I'm new, here's a storySubmitted by pen_name at 2011-01-22 02:31:12 EST
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My homeboy came at me dick first, I said, yo cuz, I don't roll like that, He said, word? Word, I said. So he put his thang back in his pants and we talked about wrestling for like an hour. After that we went to the park to watch the white kids try to score some weed off the big black Jamaican, who goes by the name of Rayray. It's always funny because there is always the one cracker who will step back and forth trying to work up the balls to ask Rayray, and sure enough, after we got there we raped Rayray.
Now raping a Jamaican is alot like every rape scene in every rape movie. There's no soundtrack. There's shuffling and shouts; and there's lots of bad angles so you really can't tell what's going on, but you do, because they are obvious about obscuring the rape. It's like what my lit professor said, "Newsies is Christian Bale's best work and if anyone disagrees with me they can blow me," which of course we did.
Christian Bales best work is Reign of fire, because dragons get your woman hot. I mean, one time I was with this woman and I showed her reign of fire and she got hot.
Which brings me to pollution. Don't get me started.
Anyway, in the end, we made up with the Jamaican. He turned out to be a really cool dude. We played checkers.