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Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-08 14:39:53 EST
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Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-11 13:30:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Guilty Bob... I love guns and have been a touch obsessive lately because I'm going on vacation soon and am really excited to go shooting. It's been far too long.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-11 11:06:48 EST (#)
Rating: 0

YOU TURN FULL NIGGA, ARM SOME CHILDREN AND KILL SOME NON MOSLEM WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-11 11:04:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2011-01-11 15:56:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does every 3rd post on here become a firearms discussion anymore?

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Why does every 3rd comment make bad Inglish does?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-01-11 10:56:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Why does every 3rd post on here become a firearms discussion anymore?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-11 09:20:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

All this talk of guns makes me wanna kill stuff - or at least own a gun.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-11 09:17:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-01-10 17:04:10 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Skrap, if you didn't have an ankle biting yip yap then you wouldn't need protection, the dog would actually be protecting you rather than vice versa. Re. your link to fly gun thing, they repeatedly swear that it works but I really have a hard time believing it. I would say it's more like "Works one shot of a hundred." with the excuse that "You just suck at it." simmering on the back burner.

Fallen, what no "Zing"? Actually the fly swatter was imported so when offered I didn't give a flyin' fuck (see what I did there?) what color it is! On an not altogether unrelated note: Aforementioned pink flyswatter has a tweeser in the handle used for corpse removal, awesome feature IMHO.

Silvr, you aren't suggesting you shoot flies with that .22 are you? I do love varminting though, I really need to swing by your place for a long weekend. (Of the beer drinking and shit shooting kind, now get your head out of the gutter you Fag!)

Psygns, people like you are the reason God gave us all two middle fingers.

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Well we would look fucking odd without middle fingers, we would only have nubs. I mean, if we have 4 fingers on each hand, which is the middle one? If we had three it would be obvious.

Are you counting thumbs as well? They arent fingers in my book - they're opposed to pretty much everything though; they can be very awkward.


Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-10 16:18:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

If you want to go bigger, ridic, allow me to recommend the Ruger Mini-30. 7.62x39, but basically the same design as the Mini-14 in 5.56. Even can use the same aftermarket stock. I have both the 14 and 30. I like the Mini-30 more than any AK or SKS I've owned or fired. The Mini-30 really likes good quality ammunition, though - it's not as forgiving to missized cartridges (read: sloppy) as an AK or and SKS. Buy one that's at least 10 years old, so you can get high-cap mags for it (Ruger changed the design and nobody makes over-10-rd mags for the new design yet).

As Silvr mentioned, .308 is always good. It's a NATO round, like .5.56, so it'll be readily available all over the place for a long while. My psychotic* friend Andy likes .308. A lot.



*in light of recent events, I should like to point out that my psychotic friend Andy is not actually psychotic. He's... he's enthusiastic, is what he is.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-10 16:13:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And ditch the Kel-Tec. FN Herstal is about to release a civilian-version of the P90. Go check them out. They are SWEET sub-guns. A bit more expensive than the Kel-Tecs, but you get what you pay for.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-10 16:11:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sold the Garand back in the mid-'90's, one of the first milsurp guns I ever bought, though I did like it a lot. It wasn't in the best of shape. Actually, I think the old man still has his. I traded it for a 1884 Springfield trap-door .45-70 Gov't at 85% mint that I still have. My biggest gun regret was having my 1873 Win. .38-40 lever-action stolen (wonderful round, too, except the $38/box ammo). That was back when we foolishly displayed our antique guns on a rack on the wall. Thing is, the thieving bastard left an original Colt Navy (worth more), and the 1884 just sitting there. If you're gonna go, go for broke, ya miserable pussy!

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 15:49:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I knew there was a reason I suffer you to live Silvr.

Now if you tell me you also have a Garand I'll have to come kill you.

My wishlist is something like:

AR-10
Garand
SVD / PSL (Most likely the latter)
AK / WASR (Most likely the latter)
Kel Tec Sub 2000 in 9mm(What?)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-10 15:43:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The .308 is a beautiful utilitarian round. Teflon-coat LAP rounds will bury themselves in an engine block (don't ask) or right through a Kevlar helmet or vest. Ballistic tips will create a wound channel about 6 inches wide with shockwave pressure creating massive internal damage. And hollow-points will absolutely EXPLODE a 20 lbs. block of ice. Not to mention that in the right firearm, you can handload to a velocity of nearly 4000 fps (3880 was the best I ever chrono'd, though the kick and noise can be a bit much and you have to be a little suicidal to push chamber pressures that far in a production-run rifle).

Between my Ruger M77 .308 and my Parker-Hale 30-06, it's almost a toss-up, and the Parker is a limited edition custom.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-01-10 15:13:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3360475

IN YOUR FACE!

twice in as many months, that is 'frequent' in my book, and my book is called 'the book of being right'

:P

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 13:57:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I do want to field test before purchasing for sure - I was looking at the mini 14s briefly but I'll give them a closer look with your recommendation. Actual reason I'm engaging in the AR argument though is because I was looking for something heavy - want the 7.62x51 / .308 AR 10, not sold on it but it looks like a hell of a piece of hardware and the reviews all seem to cream their jeans for it. Not to say that I won't consider the Mini 14 or even an AR 15 (of whatever flavor) but it's hard to find very good comparative reviews in the heavier caliber. Think I'm gonna start a thread on firingline...

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-10 13:53:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, I did shoot a fly accidentally once. He'd lighted on a tasty, tasty rabbit before I fired.

Have to agree with skrap: the mini-14 is a better field weapon. I like the DPMS over the Armalite, but that seems to be just a matter of preference. The Colts are solid and usually lock-tight, too.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-10 13:40:27 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Never tried a DPMS that I am aware of. I've had a couple ARs, one Colt and one Armalite. Both of them were good pieces. Don't have any now, though. These days I have a nice stainless Ruger Mini-14 in the safe to fill that role. Mine doesn't look as badass as the AR but I find it more reliable and easier to clean in the field (less complicated gas path, no tools required for disassembly) than either of the ARs I've had. The Mini-14 is the "AR" version of Ruger's entry when the US was looking for things like the Colt M-16 as a new field weapon. I tend to value function over form when it comes to this type of hardware. You can get a folding or a collapsing stock with loads of picatinny rails if you want it to look badass, and they sell stainless hi-cap mags for the Mini-14 if reducing the carry size and increasing the carry weight are important. It's all personal preference, really. Go to a range and rent a few examples and see which you like best.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 12:57:54 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Skrap, you an AR guy? Trying to convince myself to buy a DPMS instead of an Armalite but... I dunno...

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 12:56:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Awww dats a gud lookin puppy, whos a gud boy huh? huh? AHEM! I mean.. yeah well, everyone knows that German Shepards yip and bark. Bet he yips more than he barks...

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-10 12:24:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

The f'dog is a (mostly) German Shepherd /(a little bit) Wolf mix, thus http://stuff.ubersite.com/123549560848531679/1/BandittheWolfDog.JPG and somewhat undersized at 55 lb. He rarely barks, 'ceppin when the lawn guy or the pest guy or the electric guy, or some random intruder comes around, but you may be assured that when he does bark, it is in no way a "yip".

He doesn't like shrimp. I tried to give him one at The Freezer last night and he wouldn't eat it. Weird.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 12:04:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Skrap, if you didn't have an ankle biting yip yap then you wouldn't need protection, the dog would actually be protecting you rather than vice versa. Re. your link to fly gun thing, they repeatedly swear that it works but I really have a hard time believing it. I would say it's more like "Works one shot of a hundred." with the excuse that "You just suck at it." simmering on the back burner.

Fallen, what no "Zing"? Actually the fly swatter was imported so when offered I didn't give a flyin' fuck (see what I did there?) what color it is! On an not altogether unrelated note: Aforementioned pink flyswatter has a tweeser in the handle used for corpse removal, awesome feature IMHO.

Silvr, you aren't suggesting you shoot flies with that .22 are you? I do love varminting though, I really need to swing by your place for a long weekend. (Of the beer drinking and shit shooting kind, now get your head out of the gutter you Fag!)

Psygns, people like you are the reason God gave us all two middle fingers.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-10 11:31:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I have a 1.3M Volt stun device with a flashlight. You arm it by moving one switch and then you have two buttons you can press - one for the light and one for the stunner. You'll know immediately if you pick the wrong one, since the stunner is very loud. It's for carrying whilst walking the f'dog if I'm still in my workout clothes. We have neighbors who don't concern themselves with restraining their dogs as they should, y'see, and we Eagle Scouts know to Be Prepared. I haven't had to use it on anyone/anything yet. MLW carries one in her car, too. As far as I know she's not had to use it either.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-10 11:21:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I know FALLEN, it's a travesty!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-01-10 11:06:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

a pinch per cup plus one for the pot

wacky yanks and their tea bags

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-10 11:01:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I did receive the Coleman's Mustard, Psygns, and I find it to be quite nice and notably tastier than other dry mustards I have tried. I have been using it sparingly in cooking, and I made up some mustard paste (mustard powder, water, malt vinegar, garlic minced to individual molecules, salt) for bratwursts a couple weeks ago. Indeed there is a bit of Coleman's included in the Chex Mix referenced somewhere below. Have not tried it in mashed potatoes, as my usual roasted garlic and rosemary butter mashed is generally well-received. Will do next time I am mashing, though.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-10 10:26:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I also found this (as sold by their sister company) which is SUPER AWESOME!

http://www.safetygirl.com/stun-guns.html

I want me a stun gun. KAPOW!!!!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-10 10:24:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Skrap, I've just seen your note on a past post regards delivery of some decent mustard powder.

1/ how did it work out for you? make any tasty treats?
2/ i dunno how many 'mericans make ACTUAL mash taties, you know with real taties rather than smash or other instant mash - anyway, put a smidge of mustard in there for some tasty goodness. also try it in 'mac n cheese' as believe it is called.
3/ having found this on the link you provided: ( http://www.englishteastore.com/howtomaketea.html ) i worry for the state of mankind.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-10 09:47:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, it is in the chemical closet in the garage and you didn't specify which closet, so I'm good there. I suppose I have to concede the precision instrument vs. broad spectrum of spraying death point, though. I've had a .22 rifle in my gun closet for about 24 years and it's also got an insanely high body count, but I'm sure you'll now say something about it being powder actuated.

So, you win this round, fucker.
I'll be back.
THIS ISN'T OVER, YOU!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-01-10 08:40:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Next time you're bored and think making a post with shitty pictures is a good idea give me a call and I'll instruct you on suicide.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-01-10 07:42:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

from the looks of that cute fly swatter, that wasnt the only thing "in the closet"

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-10 03:39:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2011-01-09 17:38:45 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

You lose that bet, partner. I have a pump sprayer with an steel atomizer tip that uses diesel fuel to dispense flaming death to hornets and yellow jackets around the farm. My body count is in the tens of thousands and I've only caught the big barn on fire three times, but hey, what's life without risk?

And why would we talk shit about your pink flyswatter? It's EXACTLY what we've come to expect of you, you frilly, flaming fairy. And what's that font called? Faggy Down's Syndrome Calligraphy Bold?


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Silvr; You Krazy yo! It's not 'bold' at all!!

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-10 01:21:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HBTS: That was fucking funny. You may be a douche but at least you're a consistent douche.

Silvr: I appreciate that you had to come up with a story to tell YLW about why you needed a build a flamethrower and I appreciate that you've probably pointed said flamethrower at a hive or two but really is it the same thing? I mean you're comparing a precision weapon to a point and spray. Also, unless you happen to keep that device in your closet, you still lose.

Submitted by paxilliona at 2011-01-09 18:54:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-01-09 13:33:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Take money from foreigners to kill their wives?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-09 12:38:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You lose that bet, partner. I have a pump sprayer with an steel atomizer tip that uses diesel fuel to dispense flaming death to hornets and yellow jackets around the farm. My body count is in the tens of thousands and I've only caught the big barn on fire three times, but hey, what's life without risk?

And why would we talk shit about your pink flyswatter? It's EXACTLY what we've come to expect of you, you frilly, flaming fairy. And what's that font called? Faggy Down's Syndrome Calligraphy Bold?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-01-09 09:06:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Masturbate.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-01-09 08:42:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well done.

That's how I take my flies. Well done with ketchup. Nothing sets off the flavor of a good well done fly like a ton of ketchup.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-01-09 06:57:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fly swatters are for those who can't aim.

http://www.amazingflygun.com/main.asp

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-01-09 01:10:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

well slap me and call me shirley

Submitted by X54 at 2011-01-08 20:10:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-08 19:02:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Gay.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-08 17:33:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh ridic. I do hope you haven't caught AIDS from one of the gay African dudes you're banging. With that font you must be the talk of the town. I bet you've got some sexy lace panties to match both the font and the swatter!

Keep well over there, be sure to use a kite stamped rubber. It's rife out there dude.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2011-01-08 16:43:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

So... you're saying you want us to pass around the collection plate and save up to send some ho's to Africa so there's something else to do on a Saturday night... right?


Submitted by Wildman at 2011-01-08 16:13:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2


What, no notches on the handle?





Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-08 15:25:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

sico font.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-01-08 15:19:12 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i want to mate with yournamehere

unprotected and with the lights on

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-01-08 15:18:02 EST (#)
Rating: -2

oh but as a member of peta i can't possibl condone violence against an innocent soul
vioet will now type something bgffr

genius pug

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-01-08 15:16:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

of course, by the way the pic is cropped, that may have been the case

benefit of the doubt

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-01-08 15:15:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

maybe stick the handle up your ass?

anything worth doing is worth doing right


Submitted by orphelia at 2011-01-08 15:14:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

answer - gchat me!

ps that font is awkward

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-01-08 15:00:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I figured I was already trailblazing with the pink flyswatter, why not go for the gold?

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-01-08 14:55:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

even your font is gay


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Marge: We have three kids, Homer.

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