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Black people take black shits.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 00:49:49 EST
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Or, more accurately, they take brown shits. But fuck, black people are really brown people so calling the shit black is only poetic license and not an insinuation that black people eat more iron.

My question, of course, is do black people with shits the same color as their skin have a different outlook on shit in general?

Like, is it less gross? Do they remember shit in their childhood with warmer feelings than I remember my shit? I remember asking my father to wipe my ass as a kid. I wonder if black kids are like, "No, MY color! MY body! MY shit!"

Both white and black babies touch their shit, but do black babies touch it more? I think I'd touch caucasian shit.

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Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 08:21:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-01-31 08:58:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the deepest, most profound piece of literary work to hit this site since it first opened.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-01-31 08:38:18 EST (#)
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I am white and do not take white shits very often. I once took a white shit because I ate too much of this weird jell type icing. It was blue and red too.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-30 19:51:44 EST (#)
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It wasn't really intended as funny. Picture a guy sitting in a chair, scratching his chin and thinking the above, then, deciding to post his thoughts to see if he were the only one to ever ponder such a thing.

The only real joke was RDJ

And I'm glad that you conceded that I was right and all. I feel we can move on now.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-30 17:29:26 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Technically you are probably right... Philosophical racism is still racism and racism is stupid.


Also, everyone is racist - I'm not 'in the closet' about something so common.

However - one of the surest signs of intellectual superiority is the capacity to suppress our racist proclivities... unless it's really funny, of course.

Which, obviously, this 'shit' was not.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-30 09:51:50 EST (#)
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Touche, Mr. Name.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-30 00:11:07 EST (#)
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unless it is frozen

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-01-29 22:41:41 EST (#)
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And water is wet.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 20:46:11 EST (#)
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Rimshot for "shitty research."

Oh, snap! for "shit below"

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-01-29 18:22:21 EST (#)
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: )

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-01-29 18:21:56 EST (#)
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shit below

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-29 18:18:54 EST (#)
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You do shitty research.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 18:03:24 EST (#)
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hardly more than necessary for scientific research.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-29 17:31:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2011-01-29 17:11:29 EST (#)
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...... since not many black people have skin color that matches their shit precisely.

You been peekin in black folks' toilets?

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 17:11:29 EST (#)
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It should be "philosophical racism is still racism" or "philosophical racism is stupid." I don't know how it can continue to be stupid if no one had originally defended its intellectual value.

...and it's totally not racism. Perhaps its limited in scope, since not many black people have skin color that matches their shit precisely.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-01-29 16:25:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2011-01-29 16:19:54 EST (#)
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Philosophical racism is still stupid.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-01-29 16:19:54 EST (#)
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Philosophical racism is still stupid.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-01-29 15:54:19 EST (#)
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Your mother seems really upset. I better go have a talk with
her -- during the commercial.

-- Homer Simpson
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)ocious

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2011-01-29 15:51:22 EST (#)
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too much time to think, eh?

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 10:56:55 EST (#)
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you always give me neg tews. I'm only going to give you 0's with links to pictures of puppies

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-01-29 09:51:32 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-01-29 04:30:42 EST (#)
Rating: 1

izza their spermitute blax???

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-01-29 04:21:11 EST (#)
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Normal shit is colored brown. When it is any other color you need to eat better or start writing your will.

Black people may view the brown color of shit as a badge of honor of sorts.

Babies are stupid. They can't help it. If we were locked up in some chicks gut for nine months while all of the various parts of our existence arranged themselves in an orderly fashion (hopefully) then we would want to touch everything and look innocent and make unintelligable noises. Black babies might touch thier shit more frequently that white babies because os a whole, black are poorer than whites. A magority, if you will.

I hope i have assisted you with most of this posts quandyies.

Now, I have one of my own...

"How do color blind people view thier shit?"

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-01-29 02:27:51 EST (#)
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What a horrible comment. I really need that broken down to get the context, whether it is a salutation, a rye snide, or a castigation.

I think it is a fair question--probably not a question I would ask a black person in the flesh, as it could be misconstrued as racism and result in heated words and fisticuffs--but it's one of the things that floated through my head one day. "What would I think of my shit if it always came out in a crayola peach color?"

Submitted by rad1101 at 2011-01-29 02:15:52 EST (#)
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what the fuck happened to you

It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise,
the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice