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Omega of the Omegas

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-10 14:05:06 EST
Rating: 1.04 on 92 ratings (92 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

You.

You see yourself every day in the mirror; I wonder what you think of yourself. You used to call yourself “pretty”...knowing you, you still do. Well…I suppose everyone’s entitled to an opinion, but if I’m being totally honest, that’s the exact opposite of what I thought when I first saw your picture.

I was actually mildly insulted at the notion my friends thought I’d be into you. “Into THAT??!! Pfffft!!” I scoffed. And then I actually met you. You weren’t too bad looking…just not photogenic, I decided. You were definitely taller and thinner in person than I expected. But I was wasted and just wanted pizza money so I could eat a drunken meal and fall asleep. Not sure if I ever thanked you for that one. I think I’m fine with myself if I didn’t thank you. It would be the first and last time you were ever nice to me.

The next time I saw you, we were at a bachelor party for one of your best friends. I was talking to my roommate and a few other friends and you walked up to offer your greetings to the group. I remember being surprised at the mild level of attraction I felt for you at that time. I liked your body type; slender, sort of tall…I thought you had pretty eyes. I forgot about you an hour and a half later when I drove home.
Saw you again the following weekend, at the wedding reception for your aforementioned best friend. You were the hammered one this time. I was again amongst a group of old and new friends, standing sort of off to the side. You sauntered up to the group, again to offer your salutations. One by one, the group dissipated until it was just the two of us standing there.

I remember this moment quite distinctly actually. You fixed your clear blue eyes on my green eyes, staggered toward me while fervently pointing an index finger at me, and mumbled “you’re too good for me, kid.” You then turned your back to my bewildered expression and staggered back inside the building (where you would eventually pass out on a bench) before I could offer a retort. I was intrigued and fascinated by you from that point on.

Of course, you probably “don’t remember” this ever happening, so you conveniently dismissed the notion of this incident from your recollection along with so many other poignant occurrences we shared. This is so typical of you. So frustrating. And yet when I was…”with you” I guess, for lack of a better of term really, I tolerated it, chalking it up to your inability to reconcile your feelings for me with whatever was holding you back.

I foolishly and fervently believed that my unconditional love for you would cure you of your sociopathic and sadistic ways, that if only you believed my love for you was real, I could kill your anger with my kindness. I may have allowed many potential suitors to slip away while fixed on you…and while I definitely allowed myself love so deeply and unrequitedly…I have no regrets. I suspect you do. I suspected you would, all along.

I finally reached the point where self-respect and unconditional love were mutually exclusive, and removed myself from your life. You did help things along. I think my begging and pleading with you to end things with me, because I felt unable to do it myself, finally wore you down. You were finally able to shed your egoism and convince me that I deserved someone who would care for me the same way I cared for them. I appreciated your honesty.

Admittedly, I was confused about how mixed my feelings were for you after I freed myself from you. I was relieved, yet sad…I knew it was for the best, but I worried about you. I wondered if anyone would ever love you the way I loved you. Ultimately, I was surprised that my love for you wasn’t as everlasting and long-suffering as I thought it would be. Turns out what I had for you wasn’t undying, true love. I decided true love must be mutually exclusive from unrequited love.

Just as you told me in the end, “there will never be an ‘us’”, and I thank God for that fact.

I hope you are the Omega of my Omegas.

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I have recurring nightmares
That I was loved for who I am
And missed the opportunity
To be a better man

~Muse, "Hoodoo"

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Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-19 18:10:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

But don't call love a fairy tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet. It gives you reasons to live, to go on when you don't think you can. When you find someone that lights your soul just by being them, that's an awesome thing.
It's not perfect or logical or convenient, but it's the most important thing we do as humans.

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Sagely.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-02-18 09:34:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

But yeah it's good you're less retarded

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-02-18 09:34:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And of course if you would have agreed with fallen we could have blamed your tiny woman brain.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-02-18 09:33:45 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I read your response, now.

Cool beans.

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-17 12:26:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Subject of this post, below.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2011-02-17 01:53:54 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-10 15:13:20 CST (#)
Ranking: 2

you ever been in love haiku?
I'm getting that vibe that either you were and were burned or you werent ever.

love doesen't pick whats convienient, the heart wants what it wants. In this case for sage it picked someone that didnt love her back, it happens.

But don't call love a fary tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet. It gives you reasons to live, to go on when you dont think you can. When you find someone that lights your soul just by being them, that's an awesome thing.
It's not perfect or logical or convienient, but it's the most important thing we do as humans.


BETA MINOR

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-16 15:40:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-14 10:38:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-02-12 11:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Here's the dirty truth, gang; Poland Spring Water does not come from Poland.

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Gosh dang it!! You just run't my morning.

I'm also a fan of butter...I hate margarine.

In other news, I have Hall & Oates in my head...

"Well well now you...you makea my dreams come true!! Whoo-oo, ooh ooh ooh ooh!!"

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-13 09:14:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

not read it I'm sure it's very altruistic and deep as willartstorg's bung hole but ehhhh...didn't like what I read so much. No offense meant. I think you're a very sweet person. Just didn't care for it is all, ma'am.

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-02-13 07:12:53 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:39:24 WST (#)
Ranking: 0

Margarine has its place, but for my money, nothing beats the real deal; Butter.
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Margarine contains trans fats.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-12 11:23:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Here's the dirty truth, gang; Poland Spring Water does not come from Poland.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-12 07:04:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:56:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah..... I've been there too. Once you get away you realise what a prat they were and what an eejit you were for taking it.


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Are you talking about argos?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-12 00:26:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by X54 at 2011-02-11 23:27:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"You then turned your back to my bewildered expression and staggered back inside the building (where you would eventually pass out on a bench) before I could offer a retort. I was intrigued and fascinated by you from that point on."

That approach never seems to work for me.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2011-02-11 15:43:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 10:01:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:45:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh lol pack it in you lot, you're all just mean

it is a bit funny though fallen, no?

:-)

i'm outta here anyway, i'm going to argos!!!!!!!!!! lol

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Lucky bitch, I'm JE LUS!

Submitted by Merlina at 2011-02-11 09:56:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

yeah..... I've been there too. Once you get away you realise what a prat they were and what an eejit you were for taking it.


Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 09:50:50 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It's the best thing I've read on here in ages.

No point getting pissy about though, we've all done similar. It would of been on the Uberboard by now a while ago.

I think Fallen should run with it and form a Darkness tribute band.

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE!

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:45:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:43:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah it's natural to have an interest where you come from but if your pa and ma ain't irish and even your grandma and granpa ain't irish you ain't irish you are american, you don't need to say 'yeah hi, i'm joe average, i'm irish american' that is wankerish and you know it.
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EXACTLY!!!

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:45:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh lol pack it in you lot, you're all just mean

it is a bit funny though fallen, no?

:-)

i'm outta here anyway, i'm going to argos!!!!!!!!!! lol

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:45:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:40:51 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa, Psygns. Your mam must've had a very multi-ethnic clusterfuck.

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Yeah bwoy! She has a thing for foreigners.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:44:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:39:57 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's perfectly natural for people to identify with their heritage and cultural lineage. It's a real motivation. As real as the shoes on your feet.


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THAT real eh?

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:43:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

yeah it's natural to have an interest where you come from but if your pa and ma ain't irish and even your grandma and granpa ain't irish you ain't irish you are american, you don't need to say 'yeah hi, i'm joe average, i'm irish american' that is wankerish and you know it.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:40:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Whoa, Psygns. Your mam must've had a very multi-ethnic clusterfuck.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:40:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

All us 'mericans are rampant mutts. Anyone who doesnt think so is just desperate to find and profess some kind of individuality so that they can pretend to not be another cog in the horridly washed out culture slurry that we call "americans"

FOAD, were all mutts, every one of us, get over it.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:39:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It's perfectly natural for people to identify with their heritage and cultural lineage. It's a real motivation. As real as the shoes on your feet.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:39:15 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm part Scottish, part Scandinavian, part french (uggh), part Roman, part Dutch and part English.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:37:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:34:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

psigngz - don't start this, i've been through this when i first joined and they all ganged up on me and told me they are entitled to be dutch/italian/irish american, but yeah, makes no sense to me.

otherwise i'd be part polish, part scottish and part irish. fuck that i'm english, but not the edl kinda english they are gay cunts

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I thought YOU had the gay cunt :P

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:36:27 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Well in that case, I'm Scandinavian. There's a guy from way back when who fucked a female relative of mine when the Vikings invaded.



I'M A VIKING!!!!!!!!!!

Also; you do realise that practically EVERY Irish person resents that Americans claim to be 'Irish' or of 'Irish' origin. I bet you want to kiss the Blarney stone as well.

I say again: Fucktards.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:35:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Prob shoulda only had one cup of coffee this am... :/
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I still havent become one of these "coffee in the morning" people. You know whats funny too? Since I never started doing it, I dont need to do it! Now a nice coffee or espresso after a big meal, THATS the stuff!!


Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:34:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

psigngz - don't start this, i've been through this when i first joined and they all ganged up on me and told me they are entitled to be dutch/italian/irish american, but yeah, makes no sense to me.

otherwise i'd be part polish, part scottish and part irish. fuck that i'm english, but not the edl kinda english they are gay cunts

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-11 09:33:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

How many of you 'mericans ACTUALLY think you're Irish? I mean I thought you had to be, you know, BORN in Ireland to be Irish.

Fucktards.

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I don't think I'm Irish...I'm certainly American...however, some of my great grandparents were Irish (on my mother's side).

Can't speak for all Americans but since its a mixed bag over here and since so many people from different countries emigrated here we like to think we're a bit of everything.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:31:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

How many of you 'mericans ACTUALLY think you're Irish? I mean I thought you had to be, you know, BORN in Ireland to be Irish.

Fucktards.

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-11 09:31:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Prob shoulda only had one cup of coffee this am... :/

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:27:57 EST (#)
Rating: 2

WHOA NELLY!! @ Below...

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-11 09:26:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Iiiiiiiii got my taaaaaaaax refund, doo-dah! Doo-dah!!

Also I went to an Irish bar last night and they were singing some pretty awesome songs...I have the chorus of a couple of them in my head...

"And it's no!! Nay!! Never!! No, nay, never...no more, will I play the Wild Rover! No, nay, never...no more!!"

"Mary Mack's father's making Mary Mack marry me...my mother's making me marry Mary Mack!!"

Ahhh gets me pumped for St. Patrick's Day!

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:20:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Everytime I read the word OMEGA it kinda makes me think of those awesome 70's kind of sci fi movies, you know like Soylent Green, Andromeda Strain, Planet of The Apes, Omega Man, I fucking love those...Now what this post is in reference to I have NO idea...but thanks for reminding me that I wanna watch Andromeda Strain again!!!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:14:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:07:31 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-10 16:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But don't call love a fary tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet.








Funniest comment on this website for, like, ever.

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's as real as dinosaurs being used as transportation by the first people to walk on earth, and the Holy Grail (sorry bad example - i actually saw the holy grail; Monty showed me), and of course who could forget that Jesus actually COULD turn some bits of fish and some mouldy bread into a banquet for all his mates.


Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:07:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh, and hi sage. Your writing gives me a headache. But you're nice.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:07:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-10 16:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

But don't call love a fary tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet.








Funniest comment on this website for, like, ever.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 09:05:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

no, we're done here.

Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 09:00:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

That's all very good, Fallen.

I'm happily married. Your turn.

Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 08:59:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Awesome. Especially if it was head first.

Though Grandma Heather prolly shouldn't have Geoff Capes round for tea and a scone.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 08:57:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

honestly debating romance with a guy who defines love as a new bottle of single malt and heart break when its empty, isnt worth my time.
but maybe if you read more of your girly romance books you might learn something.

I'll bet they have one with a swarthy pirate with a heart of gold, yould like that.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 08:55:47 EST (#)
Rating: 0

my grandma heather reads mills and boon i wonder if she gets hot and bothered over the slightly steamy bits and imagines the hero as daniel o donnell. i love my gran she once hoovered up her budgy and it got stuck in the pipe. she's craz-ee

Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 08:50:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Really, grown ups? Because it looks like a lonely old man is warbling Mills & Boon.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 08:47:44 EST (#)
Rating: 2

run along drivel, grown ups are talking now.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 08:45:14 EST (#)
Rating: 2

LOL


Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 08:42:06 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-10 16:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

you ever been in love haiku?
I'm getting that vibe that either you were and were burned or you werent ever.

love doesen't pick whats convienient, the heart wants what it wants. In this case for sage it picked someone that didnt love her back, it happens.

But don't call love a fary tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet. It gives you reasons to live, to go on when you dont think you can. When you find someone that lights your soul just by being them, that's an awesome thing.
It's not perfect or logical or convienient, but it's the most important thing we do as humans.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
And sometimes, when I'm fighting a dragon, I like to see it from the dragons point of view.

Also, I'm assuming this post is about Lestor Piggot.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 08:38:59 EST (#)
Rating: 0

It's not.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 08:31:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 hoping this is about wolves will read later

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-11 08:09:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I saw a girl and she drove me wild
She looked at me and I looked and smiled
The cutest girl you'd ever see
I never dreamed she'd go out with me

We met at school so I asked her out
The only girl I ever thought about
She's 16 and she's so devine
I never thought I could make her mine

I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight I have a date

Went to the movies in my parents car
I never dreamed I'd get that far
I picked her up at a quarter to eight
I got there early I didn't want to be late

I never thought it would come to this
I drove her home and she gave me a kiss
I'm in love and it's here to stay
She said she really wants to see me again

I'm in love, I just can't wait Tonight I have a date
I have a date with the cutest girl in town
I have a date and I'm the happiest boy around
I'm in love. I just can't wait 'cause tonight
I have a date
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HARHAR NOBODY LOVES YOU!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:53:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

First date; you're lookin' great tonight.
I think that I might take a chance tonight.
First date; you're lookin' great
toniiiii iiiiii iiiiii iiight.

I hold the doors for you.
I pull out chairs for you.
nobody cares for you
like I do, like I do.

Clip my nails for you,
chop any tails for you.
Well, I don't know you,
but I feel like I do.

First date; you're lookin' great tonight.
I think that I might take a chance tonight.
First date; you're lookin' great
toniiiii iiiiii iiiiii iiight.

I buy you popcorn.
I buy you coke.
You go outside and WATCH me smoke.
I make a joke and you laugh like it's funny.
Girlfriend, straight up money.

First date; you're lookin' great tonight.
I think that I might take a chance tonight.
First date; you're lookin' great
toniiiii iiiiii iiiiii iiight.

Woah-oh.
Oh-woah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Woah-oh.
Ahhhhhh!
'Oah, Yeahhhhh!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea-ah!

First date; you're lookin' great tonight.
Shake that (beatbox begins) I might take a chance tonight.
First date; you're lookin' great
toniiiii iiiiii iiiiii iiight. (beatbox ends)

First date; you're lookin' great tonight.
I think that I might take a chance tonight.
First date; you're lookin' great
toniiiii iiiiii iiiiii iiight.

First Daaaaate!
I'd better waaaaaaii-ai-ai-ai-oh-oh-oh-yeah!
Oh Yeah!
Oh Yeah-ah-ahhhh...

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:47:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-11 06:08:29 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

It may be a Cliche but I really do believe that in matters of the heart: "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
Congratulations on growing stronger, sorry its got to be a painful experience.

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I think I may still be in the 'bitter and un-trusting' stage. Bitches be kerazy yo!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:45:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-02-10 22:53:39 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is this about Shlongy?

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It could be!


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Following this whole philosophical debate of 'true love'..... Do the same people who think 'true love' exists also think they will marry their 'true love' or have in fact (silvr?) done that....

I'm just curious.

True love: 100lev
Happiness: Priceless (mainly because you will end up spending money for the rest of your life)

I think I may be too pragmatic for this discussion

Haha, penis.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:13:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5062412/1/Fallout_3_I_am_Alpha_and_Omega

For any fallout fans - Poops.

I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End. Revelations 21:6

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I enjoyed reading this, but didn't get it until half way through. It was like a film where nothing makes sense until the last 15 mins. Some of them are good.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-11 05:17:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Me.

I am awesome. My opinion is the only one that truly matters to me.

I have taken some bad pictures in my day... I drink a fair bit.

I totally remember that blond chick with the large mouth and pretty green eyes – crazy hammered. She kept looking at me – like she was sizing me up or something. I remember having to pay for the pizza – I figured fuck it - it would probably help get me laid one day – and boy was I right.

For the next few weeks this same broad would show up at the craziest times. I swear - each time she kept staring at me – just measuring and judging my every move. It was creepy... but I remember definitely wanting to see her naked.

I used this great line on her - and she ate that shit up. Sadly, I was fucking plastered and knew I couldn’t back that shit up so I got out of there and eventually found a bench to crash on.

Still, I knew I planted the seed and the next time I saw her it was definitely game on.

I guess we dated for a few weeks... she was incredible in bed. I mean - easily some of the best sex I have ever had.

Those were some cock suckin’ lips, let me tells ya.

Unfortunately she kept wanting to discuss my “feelings” for her – and I could tell that ‘glorified fuck bucket’ would break her little heart...

I knew this chick was totally into me... but as I mentioned, the sex was pretty fantastic so I kept that shit going as long as I could.

I just wasn’t that into her.

I tried to delay the inevitable – but she was obviously beginning to lose her mind and I just simply couldn’t handle talking to the woman any longer. She kinda went nuts.

Don’t get me wrong, she’s a total sweetheart... I’m sure she will make someone a great wife one day.

Something I’m sure she finds great comfort in.

Submitted by BranDo at 2011-02-11 05:01:18 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dear Diary.

He doesn't love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.


Sage.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 01:08:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It may be a Cliche but I really do believe that in matters of the heart: "Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger."
Congratulations on growing stronger, sorry its got to be a painful experience.

Submitted by Badlands at 2011-02-10 21:13:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Alright. I get it. Word...

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2011-02-10 21:06:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-10 20:39:24 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Margarine has its place, but for my money, nothing beats the real deal; Butter.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-02-10 20:23:43 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This didn't end with a Mortal Kombat fatality move. You should change that before people start thinking you're weak.

Submitted by Velvet at 2011-02-10 18:02:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i came, i saw, i liked

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-10 17:53:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Is this about Shlongy?

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-02-10 17:20:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

it still works, i suppose

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-02-10 17:19:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lunchbox diver below

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-02-10 17:18:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-10 17:00:30 EST (#)
Rating: -2

gabe and tina watson stayed together until the end

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-02-10 16:53:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

True love is a possibility. Permanent "death do us part" love, not so much. Sure there are a few couples who spend their entire lives together, I just can't think of any right now. "True love" seems to wear off one person or the other, leaving the one still enamored with all kinds of baggage and distrust.

Fairy tales can come true, but they mostly come true just for fairies...

What? How do I know these things?

I have loved.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-10 16:23:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sico, whos love life is random girls (named Fred) that blow him to frustration in a closet.

pot-n-kettle skippy

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-10 16:18:58 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2011-02-10 15:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You should probably abandon the notion of "true love" if you ever want to be happy in a relationship. Just seems like maybe if you didn't believe in fairytales it would be easier to not fall in "love" with douchebags. It would also be easier NOT to justify remaining in a bad relationship. What a huge waste of time.

Find someone who complements your strengths and faults well, who you also enjoy having sex with, and who provides your life with more benefits and mutual gains than problems and drama.

Be honest with yourself, "love" is really just a combination of how compatible you are with another person, physically and mentally.

Or stop lying about trying to find a good relationship and admit you like the drama, maybe it makes you feel like your life is important and/or interesting to immerse yourself in bullshit?

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In the previous Omega posts, I anguished over my unrequited love for the subject of this post...foolish yes, but a valuable lesson I learned. I think I fell more in love with the idea of "loving someone no matter what" than I did with the subject of this post, and after some time ruminating the non-relationship (it was really more friends with benefits and I unfortunately caught feelings), I realized how much of a waste of time it was. After it ended, I made sure to take the time to think, emotionally digest my feelings, and get over it.

After that, my expectations about relationships changed quite dramatically. I have come to realize that "true love" probably really is exactly what you said...a combination of how compatible people are with one another, physically/mentally/emotionally, as well as complementary backgrounds, experiences, and values. It also has a lot to do with timing...whether someone is really ready to be in a relationship, commit to someone.

Fortunately I have found someone with whom I am compatible, and I can now look back on this experience and smile, knowing I will never have to experience anything similar to it again.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-10 16:16:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Haha, Fallen is a single, 54 year old male, father of 2 Siamese cats and 1 min pin. I wouldn't exactly listen to his love advice.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-10 16:13:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

you ever been in love haiku?
I'm getting that vibe that either you were and were burned or you werent ever.

love doesen't pick whats convienient, the heart wants what it wants. In this case for sage it picked someone that didnt love her back, it happens.

But don't call love a fary tale, true love exists.
It's as real as the shoes on your feet. It gives you reasons to live, to go on when you dont think you can. When you find someone that lights your soul just by being them, that's an awesome thing.
It's not perfect or logical or convienient, but it's the most important thing we do as humans.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2011-02-10 15:56:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

we get it, you're a retard

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-02-10 15:40:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-10 15:38:29 EST (#)
Rating: -2

blargh.

STFU sage. And FUCK muse.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-02-10 15:35:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You should probably abandon the notion of "true love" if you ever want to be happy in a relationship. Just seems like maybe if you didn't believe in fairytales it would be easier to not fall in "love" with douchebags. It would also be easier NOT to justify remaining in a bad relationship. What a huge waste of time.

Find someone who complements your strengths and faults well, who you also enjoy having sex with, and who provides your life with more benefits and mutual gains than problems and drama.

Be honest with yourself, "love" is really just a combination of how compatible you are with another person, physically and mentally.

Or stop lying about trying to find a good relationship and admit you like the drama, maybe it makes you feel like your life is important and/or interesting to immerse yourself in bullshit?

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-02-10 15:26:07 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I just can't look at myself in the mirror anymore.

And yeah, that's as far as I got.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-10 15:08:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sicko, she didn't mean you. You are too ugly, stupid, and old for her. She just strings you along.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-02-10 14:57:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm terribly sorry your fantasies about "us" and my incredibly strong arms have caused you so much trouble.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-10 14:54:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by sage104 (user info) at 2011-02-10 14:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2011-02-10 14:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds to me as if you were way too needy way too fast. CREEPERER! It also sounds like you miss him or else you wouldn't write him mildly pedantic love stories. Do you share these with the "Omega?"

Haha fag!

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True love stories don't end. This one did. So did my feelings for the person.

And if you're asking whether my person knows these stories, he does.
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EMBARRASINGGGGGG....

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-10 14:53:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2011-02-10 14:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds to me as if you were way too needy way too fast. CREEPERER! It also sounds like you miss him or else you wouldn't write him mildly pedantic love stories. Do you share these with the "Omega?"

Haha fag!

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True love stories don't end. This one did. So did my feelings for the person.

And if you're asking whether my person knows these stories, he does.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-10 14:40:21 EST (#)
Rating: 1

This is the end
my pwnly friend, the end.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-10 14:39:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Omega 3 fatty acids of the Omega 3 fatty acids.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-10 14:34:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds to me as if you were way too needy way too fast. CREEPERER! It also sounds like you miss him or else you wouldn't write him mildly pedantic love stories. Do you share these with the "Omega?"

Haha fag!

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-10 14:34:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Basically to sum it up I had feelings for someone (the subject of this final omega post) and it prevented me from allowing myself to like anyone else for very long (or truly like them at all). Therefore, those associations ended.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-10 14:23:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

no, I know the series name but why "omega" in the first place?

Submitted by paxilliona at 2011-02-10 14:23:00 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-10 14:16:22 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Sigh. Consider this the fifth, and last, Omega post.

Fourth: http://ubersite.com/m/125393
Third: http://ubersite.com/m/123574
Second: http://ubersite.com/m/122933
First: http://ubersite.com/m/121777

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-10 14:09:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

End of the ends?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-10 14:06:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

didnt read this yet, not until you explain this "omega" thing on the titles of these posts.


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