Paedos, the whole lot of 'em!Submitted by FALLEN at 2010-11-24 10:37:39 EST
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“Dude, I don’t care, did you see that body?”
“Man I would do stuff to little ass”
“You’re a fuckin perv”
The sounds of this intriguing conversation were making their way down the hall to my office yesterday. I have mentioned before that I somehow have been elected grand judge for my delivery drivers discussions. With, at times, a long ride back to the shop they guys would always have some off beat discussion that would become a dispute then a full on argument. Since I sit at my computer all day I get to settle the debates.
I wasn’t quite ready for this one though.
Driver one entered my office and proceeded to tell me in detail what perversions he would like to unleash on Ms Miley Cyrus. His description that I wont repeat included words like taught, bald and snug. They were echoed by his partner with phrases describing how a quarter would bounce when deflected off the lower rear sector and a mouth that was made for cock.
“Woah,woah WTF is wrong with you idiots?"
“shes a kid”
I was informed with a rather disturbing level of enthusiasm that she had turned eighteen yesterday, and was perfectly legal. I was also informed that driver two could now spank his monkey without any of the guilt that he most likely didn't feel when he did it previously.
I proceeded to attempt to lecture him about how wrong that was and i was informed by them both that it's OK now.
"Guys, let me get this straight, she was a kid on Monday, but now it's cool?"
"Yeah she's legal now, so everything before is OK"
I wasn't following the logic here and mistakenly pressed them for more evidence to support their idea.
"Dude remember Britney Spears first video? in the school outfit? fuck how hot was that? you know how many dudes cracked one off to that?" but shes all grown and even sluttier now so its cool
I didn't say anything as my mind tried to process what they said. Sadly they continued
"Lindsay Lohan, wow what a slut but man she was fuckin hot in that love bug movie."
"Or Christina Aguilera.." chimed in driver two "on the Mickey Mouse club?...damn!"
"Um..guys..can you take this conversa.."
My protests went ignored as they continued on.
"Naw dude, Christina Ricci, you see them titties?
"I still get a stiffy when I watch Casper"
Not being able to take any more of this slammed my fist on the desk
"Alright you perv fucks get out of my office!"
"Dude lighten up, they are all over 18 what's the issue?"
Driver one decided to make his point by adding,
"I been with my girl since high school right? so If I look back at pictures from when we dated and pull one off are you saying that's wrong?"
Inspired by his coworkers statement, driver two decided to add another twist to this.
"Yeah what about those guys that wank to Marylin Monroe or Anna Nichole Smith? they're dead now but it ain't necrophilia 'cause they were alive when the pics were done, right?"
I dont think I blinked for a long time as I sat absorbing this, finally I attempted to speak.
"It's not necroph..? Wait What? Just go back to work. AND STAY OUT OF THE BATHROOM!"
So what do you think? are they right? are they OK to do whatever now that the object of their perving is of age. or some dude fantasizing over a long dead hottie
Are they wrong, should I be alerting some authority or just keep my office door locked?