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Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 04:08:21 EST
Rating: 0.83 on 107 ratings (107 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Edit: This post was absolute shit, the only reason it's getting posted again is for the comments. Fucking hilarious.


I totally missed my own Uberversary... How lame is that?

Was I supposed to do a 50th post post too or do those start at 100?


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I wanted to attach a .gif of an emo getting slapped or some such but loading takes FOREVER & I've lost patience with it.

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Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-13 08:57:47 EST (#)
Rating: 2

poopy trails.......

*snaps to*


what is this shit?

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-02-12 20:54:46 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Over 48 Thousand Reviews!!!!

Converting just the time it takes to make a review. We're not talking hours. We're not talking days.

We be talk'n weeks!

damn!



Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-12 18:36:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Berg, not ALL old men poop their pants. Some of us piss them. Regularly.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-12 18:33:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Also - you're welcome.

: )

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-12 18:30:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2


Oh Shlongy, it's pretty much only you and a couple other ornery dorks who have any sort of problem with me... and most of those idiots have long since jumped ship.

I hope you understand my casual disregard for the bloated opinion of a lecherous aging has-been musician who himself spends an inordinate amount of his life on this irrelevant site.

Also, I don't know if clicking on your name and scrolling down the page really qualifies as "research" - but if it makes you feel better about your day old man, we can go with that.

Have a good day, crusty. Try not to poop your pants.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-12 11:26:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Is it just me, or does anyone else believe that rob_berg needs to "get a life"?

But I would like to than him for doing some research on old Shlongy posts from 2005...reminds me of back when Uber was relevant and there were more than 9 active users.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 09:49:31 EST (#)
Rating: 0

He may not be all the man you are, you brute, but at least he cares... He holds me afterwards... And, and... in the morning... Sico's still there!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-12 09:45:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

thats why you'll die alone you big queen. go on and see if your boy toys like sico can give you what you need.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 09:36:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Well you certainly didn't act like it was a secret when you were telling that little whore at the bar all about what we did! Personally, I'm glad he slapped you, if I didn't know you so well and you said things like that to me, I would have too!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-12 09:33:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you bitch you weren't supposed to talk about that.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 09:27:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

FALLEN,
We'll always have Rio *wink*

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 09:26:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Also, the accommodation in Denali (Princess wilderness lodge or some such...) was only 3 star accommodation when I looked it up. This doesn't exactly floor me when it's 200+ per night.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 09:24:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

To be honest I don't think that vacay pack looks too terribly attractive. Looks overpriced, like that resort thing, OK sure it's in the boonies and it's all pretty and whatnot but really... Most of Alaska is beautiful and entrance into Denali is free, you could probably book accommodation in Anchorage (Only 2 hours away) and drive up for cheaper not to mention when it comes to holidays I really hate having a schedule. I'd prefer to be able to make my own plans than to feel harried from spot to spot, but that's me. If you want to wait a year or two until I get moved then you can crash on my couch and you won't even have to pay for accommodation. Not to mention you;ll be able to totally gloat over the other Uber users *cough Sico cough* that you actually lived the dream and met The Ridiculous.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-12 09:19:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

when you explain their man-trangle like that Pheely, it makes perfect sense, i think

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-12 07:14:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

http://www.princess.com/learn/destinations/alaska/highlights/wilderness_lodges/mcKinley/index.html

that what they be going on
the santitized version but i'm still jealous :(

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-12 07:09:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

maybe there is sexual tension between us silvr, i thought this for a while. that would totally explain why you never replied to my email ahaha.

look it's simple. sico loves ridic but whilst ridic loves sico it's only in a brotherly love kind of way. but silvr loves ridic too and ridic seems to be falling for him, this makes sico sad and jealous and lash out at livr and ridic but not so much ridic. ridic likes the attention of both so tries to take no sides, he is a bit slaggy really, a tease, and whilst both vie for his affections he'll never really choose. the outcome will be that silvr and sico will realise they are being played against each other in this man love triangle and run off to mexico together with a suitcase of stolen pills and a small arsenal of sawn off shotguns where they will live happily ever after leaving ridic to contemplate his slutty two timing ways.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-12 07:03:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

oh god you're thick, i just said you were gay for each other. i wouldn't suspect any 'rage' to be real, i was joking it was not 'rage' but sexual tension you massive dumpling. i don't doubt you love ridic, goodness sake you're always so defensive lol

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-12 01:25:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What Silvr said.

re. Sico, I think he is just having a gender conflict again. I've heard the hormones can do some pretty weird shit to the pre-ops.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-12 01:17:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-02-11 16:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i like how silvr, ridic and sico all fight and pretend to hate each other to try and conceal the sexual tension between them. it's freakin' electric.
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Did I miss something? ridic and I have traded barbs since HateMadness. I freaking love that dude.

sico seems to have something stuck in his ass next to his head lately. I'd like to think he's not serious but his interwebz rage is almost palpatine- uh, palpable (damn you, Poots!). I don't think he likes me anymore. Oh well - it's hard to get inoculations for douchebagitis these days anyway.

Eh, I'm out of gas and out of beer. G'night, Uber.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-11 20:28:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name ( user info) at 2011-02-11 18:29:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is masturbation...and not even female masturbation. And not even a picture of female masturbation
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Best Review Ever.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2011-02-11 18:36:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i didn't do one either...


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Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-11 18:29:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

This is masturbation...and not even female masturbation. And not even a picture of female masturbation.

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-02-11 17:14:57 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Ha ha!

Game Set Match to Berg.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-11 17:05:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-02-11 16:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not sure if anyone should be celebrating their Uber-anything.

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Oh really?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/72297

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 16:51:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i like how silvr, ridic and sico all fight and pretend to hate each other to try and conceal the sexual tension between them. it's freakin' electric.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-11 16:45:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I'm not sure if anyone should be celebrating their Uber-anything.

Submitted by X54 at 2011-02-11 16:33:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well then, happy belated anniversary.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-02-11 15:54:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

as lame as not missing it

or even being aware of it

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 15:52:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

HEY!
I'm trying to watch youtube over here! Would you ladies either get past the courting rituals and give me a show or shut the fuck up?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 15:44:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

lol

You're transmitting a lot of bitterness there, half-job. I like how bitchy you get while calling others bitchy. As a matter of fact, you seem to get sand in your vag regularly these days. It'd be cute if you weren't so hopelessly pathetic in your pleas for attention.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 15:31:09 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You don't have to address me for me to acknowledge what a self-centered, chatty Cathy, pap smear you are, you know what I'm saying? You're such a bitch. wah wah wah, allthefuckingtime. SHUT THE FUCK UP NANCY!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-11 15:26:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 15:21:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm not the one claiming to know how someone's chocolate starfish smells, now am I? Did you take your Ritalin today?

sico: you seem to have a near-obsession with jabbing at me after comments not even addressed to you.
Do you like me or something?
Wanna play with my hair?
Sniff my cock and balls?
Of course, you wouldn't know what to do with balls that haven't been emptied by hand, a cock that can't be hidden in your fist and doesn't look like it's been beaten 3/4 to death.

I'm sure you'd find a way to power through, though. And by "power through" I mean "fuck up the opportunity".

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 14:36:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Projecting below.

Fooling himself into believing that following people around sniffing their stinkiest orifices is 'OK' so long as you claim to be a wolf belo, below.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 14:33:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Jesus, what a talkative cum shuttle below.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 14:32:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

And just how in the blue fuck do you know what Dom's asshole smells like?

You know what? Nevermind...

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 14:28:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Lifting your leg to take a piss is not the same as squatting, you monstrous, bipedal, trisomic fuck.
I'm a little sensitive about it and I'll thank you to not bring it up again.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 14:15:42 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Wow Silvr... just... wow...


Twix?*









SWIDT?

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 14:14:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Pay Sico no heed. He's just upset because his sycophants haven't yet arrived to wax his eyebrows, tell him how 'purdy' his mouth is, give him his pedicure and fix his mocha frappuchino with soy and crusty anal flakes this morning.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 14:12:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You losers and your pathetic user# posts...

I got a half-naked Jessica Alba for mine which, of course, means I'm better than you.
Somehow, in some way.
It in the regs.
I don't know, really.
I just wanted to use "regs" in a sentence.

Fuck you. Don't judge me.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 14:10:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Don't mind ridiculous, he's just a bit OD'd on Haagen Dazs...mmm creamy, cold, sweet Haagen Dazs ice cream. So good. So rich.

So not available in Uganda or whatever 5th world country you're in.

See what I did there?

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 14:07:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Hey Silvr,
Have I told you today that I think you smell like Dom DeLuis' anus, you're a nancy boy and that despite what Sico may have told you it isn't 'cool' or 'refined' to sit when you pee, it's just gay?

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 13:57:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Spoken like a gangrenous vagina.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 13:55:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I never thought that much about the shit hammer, to be completely honest but you definitely do raise valid questions. Why WOULD one hammer shit or why a hammer be MADE of shit? I see your dilemma but maintain my insult, however. It was either that or fuckscorch, and to be frank I'm not sure what a fuckscorch is either.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 12:55:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Eat a shit hammer!"

Now THAT'S funny.

But... why would anyone hammer shit? I mean, flip it into the neighbor's yard with a stick, yeah, but beat it with hammer? Unless you're saying it's a hammer MADE of shit... that raises entirely different questions. Now I'm confused.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 12:47:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

God damned extra 'd' in there really fucks it up, eh?


Eat a shit hammer!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 12:37:56 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sico English do type good. On it passes.

I didn't think it was possible to get dumber AND lamer at the same time.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 11:57:17 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Silvr has and AIDS mustache, pass it along.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2011-02-11 11:52:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-02-11 11:27:32 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Had to come back to rate, my smart ass phone would not let me rate earlier.....

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-02-11 11:06:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Good thing that you forgot your birthday because I didn't get you anything.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 10:16:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 10:11:33 EST (#)
Rating: 2

It just randomly and repeatedly adds the words "Like" and "Super" into the sentence whilst removing every other letter "u".

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 10:08:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-02-11 10:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I think some guys did that, something like goggle or foogle, i forget.

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Google has a translator that will change "british-chav" to "american-slang"?

getthefuckouttahere.

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-11 10:04:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

:)

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 10:02:16 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2011-02-11 15:00:48 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

here sarge, I did the yank translation as best i could for you.

"So dig this, my friend was sick so I swung by her place to take her kids to school and take her dogs for a walk. Now I got 6 kids and a dog with me and everything’s under control, while other people I’ve seen with only one kid, go out in public like they just rolled out of bed.
Now my kid who is walking the dog didn’t realize she squatted to pinch off a loaf and dragged her along. She’s leaving a trail of poo down the street right in front of the school.
Everyone’s looking at me like it’s my dog and I just let it shit everywhere when I didn’t even realize what had happened.
I do the right thing and pick the shit up and these slags with their grubby kids are making a big deal about not stepping in the shit AND giving me dirty looks. Seriously fuck them.
It’s not even my dog, my dog doesn’t do stuff like that."
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Dude, you could make a career out of doing this for people. Amazing translation, spot on.

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I think some guys did that, something like goggle or foogle, i forget.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 10:00:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-11 09:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

here sarge, I did the yank translation as best i could for you.

"So dig this, my friend was sick so I swung by her place to take her kids to school and take her dogs for a walk. Now I got 6 kids and a dog with me and everything’s under control, while other people I’ve seen with only one kid, go out in public like they just rolled out of bed.
Now my kid who is walking the dog didn’t realize she squatted to pinch off a loaf and dragged her along. She’s leaving a trail of poo down the street right in front of the school.
Everyone’s looking at me like it’s my dog and I just let it shit everywhere when I didn’t even realize what had happened.
I do the right thing and pick the shit up and these slags with their grubby kids are making a big deal about not stepping in the shit AND giving me dirty looks. Seriously fuck them.
It’s not even my dog, my dog doesn’t do stuff like that."
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Dude, you could make a career out of doing this for people. Amazing translation, spot on.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-02-11 09:50:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 09:47:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0

here sarge, I did the yank translation as best i could for you.

"So dig this, my friend was sick so I swung by her place to take her kids to school and take her dogs for a walk. Now I got 6 kids and a dog with me and everything’s under control, while other people I’ve seen with only one kid, go out in public like they just rolled out of bed.
Now my kid who is walking the dog didn’t realize she squatted to pinch off a loaf and dragged her along. She’s leaving a trail of poo down the street right in front of the school.
Everyone’s looking at me like it’s my dog and I just let it shit everywhere when I didn’t even realize what had happened.
I do the right thing and pick the shit up and these slags with their grubby kids are making a big deal about not stepping in the shit AND giving me dirty looks. Seriously fuck them.
It’s not even my dog, my dog doesn’t do stuff like that."

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:46:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:46:08 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

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That WAS useful, thanks!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 09:46:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:46:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ducks have webbed feet as well. And swans.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:44:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

rachel stevens has webbed feet.

you're not alone

Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 09:39:04 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't wear shoes, they make my toe-webbing rub.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:33:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

haha, pooop!

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:33:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

no fucking WAY thats english below...

What a chav-tastic story Orphelia.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:30:37 EST (#)
Rating: 0

do you wear pretend shoes, dervel?

omg i was a good samaritan this morning and as my friend was ill i walked to her place to pick her kids up for the school run and took her black lab walkies too, yeah i'm nice any everything. so i was strutting down the street like yeah look at me walking 6 kids and a dog and i still look serene and made up whilst you plebs with one sprog can't even get out of over washed grey joggers and an oversized jumper. my kid who is holding the leash doesn't realise she is crouching for a turd drop and just drags her along and the shit, over 20ft of footpath right outside school are about 9 turds varying from solid to soup and the entire world is watching me so i start picking it up but by poop 7 ima really smearing into the ground because it's unpickuable and mothers are walking by looking like plebs but dog shitless plebs 'tarlquin, fenella, do mind that patch of doggy doo's' and glaring at me with scornful eyes.
my doggy would never do that, other peoples pets are gross.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-11 09:29:06 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sorry FALLEN but ROFL @ Below.

Submitted by Dervel at 2011-02-11 09:23:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:14:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

bite me FJ, I've had my fill of arguments today real and E.

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As real as the shoes on your feet E?


Submitted by BranDo at 2011-02-11 09:18:39 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Psygns: Ü= Alt+154

oooooorrrrr: http://www.forlang.wsu.edu/help/keyboards.asp

'mazingº

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:16:36 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2011-02-11 14:14:04 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

bite me FJ, I've had my fill of arguments today real and E.

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I've had my fill of bacon today, but I'll still have another butty if someone's offering.

Where should one bite a FALLEN? Is there some sort of etiquette I'm unaware of?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:14:30 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I have some second hand books from the 19th century that have inscriptions and oily, sooty thumbprints on the pages. They smell terrific.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 09:14:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

bite me FJ, I've had my fill of arguments today real and E.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 09:10:44 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I've got a brand new combine harvester.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 09:08:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

berty got married? my invite must have got lost in the post
dervel looks like a cross between emission and alistar appleton from escape to the country
that isn't a good thing.

i do like that site, i should like to own those books. it has been done before but that would be a nice thread in a story - an inscription or a photo pressed between the pages.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 09:05:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yeah. Gets kinda boring seeing FALLEN getting his ass handed to him on a daily basis. By a farmer. Or something. I'm not really sure which one Dervel is, to be honest. One of the rural English ones that redskies and berty used to pal about with before they got married.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 08:58:23 EST (#)
Rating: 0

that is a lovely website

ima staying on this post cos there be a fight breaking out below
again
*sighs*

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 08:54:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This website, by the way, is cool as fuck http://bookdedications.wordpress.com/

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-02-11 08:51:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Dude, methinks you are too busy to remember to carry bear guard. Ice fishing and all...

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-11 08:27:39 EST (#)
Rating: -2

this is as pointless and lame as dervels third nipple

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-11 08:17:25 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I'm going to stop procrastinating later. Maybe.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 08:15:02 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Meh - I've got some documentation I have to look over and I'm in the middle of writing a (draft) Plan for part of my home remodels... will have to wait. Speaking of: I'm going to stop procrastinating now - pip pip!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-11 08:12:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2011-02-11 08:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

He's clearly a very cool, well-rounded and likeable individual.
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His voice-recording skillz, on the other hand... well, you can hear for yourself if you care to.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 08:11:00 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Appreciate the consideration FP but really not worried about it.
Ratings only mean something to me when I really put effort into a piece and even then only for so long - this post is shit and deserves to -2DIE so I'm not bothered.

I remember the name Beano circulating but not whether that user was shit or not. I may look it up later but at the moment can't be fucked.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 08:08:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

He's clearly a very cool, well-rounded and likeable individual.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-11 08:07:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

asmasta808 is just another alter of a user so said user cand rop -2bombs without fear of retaliation on their main account.

And this +2 exists simply to offset that cuntstains -1.5

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 08:05:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-11 13:02:46 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

Has anyone figured out who the hell you are yet, asmasta808?
You're obviously someone who has been around, why don't you post something you dick chisel?

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He's been around fo sho. From what I hear, he gets passed round Bubba's pedo ring.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 08:04:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Oh it'll be beano12345 or some shit.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 08:04:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by asmasta808 (user info) at 2011-02-11 12:59:11 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh fudge. wrong score. -2 DIE.

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Yet again you fail. Returd.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 08:02:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Has anyone figured out who the hell you are yet, asmasta808?
You're obviously someone who has been around, why don't you post something you dick chisel?

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-02-11 07:59:11 EST (#)
Rating: -2

oh fudge. wrong score. -2 DIE.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-02-11 07:58:41 EST (#)
Rating: 0

since it's your pesudo birthday, i'm gonna do this the proper way... -2 DIE.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-11 07:57:46 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ü formed babby!
How girl get pregnant?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 07:57:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

the same loser that makes a 100th post post, no doubt.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/125568

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-02-11 07:56:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You remind me of me when I used to for some reason care about things like uberversaries. Except, you know, fatter shitter and uglier.

:o)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-11 07:56:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

what sort of pathetic fuck makes a 50th post post?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115857

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:54:48 EST (#)
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Über!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:54:25 EST (#)
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Ahhh rites... safe as ma bredren.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 07:50:10 EST (#)
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Copy and paste this one:


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Or use the character map°, you mo*.



*Credit to Sico for introducing 'mo' into my vocabulary.
°Alt+0220

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 07:48:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2011-02-11 12:06:23 GMT (#)
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Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-02-11 06:57:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-11 04:25:02 EST (#)
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Yeah but it's an abandoned hovel that we all call home... or Uber... something like that. And, at least I polished my turds before dropping them for the trolls to feed on.

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You can polish a turd, but it's still just shiny shit.

HOW DO I GET UMLAUTS?!?!!?
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HOW IS BABBY FORMED?
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WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-11 07:20:12 EST (#)
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-2 anniversary post

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-02-11 07:06:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes (user info) at 2011-02-11 06:57:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-11 04:25:02 EST (#)
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Yeah but it's an abandoned hovel that we all call home... or Uber... something like that. And, at least I polished my turds before dropping them for the trolls to feed on.

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You can polish a turd, but it's still just shiny shit.

HOW DO I GET UMLAUTS?!?!!?
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HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-11 06:57:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-02-11 04:25:02 EST (#)
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Yeah but it's an abandoned hovel that we all call home... or Uber... something like that. And, at least I polished my turds before dropping them for the trolls to feed on.

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You can polish a turd, but it's still just shiny shit.

HOW DO I GET UMLAUTS?!?!!?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-11 05:42:25 EST (#)
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Not lame at all, I hope - I think I've missed all of mine.

Submitted by BranDo at 2011-02-11 04:50:13 EST (#)
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Congrats and all that jazz.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-11 04:25:02 EST (#)
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Yeah but it's an abandoned hovel that we all call home... or Uber... something like that. And, at least I polished my turds before dropping them for the trolls to feed on.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-02-11 04:18:15 EST (#)
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Yes, you should celebrate ploppin' out multiple digital turds into a largely vacant digital shit-hole.

Hooray for you. I think you should touch yourself in your no place.


Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.

-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer