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Tall, Sparkly & Horny

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-11-23 10:32:01 EST
Rating: 0.15 on 24 ratings (24 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2010-11-23 04:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amusing photo & no content = +2

Unicorns are your friends and don't want to rape you - not even a little.jpg
Unicorns are your friends and don't want to rape you - not even a little.jpg

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Submitted by DeMoNiC at 2010-11-26 00:15:43 EST (#)
Rating: -2

No content is awesome

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-11-25 04:35:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

check out Jeanneee.


I did, she looks alreet. Wouldn't kick her out of bed for fartin' so-to-speak

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-11-25 04:15:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I hope you learned your lesson, sir.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-24 02:55:26 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oops caps
don't be so grouchy. I think it's perfectly normal for a pic post to have a + rating. Check out Jeanneee.
uber isn't all fiction and poetry you know.
besides didn't you get the memo - ratings mean nothing!

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-11-24 02:48:24 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I want to say that I'm really disappointed in the Uber community. This post is a solid -1 at best and yet it's positive rating persists.

I was trying to prove a point with with berg shout out. Amusing picture and no content does NOT = +2!!!

Now if I had written a well crafted story about a unicorn running about being all happy and whatnot, receiving an offer for a free vacation in Ireland and experiencing the journey there before being invited for a night out drinking with the locals, getting slipped a roofy, being held captive, taken to a cannery, brutally murdered and then posted the pic. That would have been something! But, just a pic and no content? It's crap! Even with a little joke, still crap! What happened to the Uber of old where your perfect +2 story was dashed on the jagged rocks of suckdom for a single typographical error or a poor turn of phrase?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2010-11-23 16:54:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

At least it is just horny.

This dancer has horns, check her out:


Submitted by Shlongy at 2010-11-23 13:41:52 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I see that your posts have actually de-proved with age...

Submitted by scourge at 2010-11-23 12:59:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

meh, the berg shout out saved it from the well deserved -2

oh, wait, no it didn't. my bad.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2010-11-23 12:57:46 EST (#)
Rating: -1

supreme gay.

Submitted by X54 at 2010-11-23 12:06:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

At first I thought this was gay. But then I saw the superglue.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2010-11-23 11:37:16 EST (#)
Rating: -1

This is a solid, well-earned "I've seen better" (-1)

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-11-23 11:25:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hey buddy.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2010-11-23 11:22:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2010-11-23 03:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit content, .jpeg that didn't deliver and shit poster.

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-23 11:16:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'd like to point out this isn't ridics first unicorn post
me thinks the man is teetering on horned and hoofed obsession
do you believe unicorns have wings, ridic?
only in my wildest dreams, pheeley

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-11-23 11:10:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

going round and round and round and round and round

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-23 11:09:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hey, I once saw rob berg zero a post.

That was a crazy fucking day.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-11-23 11:08:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you will always be ubers favorite pivot man

Submitted by ridiculous at 2010-11-23 11:05:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Pay no attention to this post Sir Fallalot, this is was only really for Bergstrom because I felt he made a silly comment on the other post, as immortalized herein. (Read: I just wanted to make sure the Uber Circle Jerk still likes me.)

Submitted by rob_berg at 2010-11-23 11:05:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have no idea what you people are talking about... I have a very strict criteria based purely on my own entertainment.

Also, I typically cap Simon at +1 because despite his inherent uselessness and ugly soul - he does tend to make me smile.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-11-23 10:59:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2010-11-23 10:59:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'd +2 a rotting grandma...

Mine's still alive so not my own...

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-23 10:43:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

ps already seen it, this is old

Submitted by orphelia at 2010-11-23 10:42:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

rob berg would +2 a picture of his rotting grandmother

how do you earn a rob berg +2?
you don't,he hands them out willy nilly
even to sicko

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2010-11-23 10:36:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Grill's ready. Bring it on.

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Smithers