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Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 04:51:05 EDT
Rating: 0.16 on 49 ratings (50 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


"Just because we’re destroying the plant doesn’t mean we’re ruthless, destructive evil beings.

It simply means the planet is too weak to defend itself against us."



In other words: it deserves it, the slut.



WARNING - gratuitous use of side scroll.


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-10-17 21:09:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

-4.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-17 17:28:15 EDT (#)

looks like a toilet

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-03-17 21:05:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hot flashing Shlongy alone was worth a +2.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-03-17 20:02:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Now you should be positive.

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-03-17 20:02:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Just to oppose HurtInTheAss.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-17 19:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


No... it's meant to be this size, dummy - luckily Uber is one of the few forums that allows that kind of filth to be seen with the proper perspective.

Which is why I posted it.

The fact it pseudo-annoys people like you is just an added bonus.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2011-03-17 18:50:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Too small. Repost PLS!

Submitted by BranDo at 2011-03-17 12:03:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

a picture from Amsterdam

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-17 10:19:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who let the stank out? Who? Who? Who?

Submitted by Poots at 2011-03-17 10:08:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Somebody let all the stank out.

Who let the stank out?

Probably a circus clown. AGAIN!

Creepy fuckin fuck.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 19:18:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2011-03-16 16:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The picture fails to show the L'Aventure, that's floating nearby, containing a large group of people on deck all weeping uncontrollably.

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It took me a while to get that one.

Well played, sir.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 17:24:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by RoadSong (user info) at 2011-03-16 17:14:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*wanders off kicking cans*

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<3

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-03-16 17:14:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*wanders off kicking cans*

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-03-16 16:50:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

The picture fails to show the L'Aventure, that's floating nearby, containing a large group of people on deck all weeping uncontrollably.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:43:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


OOPS.

6 minutes to respond to that one... damn I'm slipping.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:40:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


...says the over-aged retard camping on my post.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-03-16 16:34:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

It took Mr. Overweight-Happy-Face one minute to hop all over the trained seal, respond to every review, train...

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:26:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Also - did you just accuse me of having a smiley face button on my lapel?



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaaa.

Thank you for that, gramps.

That was the best rock you've thrown from your crusty digital porch yet.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:24:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Perfect example of pantie scrunching below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-03-16 16:23:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're proving yourself to be more of an annoying idiot everyday. You're the kind of guy(?) that probably wears one of those yellow smiley face buttons on the lapel of your leisure suit.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


BERG YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

I following?

IT'S 'I AM FOLLOWING'. YOU FUCKING FUCK FUCK.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:16:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


heh, It's not quite 18 hours... but I do spend a good 8-12 hours online every day... at least in front of my computer.

People send me all kinds of things and I following some super interesting people on Tumblr so I am rather privy to a large chunk of the awesome that gets posted each day on these here interwebs.

I love being me.

Ubersite rarely produces much in the way of 'new' - but there is something nostalgic about all the recycled bile that keeps me coming back.

Plus I do enjoy me a good rant every now and again - and most of the dorks around here love getting their panties all scrunched up so its a total win/win scenario.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 16:05:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-16 16:04:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I just read some of the comments from that twats post and I must agree that she's doing trolling wrong :(

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-16 15:59:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Something is 2 days old and that is old news?


I just don't spend 18 hours online at a time is all.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 15:50:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Dude, that is old news - be thankful I'm gettin' you up to e-speed.

Not my fault you got trigger happy with ancient troll footage.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-16 15:46:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fuck Rob, don't you have anything better to do than surf Youtube all damn day :) ?

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 15:40:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-03-16 14:17:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Goo

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-16 12:38:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -1


Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-03-16 11:23:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-16 11:22:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

fanta looks italian to me... it's USA trash.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 11:18:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2011-03-16 05:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2011-03-16 05:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's dirty....

Blame Orphelia

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Actually, that slurry of rubbish does look British.

Rob, stop filling most heated with these crap posts.

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Really? It's a sweet pic either way.

heh - I have no idea why I am posting as much as I am these days... I was going to reduce the size of that image but I thought this was a perfect opportunity to take advantage of Uber's image limitations and post up the whole high-res image of the filth.

Also, this post is certified awesome.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 11:12:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2011-03-16 10:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

*rolls D20*
*gets 18*
I span the browser window across both my monitors and thereby DEFEAT YOUR SIDESCROLL SPELL!

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CURSE YOU AND YOUR PRETTY LITTLE MONITORS!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-03-16 11:10:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2011-03-16 08:04:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

... you enjoy the taste Crayola's "Fire Engine Red" doesn't mean you should eat crayons, even if it is non-toxic.

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SO... I see your time spent away from this place was spent hanging out with bubba.

Way to become far less interesting, meat.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2011-03-16 10:55:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Don't bother (-2)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-16 10:01:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

*rolls D20*
*gets 18*
I span the browser window across both my monitors and thereby DEFEAT YOUR SIDESCROLL SPELL!

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-03-16 09:55:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Oh Rob, let's not do this again, eh?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-03-16 08:50:48 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

having tsunami waves wash all your junk into earthquake cracks dosent count as house cleaning Tuts.
you still have to dust once and a while

Submitted by TuTs at 2011-03-16 08:46:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Australia is really really clean.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-16 08:43:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2011-03-16 12:04:59 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2

... you enjoy the taste Crayola's "Fire Engine Red" doesn't mean you should eat crayons, even if it is non-toxic.

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But mooooomm!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-03-16 08:40:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

yep, she just takes it like a champ.
oh, wait.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_21st-century_earthquakes#2011

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2011-03-16 08:04:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

... you enjoy the taste Crayola's "Fire Engine Red" doesn't mean you should eat crayons, even if it is non-toxic.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-03-16 07:27:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

-3

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-03-16 07:18:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"Plant".

MLWaI occasionally clean up the street where we live, onaccounta we live in the hinterlands where people still think it's OK to throw McD's bags out the window because they're made of paper and paper is made from trees and trees are biodegradable. Odd that they don't just drop the bags in their own yard in that case... But I digress. Anyway, yeah, littering is bad. There was a big deal made about that in the US back in the '70s. There was a crying Native PSA and everything. *youtube youtube youtube* here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-FZsysQNw Most everyone learned not to chunk trash into the streets and rivers back then, but I have since determined that only New Yorkers (because I lived in NY and saw how they cluelessly littered the place up for myself and because I live in FL now and see that all the New Yorkers who moved here have brought their stupid arrogant slovenliness* with them) didn't get it.



*It'd be a stereotype if you could find me one that wasn't. Just calling it like I see it.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-03-16 06:32:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

great excuse. tell it to your kiddies when they dump you in a shite infested home.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-03-16 05:59:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2011-03-16 05:10:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's dirty....

Blame Orphelia

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Actually, that slurry of rubbish does look British.

Rob, stop filling most heated with these crap posts.

Submitted by DaBeast at 2011-03-16 05:39:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Jesus! Will you grow up and clean your room already?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-03-16 05:23:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

WHOOOOAH SIDESCROLLY!

I can't +2 a sidescroll bergy berg. Sorry.

Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PhD at 2011-03-16 05:10:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That's dirty....

Blame Orphelia


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