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Alaska - Does what it says on the box.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-05 11:41:35 EST
Rating: 1.84 on 25 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

1. Confidence inspiring window on the plane
2. American Bald Eagles… Beautiful, majestic, giant pigeons – taken at the Dump in Kenai.
3. Winter festival in town = ice carvings in front of many businesses voted too touristy for any more than a single token photograph by yours truly.
4. Retirement community on a bluff overlooking the partially frozen Kenai river.
5. Fresh powder in my buddies back yard
6. Also in the back yard a bit deeper in the trees.
7. Same as above
8. Same as above
9. Loved the frost covered road sign
10. Random photo of trees at the beginning of a fresh snow
11. Kenai visitors center in afternoon light, the old man who runs the place is from my home town originally, it’s a small small world.
12. Random road in random part of town.
13. I like snow covered trees and undisturbed fresh snow, what?!
14. Beach (cook inlet)
15. Looking to the left from previous photo.
16. Road out too remotish beach in Nikiski
17. Railing before bluss at remotish beach in Nikiski
18. Remotish Beach at Nikiski
19. Same as above – sea ice freezes at low tide, breaks up at high tide and slowly marches giant chunks of ice up the beach.
20. Same as above
21. Panoramic of same – higher resolution photo shows offshore platforms in the distance
22. Field that a couple of snowmachine trails converge into
23. Kenai river delta.
24. Mt. Redoubt, yeah, that’s the one that exploded a little ways back, they think it’s gonna pop again soon, damned ring of fire! *fist shaking*
25. A lookout point on the way south to Homer
26. Same as above, volcane the name of which I cannot remember visible in the background
27. Another lookout point on the way to Homer, this one just outside of town.
28. Same as above, panoramic view – also my new desktop wallpaper
29. “Put away the camera and help me you fat fuck!” ~ Josh
30. “But I’m tired, you just made me carry fishing shit all the way across this frozen fucking lake you shitty smeared cock!”
31. Photos of Josh and I drilling holes unavailable as video function was utilized in lieu of photo function. Cry me a river.
32. Ice fishing FTW – Yes, my knee is steaming.
33. Panoramic of Elephant (also has more native sounding name) lake outside of Soldotna where ice fishing transpired
34. 22” Rainbow Trout = Om nom nom
35. Kegorator not required = Om nom nom
36. Sunset from random residential address in Soldotna
37. Nowhere is safe… I still refuse to buy anything but ammo from them.
38. Left to right Aurora (little bundle) Sandy & Josh
39. Aurora dancing to Disturbed – taken through a sliding glass door, the smile made the photo a keeper… No, Bubba… NO!
40. There are so many places just right off the side of the road if I were more of a tourist I would never get anywhere because of stopping constantly for photos.
41. Same as above – Sterling Highway on the was back to Anchorage
42. Same as above.
43. Same as above.
44. Same as above.
45. Same as above.
46. Same as above.
47. Same as above.
48. Frozen waterfalls on the way to Anchorage – camera not meant for highspeed shots out moving car window.
49. My worst Camwhore yet.


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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-02-13 15:25:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Because of this post I never have toy visit Alaska...Thank you good sir.

I wouldn't mind swimming the Bering Strait and sneaking into Russia for some vodka though...Hhmmmm?!?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-08 11:31:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yeah. Looks...white.

lol @ 'Snow Beast'.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-07 10:29:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice pics, man. There's seems to be a lot of snow there. I thought Alaska was a tropical country.

At least you caught a picture of the hideous and terrifying Snow Beast of Katmai in #49...

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-07 03:43:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I bet he throws the poop he scrapes off his dick... (It's kiddie poop btw)

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-07 02:31:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That's the spirit, Floppy McJiggly Tits!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-07 01:31:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-07 01:11:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-02-05 14:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should -2 your fat ass for the rude comment, but I won't. I will take the high road so when I see you down there I can piss on your head.

~~~~~
Hey man if they comin at you...
Ahem, I mean...
If the pedo thing bothered you so much you wouldn't dignify it by getting riled up, therefore I surmise it doesn't really bother you it's just a little dramatic poo to sling on the intertubez. If it really does bother you then I will write a retraction, just let me know.

P.S. You can do better than 'Fat ass'. Don't sell yourself short man!
==================
Yo, blubber butt! I don't need no stinking retraction. The joke has given me a retarded sort of notoriety here, which is all I can get. Dramatic poo shall be slung....

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-07 01:11:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by willartstorg (user info) at 2011-02-05 14:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I should -2 your fat ass for the rude comment, but I won't. I will take the high road so when I see you down there I can piss on your head.

~~~~~
Hey man if they comin at you...
Ahem, I mean...
If the pedo thing bothered you so much you wouldn't dignify it by getting riled up, therefore I surmise it doesn't really bother you it's just a little dramatic poo to sling on the intertubez. If it really does bother you then I will write a retraction, just let me know.

P.S. You can do better than 'Fat ass'. Don't sell yourself short man!

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-06 15:21:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-06 12:46:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AWESOME pics ridic... I especially like the numbering system.

Submitted by whiskey_jack at 2011-02-05 18:58:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I have to say a tree just full of bald eagles would be a little intimidating. And fuck those ice carvers! I might not be as good but I carved the Bat Signal and light it up so suck it!

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-02-05 17:43:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

AAAAAAAAhahahahahahaha!

No! Bubba, NO! sealed the deal for me.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-05 16:43:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Looks like everyone except Pootsie and I have lives...

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 14:46:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2011-02-04 21:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2011-02-04 21:44:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2011-02-04 21:43:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2011-02-04 19:43:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-05 14:43:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I should -2 your fat ass for the rude comment, but I won't. I will take the high road so when I see you down there I can piss on your head.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-05 13:06:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Alaska is becoming a more popular tourist destination. I'd guess the time to go is now, when it's even more painfully cold than usual. So's you get the full experience, you know. Good pictures.

Also: filename.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 12:56:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the piss tits?

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 12:55:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/127019#3033634

something I wrote recently not especially for you but kinda.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2011-02-05 12:51:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Great pictures!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-02-05 12:49:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Soak in the hot springs at Chena and watch the aurora..

http://www.chenahotsprings.com/

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 12:35:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by X54 at 2011-02-05 12:27:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

The things I remember most about Alaska: churches and blue tarps everywhere. Like being in the South, only colder.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-05 12:00:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

2 things. You're Bikon4.2 megapixel camera knock-off is shitty. Upgrade.

Also, your enumeration of the pictures looks like it was done by person with knubby, fat embossed knuckles, the likes of which probably have wrist obesity. AMIRIGHT?

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 11:57:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 11:49:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that is also what ridiculous looks like when he does his o face.

the picture I linked below.


god damn it!

http://cineschlocker.com/images/screencaps/predator_1.jpg

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-05 11:48:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

oooh, powder!

I kid, I don't do that stuff.....anymore.

don't do blow kids or you'll end up looking like this:

http://cineschlocker.com/images/screencaps/predator_1.jpg


Flanders:
Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what
the hey, you know ... kinda reminds me of my good ole
fraternity days.

Homer: D'oh! Oh my God! He's enjoying it!

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