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Mundane Bucket List

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-07 09:35:02 EST
Rating: 0.38 on 23 ratings (23 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I always think it's cool when I've done something I've never done before when I could have done it my whole life given the requisite boredom. Unlike parachuting with Jack Nicholson, it involves no real money or danger to speak. I'll list a few and maybe others will add theirs.



1) touch heel of foot with dick.

2) touch elbow with dick

3) twist ring and index fingers so nails touch each other.

4) fart while standing on head

5) think about who in your family would accept you if you got a sex change (assuming you don't already have an issue with gender confusion).

6) Dial a call with ring finger instead of index.

7) Say "Salutations" to a complete stranger on the street.

8) Put underwear over pants (you don't have to go outside or anything)

9) Go outside with underwear over pants.

10) Read a page from a book with your left eye, then switch to your right for the next.





so bored wish i could touch my penis with my elbow right about now.jpg
so bored wish i could touch my penis with my elbow right about now.jpg


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Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-03-12 05:18:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Auto 'bucket list' -2.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-08 02:23:19 EST (#)
Rating: 0

man, you're boring...

1) touch heel of foot with dick.
i lost count of how many times i've done this.

2) touch elbow with dick
someone else's dick.

3) twist ring and index fingers so nails touch each other.
ok. that's tough.

4) fart while standing on head
yep. done that too.

5) think about who in your family would accept you if you got a sex change (assuming you don't already have an issue with gender confusion).
that was depressing.

6) Dial a call with ring finger instead of index.
never did that again. i sux at multitasking.

7) Say "Salutations" to a complete stranger on the street.
done.

8) Put underwear over pants (you don't have to go outside or anything)
done.

9) Go outside with underwear over pants.
does underwear over head count?

10) Read a page from a book with your left eye, then switch to your right for the next.
i do that when i get tired... and when i was trying to read half of book 2 of LOTRs in one sitting.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-03-07 22:26:53 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This blew but any post that can get Method to break away from Greek Midget Online Porn long enough to comment, must have some kind of worth.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-07 22:04:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

You got my joke, poots, somewhere in there.

First "you" was second person referring to people in general. I wasn't suggesting that you personally have a clit. The other part, though, was me being being sly about saying that you must have a small penis.

Ic, everything.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-03-07 21:50:59 EST (#)
Rating: 2

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Submitted by Method at 2011-03-07 21:16:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Hide your grandchildren, looks like Bubba has been hitting the Chanel No. 5 again.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-03-07 18:31:43 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Pootsie, you MUST have a clit. All pussies do. You are most definitely a pussy, likely one with no hair on it, as well. Tiny little twat....

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-07 18:14:19 EST (#)
Rating: -2

I beg your pardon?


are you saying that I have a clit and I can touch my elbow to it? are you saying that if I had a clit I could touch my elbow to it? are you saying that I can touch my elbow to a clit? are you saying that my clit is so long and tentacley that I can touch it to my elbow? are you saying my clit is ralphy from the movie a christmas story?


all right....now, are you saying that my penis size is so small because you "probably" saw it? weird. why did you just jump to my penis size? I mean what does it have to do with being able to touch your elbow to your dick? I agree. It doesn't take much of a sizable man to be able to do it. Hell I can hit my dick and my balls in one shot. It's easy. Here's how. You take your balls and line them on the outside of your dick. Then you take your elbow and bend it in a boomerang looking shape. Then you just take your elbow in a swinging motion, it's very important to swing but swing slowly, then you just lay your elbow on the two. I mean you either have to be really fat, lazy, or stupid to not be able to do that and man would you have to really be good at being all three of those if you couldn't.

Sorry, I don't know if that's what you meant but it seems if it is then you have got to get to the gym, get a job, and go to school. There are many possibilities in this world and touching your dick to your elbow isn't really something that I can understand. It's so easy. I just did it again. Below mediocrity. I can do it all day long if I wanted. I don't even have to have a boner or anything.

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-03-07 15:31:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by TheGoat at 2011-03-07 12:58:01 EST (#)
Rating: 0

7) Say "Salutations" to a complete stranger on the street.

Doff your tophat and prod her with your walking stick.

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-07 12:38:51 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I can totally dick to elbow. You could probably clit to elbow, so your size shouldn't be an issue.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-07 12:36:06 EST (#)
Rating: -2

this, after further viewing, is terrible.

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-07 12:35:10 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you can't fart while your standing on your hear?

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-07 12:34:04 EST (#)
Rating: 0

you can't touch your dick to your elbow?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-07 11:39:38 EST (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by cheerios at 2011-03-07 11:27:05 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-07 10:19:20 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I thought it was the highest form of wit?!?!

I HAVE, oNCE AGAIN, BEEN MISLED!

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-07 10:13:49 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ridiculous (user info) at 2011-03-07 10:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

OK.. well. umm... thanks for sharing... *thumbs up*

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I don't appreciate your mocking overtones. You know what Twain says about sarcasm? It's for douches.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-07 10:08:05 EST (#)
Rating: 0

And I can lick my elbow.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-07 10:07:53 EST (#)
Rating: 0

I always use my middle finger for pretty much everything. The index finger is far too important to waste on trivial functions.

Oh, and my dick touches my knee everyday... Oh yeah it does!

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-07 10:06:08 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit.

Bob Kel... I mean Psygns_of_the_Tymes.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-03-07 10:01:14 EST (#)
Rating: 0

OK.. well. umm... thanks for sharing... *thumbs up*

Submitted by pen_name at 2011-03-07 09:36:11 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Post 199, people. 200 will be out of this world.


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valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a grocery bag?

Homer: I have misplaced my pants.

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