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GRUEBERFEST 2010 RESULTS

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-31 03:11:28 EDT
Rating: 1.44 on 24 ratings (24 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

In the last month I have had the privilege of reading some amazing submissions. The two submitted for this final round were both an absolute pleasure to read.

Hornet and RoadSong have had a long, ugly, and incredibly close battle. They have clawed, gouged, ripped, torn, and punched at each other, and now...

...now, after the smoke has cleared in the uberground, only one remains standing.

ROADSONG!!!!!!!!!!

RoadSong, it would be my great honour to pass the throne (and scepter) to you, and to dub you this years Gruemaster. This title comes with some amazing perks, but you will have to fight Skraps for them. Just saying. The show is also yours to run next year, in whatever manner you see fit :)

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE.








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Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-08 06:59:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm still pissy that I missed this competition.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-08 06:33:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-11-02 18:11:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2010-11-01 14:43:04 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Grats :)
~~~
Tanks :]

Submitted by Snark at 2010-11-01 17:43:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Grats :)

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-01 10:25:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i don't know what your point is wildman, all i read is blah blah blah blah gay blah
let's just cut to the chase, you're right, you win, isn't it a wonderful day

Submitted by Cakes at 2010-11-01 01:19:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha, again, girls win, boys lose. As per usual.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-31 20:55:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Hornet (user info) at 2010-10-31 13:37:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This was great. Thanks for all the votes and for a fun contest Ducky - and Roadsong.... NEXT TIME!
~~~
It was fun Hornet, you totally rock,

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-10-31 20:04:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2010-10-31 05:17:06 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

for a good time you should watch Dead Alive. Then watch Meet the Feebles. The Crush? I dunno. I saw famines post down there and I think I have cary elwes on my mind. Saw 1. He was in that. His accent in Days of Thunder is scary.

Rubbin...heh.

Rubbins racin.

The most scary movie, to me, is The Exorcist. Scares the crap out of me. Anything dealing with the evil supernatural like that scares me and that is the best one in my opinion. Rosemary's Baby did freak me out but not until the very end. I can take devil rape no problem but her acceptance of the evil seed is freaky man. Not naked crazy dildo party rick james freaky. Bad freaky. Like a crack party in a bad part of town you end up at on accident while traveling around with strange drunkards freaky.

You should watch heavy metal. that's a good movie.

CONGRATULATIONS ROADSONG!
~~~
The Exorcist scarred me for life. I was in the theater watching it and heard this chittering sound from above. I made the mistake of looking up up up to the high corners of the old dark theater.

Rosemary's Baby is a sleek film.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-10-31 16:55:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well done Roadsong. And well done Ducky, for running the show this year.

Submitted by Hornet at 2010-10-31 16:37:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This was great. Thanks for all the votes and for a fun contest Ducky - and Roadsong.... NEXT TIME!

Submitted by X54 at 2010-10-31 12:57:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Congrats RS!

Submitted by Wildman at 2010-10-31 10:58:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2010-10-31 04:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

but what a farce
the whole contest was swung by an alter

yay go uber, you fucked up bastard
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

This!!!, coming from the only other individual who gave a minus rating?

And!, with explainations such as:

"I am going to be hated for this rating but it is what I feel"

You mean it won't stand up on its own merit??? Well, thank you very much for the insight but I kinda figured that out on my on.

And: "A close run contest is far more exciting than a one horse race"

Fuck, I really don't know where to start with this one.

And of course, to complete your mess:

"I preferred your other stuff"

The only relevancy I can extract from this little tid-bit is......

A dog smells his own first.


Submitted by Poots at 2010-10-31 08:19:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Anyone else singing monster mash? I can't seem to stop.

Submitted by Poots at 2010-10-31 08:17:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

for a good time you should watch Dead Alive. Then watch Meet the Feebles. The Crush? I dunno. I saw famines post down there and I think I have cary elwes on my mind. Saw 1. He was in that. His accent in Days of Thunder is scary.

Rubbin...heh.

Rubbins racin.

The most scary movie, to me, is The Exorcist. Scares the crap out of me. Anything dealing with the evil supernatural like that scares me and that is the best one in my opinion. Rosemary's Baby did freak me out but not until the very end. I can take devil rape no problem but her acceptance of the evil seed is freaky man. Not naked crazy dildo party rick james freaky. Bad freaky. Like a crack party in a bad part of town you end up at on accident while traveling around with strange drunkards freaky.

You should watch heavy metal. that's a good movie.

CONGRATULATIONS ROADSONG!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-31 05:14:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

for you to watch or a group of friends? Slasher films are over done at halloween, i'd go for something creepy, like fatal attraction or niagara. I watched the hand that rocks the cradle again for the first time in about 20 years the other day, it's actually quite chillingly good.
psycho always gives me the chills, in fact any hitchcock

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-31 05:06:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

within cutoff...doesn't matter either way. i need a good halloween movie suggestion.

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-31 05:04:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

i didn't check to see when he rated.

i am guessing that hornet is male, so yes, wooooo to all the beautiful women of uber.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-31 05:00:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

ithought joe daddy rated after cut off
but it's bought about some great posts and well done roadie anyway, you freaky gif giving lady!
yay for the women of uber!!!
assuming hornet isn't a girl!!!

Submitted by Ducky at 2010-10-31 04:56:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

A bit farcical yes...though in retrospect Hornet was only winning by a smidge and I think that joedaddy's rating would have brought the same outcome.

OML Roads I wasn't trying to make you look like a tard I promise.

I need to watch a Halloween movie. I couldn't even find a pumpkin to buy here and am feeling down.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-31 04:48:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Bubba, that is kinda sweet. Are you drunk?! :P

Submitted by willartstorg at 2010-10-31 04:38:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Scum is as scum does. Both are great, and both are winners. I call that both are equal, and each is beautiful. Anyone who disagrees is a fucking asshole!!!!

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-10-31 04:02:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

well done ducky, congrats roadie
but what a farce
the whole contest was swung by an alter

yay go uber, you fucked up bastard

Submitted by TuTs at 2010-10-31 03:56:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I didn't realise that roadie was a tard..... =) love ya duck.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-10-31 03:26:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


YAY!


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