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Polar Half and half Soda

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-19 00:38:26 EST
Rating: 1.8 on 12 ratings (12 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It's awesome. I drink it all the time. They only sell it in liters. No two liters. No cans. I guess it might be used for mixed drinks or something, but I only drink it straight.

There are other grapefruit sodas, but not where I live. Just Fresca. And that shit sucks. No sugar.

I'm getting thirsty for the shit just typing about it.

97 cents a bottle. Always buy two at a time. I'm going to drink some while I type this so I can relate the experience. MMMM. Citrusy. I'm drinking it while eating sour cream and onion Pringles.

You got to be careful what you eat with it. Anything too sweet will make it taste very grapefruity by comparison. Not something you want if you don't like grapefruit juice, which I don't.

Anyway in this one sentence I'm going to talk about fucking a turtle just to see who read this. If you like Sprite you might like this too. They are totally different taste experiences.

And I'm no snob, I like most sodas to varying degrees.

Ranking my favorite sodas

1) Polar Half and Half.
2) Coke
3) Fanta
4) Mug root beer
5) Sprite

*bonus non soda top 5

1) Newman's Own pink lemonade.
2) Peach tea Snapple
3) Hawaiian Punch
4) Pineapple Juice (no particular brand)
5) Water

While I am at it, alcoholic drinks

1) beer
2) Rum and coke

Long story short, drink Polar half and half. It's good if you're thirsty. Oh, and if you ever have to drink a laxative like fleet phospho-soda prior to a colonosocopy, don't use a good drink to mix with it. Put me off gingerale for 2 years. It still barely cracks my top two anymore when it used to be an easy 4.

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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-02-21 15:45:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Dr. Pepper
Cherry Pepsi
RC Cola
A&W Vanilla
Cherikee Red (a local cherry soda)

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-21 14:25:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hi, my name is Aimee and I'm a Diet Coke addict.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2011-02-21 13:33:26 EST (#)
Rating: 1

turtle fucker

Submitted by Poots at 2011-02-20 08:12:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

thanks for sharing. this-> http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_canadadrycranberrygingerale1.jpg is my favorite carbonated soda.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-19 12:53:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Only water quenches thirst. Beer is 95% water....

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2011-02-19 11:28:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Never heard of it. But I love fresca. Reminds me of my great grandmother. She died when I was little and all I remember about her is that she was a chainsmoker who as far as I knew only drank coffee and fresca.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-19 10:39:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Grapefruit soda and sour cream & onion potato chips? Damn that's nasty. Have you tried drinking orange juice right after brushing your teeth with mint toothpaste? REFRESHING!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-19 10:14:35 EST (#)
Rating: 2

hawaiian punch is great

I never though about it before but polar is only in litres

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-19 08:43:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i've been on uber. constantly lol


Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-02-19 05:22:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I like turtles!
"Booze I drink Polish beer and vodka,"


Orphy, (thats my new name for you, ((if you don't like it you can protest by baking a meatloaf. Make the meatloaf tastey and fill it with all sorts of dreadful poisons so's I'm none the wiser)), where have you been all my life?

Do another voice whore link, kay?

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-19 04:00:27 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You're rather strange.

I drink tea, bitter lemon, vimto, mango/passionfruit innocent fruit smoothie, cow's milk always semi skim and always with ice.
Booze I drink Polish beer and vodka, any brand, not one of the new fashion brands though, we get the kind you see men drinking from brown paper bags in the bread queues back home lol, and I love mint juleps.

I always buy ice, dunno why, I just think it tastes better. Sometimes I have a diet coke with loads of ice I've churned in the food processor, like a Slush Puppy, but rarely.

Looking at your list I'd say you like things tart.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-19 00:43:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Meant "top ten" on the gingerale, not "two." It's late.

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