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Two Important Questions

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-24 22:58:50 EST
Rating: 0.69 on 38 ratings (38 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Who is your daddy?
What does he do?




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Submitted by TheUniter at 2011-03-02 16:27:43 EST (#)
Rating: 0

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Submitted by TheUniter at 2011-03-02 16:27:36 EST (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-26 11:10:07 EST (#)
Rating: 0

PC gaming snobs...pfft.




Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-02-26 09:18:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Is he rich like me?

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-26 05:44:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Mardy sow below.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 04:46:35 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i hate you SO much fallout mod manager guy

what

are you bipolar

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 04:45:21 EST (#)
Rating: 0

i'm ignoring you whorphelia

I'm 'environmentally germanic' (big shout out to my adoptive parents) and it annoys me that I can't control the load order of my mods - because I'm sure I should be able to. I need STRUCTURE and regimented layer upon layer, upon layer upon layer....

this is really starting to upset me and is making me question my inherent german. If Rommell wrote FOMM things would be different - and all dewey decimal.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-02-26 04:25:25 EST (#)
Rating: -2

all i read was PENIS PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS..

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-26 04:22:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

my friend once went to see pink and said she was surrounded by not even teenage girls gyrating in hardly any clothes with more make up on than a counter at boots chemists. the last one i went to was s punk 7 where the set was interrupted by a marauding alsation.
i'm not a pikey, the proper term is gypsy. grow up.






























literally. a good foot and you'll nearly be as tall as my 10 year old.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 04:11:56 EST (#)
Rating: 0

console queens have their place, but it's not answering questions.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 04:10:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

iron maiden are playing at soundwave tonight - I can't go because I've an engagement previously accepted - plus I don't go to music festivals anymore lest I'm mistaken for the person next to me's father. Nevermind iron maiden are older than experima and I was only 14 when I blinked at the telly wondering 'who these out-of-tune fringe puppets were imploring me to run somewhere." Anyway stfu whorphelia you fat polish sun hill welfare recipient - I'm asking people who don't have to power their pikey amstrads with clydesdale manure.

I've spent the last half an hour dicking around with the fallout 3 mod manager. It's different to Oblivion's and it's annoying me. Why the FUCK doesn't it add active mods to the list?? Ima SMASH it soon.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-26 04:09:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

that comment wasn't directed at you sweetie, but i am glad you responded.

my view of it is - my kid wanted an xbox like his mates so i got him one and he plays it and likes it, we're all happy, there is no revolution. also both my xbox and my kids xbox are flashed, a service i get for free because the guy who does it is a mate of our families even when they do that new firmware thing and it needs re-doing it's free... you could say we're fighting the blood sucking corporate machine doing this but probably n the long run we are making things worse for everyone else.

in other words i have no opinion. it's still raining and i'm going crazy i want to put my wellies on and walk across the fields to see the donkeys and the stubby little miniature ponies that are horribly mardy.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-26 04:03:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-02-26 03:48:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nope. But, I agree that Console fags need not apply to life in general

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I don't like people who say 'you play video games, how sad'. it's like people who go 'oh i don't own a television' like that some how makes them better than the rest of the population.

my friend came over last night from back home and had to watch emmerdale before we went out delaying us by a painful 27 minutes. i don't like soaps i don't see the point of them but i don't hold myself in higher regard for it and if it makes her happy what the fuck is it to do with me.

live and let live.

also i made my 10 year old watch this film and he thought i was awesome cool for introducing it to him, i freakin' love that. makes up for taking him to school in an iron maiden t shirt (25 odd years old) and a flat cap.
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What if those people you are live and let living are directly impacting the things that you enjoy? In this argument I dislike console gaming for the fact that it's nothing more than a moneymaker for an inferior and outdated product. The people who utilize this service are problematic because they are unwittingly propagating said inferior and outdated product and thereby detracting from those products which are superior.
(Read: They design and release games exclusive to console systems when each and every game designed is built on a PC. Also, consoles are not upgradeable. PC's are, that should end the argument with any console fag immediately, however, most of them don't like intruders in their little bubbles and can't wrap pea brains around that fact.)
Any developer who wants to shut me up can go ahead and build a console that's upgradeable and provides the functionality I demand... Oh wait, they already did... They called it a PC.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-02-26 03:48:32 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nope. But, I agree that Console fags need not apply to life in general

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I don't like people who say 'you play video games, how sad'. it's like people who go 'oh i don't own a television' like that some how makes them better than the rest of the population.

my friend came over last night from back home and had to watch emmerdale before we went out delaying us by a painful 27 minutes. i don't like soaps i don't see the point of them but i don't hold myself in higher regard for it and if it makes her happy what the fuck is it to do with me.

live and let live.

also i made my 10 year old watch this film and he thought i was awesome cool for introducing it to him, i freakin' love that. makes up for taking him to school in an iron maiden t shirt (25 odd years old) and a flat cap.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-26 02:48:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2011-02-26 01:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"... because his videocard freaks the fuck out and displays all his key-bindings in hieroglyphics. This poses what's essentially an insurmountable problem because you can't key-bind what you don't understand."

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Has he tried installing old versions of:
DirectX (usual suspect)
Graphics card drivers
.net framework (can be problematic if done improperly so I don't advocate trying.)

I was recently playing X-Com: UFO defense and had to install old direct X and disable some of the functions as well as run the executable in (I think it was...) '95 compatibility mode.


"Speaking of computer games, does anyone here play Fallout 3 with the FOOK2 mod and more specifically have you experienced problems with previous saves? console fags need not apply."

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Nope. But, I agree that Console fags need not apply to life in general. I just heard that Battlefield 3 will not be PC only, death of another awesome series (Though in fairness they swear up and down that it won't be.).

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 01:55:33 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you ctrl-f'ed 'attractive baby' didn't you bubba

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-26 01:44:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Run-on sentence run-off mouth, below.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2011-02-26 01:42:13 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My father is some guy who I'm pretty confident against his will mind aided and abeted my mother as she stole me from the hospital because I was such an attractive baby.

He's a retired civil engineer and widower who now spends most of his time playing IL-2 Sturmovik on his pc wishing it was European Air War which he loved but can't play anymore because his videocard freaks the fuck out and displays all his key-bindings in hieroglyphics. This poses what's essentially an insurmountable problem because you can't key-bind what you don't understand. It's like trying to respond in the affirmative to a kiwi barmaid who says as it reaches for a pint glass, "e paint efve bilmeres hendsime?"

Speaking of computer games, does anyone here play Fallout 3 with the FOOK2 mod and more specifically have you experienced problems with previous saves? console fags need not apply.

Submitted by Merlina at 2011-02-25 14:55:28 EST (#)
Rating: 0

he's dead
he worked with the Kray twins

true stroy

Submitted by cocaine at 2011-02-25 11:59:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My CPU is a neuronet processor. A learning computer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8ZaH5zLLvw

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-25 10:35:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I have "My Michelle" in my head...

"Well well well, you just can't tell. Well well well, my Michelle."

Submitted by Sage at 2011-02-25 10:31:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

My fajah's name begins with "A", and he owns a real estate/property management company as well as a land development company. He was formerly a general contractor for commercial and residential properties.

He's my hero.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-02-25 09:20:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Sawwosh!

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-02-25 08:54:29 EST (#)
Rating: 2

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-02-25 08:40:03 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?
I lied.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-02-25 08:21:40 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-25 07:27:29 EST (#)
Rating: 0

An underused one...

This is my ferret!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2011-02-25 07:07:52 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Our mom said that our dad is a real sex machine

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-02-25 06:52:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Zombies - Time of the Season

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ3dXnVoMIs 0:55

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-02-25 05:40:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

My dad is my dad.

He does your mum. But only when she doesn't pay the rent.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-25 04:05:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lostinwonderland (user info) at 2011-02-25 02:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've got that song in my head now... one wrong question but.... what's your name? Whose your daddy? I can't think of any more if the lyrics right now as my albuteral inhaler is making my hands shake and my heart race. Fuck asthma.

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Zombies is the band... more won't come right now...

SKRAPPPP! HEEEELLLLP!

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-02-25 03:21:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by lostinwonderland (user info) at 2011-02-25 02:57:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I've got that song in my head now... one wrong question but.... what's your name? Whose your daddy? I can't think of any more if the lyrics right now as my albuteral inhaler is making my hands shake and my heart race. Fuck asthma.
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It's the time of the season
When the love runs high
In this time, give it to me easy
And let me try
With pleasured hands

To take you and the sun to
Promised lands
To show you every one
It's the time of the season for loving

What's your name?
(What's your name?)
Who's your daddy?
(Who's your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?

Has he taken
(Has he taken)
Any time
(Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly
Tell you what?
I really want to know
It's the time of the season for loving

What's your name?
(What's your name?)
Who's your daddy?
(Who's your daddy? He rich?)
Is he rich like me?

Has he taken
(Has he taken)
Any time
(Any time to show)
To show you what you need to live?
Tell it to me slowly
Tell you what?
I really want to know
It's the time of the season for loving



Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-02-25 02:57:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I've got that song in my head now... one wrong question but.... what's your name? Whose your daddy? I can't think of any more if the lyrics right now as my albuteral inhaler is making my hands shake and my heart race. Fuck asthma.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-25 01:26:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"It's not a tumor!"

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-02-25 01:20:39 EST (#)
Rating: 1


It's tumor time!


Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-02-25 01:14:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

You get a plus two because this reminded me of when I was on holiday and we were on the piss. We started prank calling people with a soundboard of good ole arnie.

"Hello"
"Good Morning"
"This is Detective John Kimball"
"Shut up... Quit whining!"
"You listen to me... you belong to me now!"
"Shut up... Quit Whining!"
"Now tell me... Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

Out of a dozen calls we managed two conversations that were more or less complete.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-02-24 23:57:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Fuck. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Submitted by cocaine at 2011-02-24 23:53:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0



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Now, how's that for freedom of choice.

-- Homer Simpson
The Crepes of Wrath