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THOU PEA Entry: Here I Sit (Reprise)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-11 19:52:25 EDT
Rating: 0.87 on 63 ratings (63 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

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Submitted by <nolan.at.Baseballwriter.net> (View user info) at 2004-09-09 09:34:37 EDT

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Here I Sit

Broken hearted
Came to shit
But ended up just peeing
And reading Sports Illustrated




Ta Da.


He who smealt it....JPG
He who smealt it....JPG


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Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-02 11:04:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Well, lookee here...

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-05-13 10:21:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You are a lucky man if you got to see that game, joe...It was hard enough squeezing watching it on TV.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2011-05-13 03:57:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

what-a-fucking-game!!! best one i've been to in a while
knew they were going to finally win, partly because i'm such a cynical daddy and figured games 4-5-and 6 were all about the fucking $$$$
won a little $ myself, which is always a good thing

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-27 08:08:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I know....sad.
Oh bondage, up yours.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-27 05:32:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

poly styrene rip :(

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2011-04-15 18:07:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sounds good.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-15 17:46:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Swampy, WHEN we do finally hit TX for an A's series, we will definitely get together for drinks...and to yell at each other.

But apparently, my lower box seat ticket connection is no longer there.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-15 17:45:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I was a member of the front office staff that gave Josh his first gig in upstate NY.

Josh is a great guy.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-15 17:44:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

PS. Going to see the Savannah Sand Gnats home opener tonight. Historic Grayson Stadium.

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2011-04-15 17:42:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Josh did not come back this year. Lots of speculation; I don't know what happened. Tom Grieve is still doing it and they're looking for someone to fill Lewin's spot.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-15 17:39:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I was talking about all of the AL ballparks that I hadn't been to just today with a co-worker...and forgot all about Arlington.

Never been to Minn or KC, or the new Yankee Stadium, the new Chisox Stadium or the new Tiger Stadium...We would love to see the A's in Texas; I could reunite with my old pal, Wash, too.

Is Josh Lewin still calling games down there? Another old pal of mine. Seriously.

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2011-04-15 17:28:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Come to Arlington. We'll watch some Rangers baseball and talk about how much we used to hate each other.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-15 15:51:27 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Classic...

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2011-04-15 14:06:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-04-12 18:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who has Swampy's account these days? Good to see him back.
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It's me, in the flesh.

Get off the stage, you old bastard.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-14 16:42:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2011-04-14 14:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You knoww this site has hit a new low as a circle jerk of tasteless homos when a masterpiece like this gets sidelined with a .8 on 44 reviews. Reminds me why I don't bother logging in anymore. With all these irritating trolls snubbing the authentic quality posters like Shlongy, we just don't see good posts anymore.

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'LOL', indeed.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-14 16:41:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2011-04-14 14:31:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2011-04-13 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Sweet shirt, homo.

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Why don't you fuck off and post your 5 years old quality doodles somewhere else, troll?

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Why don't you fuck off and post your 5 years old quality burns somewhere else, troll?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-14 15:43:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL, 2 below.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2011-04-14 14:31:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2011-04-13 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Sweet shirt, homo.

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Why don't you fuck off and post your 5 years old quality doodles somewhere else, troll?

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2011-04-14 14:30:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You knoww this site has hit a new low as a circle jerk of tasteless homos when a masterpiece like this gets sidelined with a .8 on 44 reviews. Reminds me why I don't bother logging in anymore. With all these irritating trolls snubbing the authentic quality posters like Shlongy, we just don't see good posts anymore.

Submitted by HeyJude at 2011-04-14 04:09:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by paxilliona at 2011-04-13 18:56:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-13 16:30:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

schlongy> yeah ... ok.-2 DIE

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-13 14:17:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Remember, if Shlongy wins, YOU ALL BENEFIT: With another Shlongy post".

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-13 14:13:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Look at the old whore tap-dance for positive ratings.

That is just plain beautiful.

I change my score.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 14:05:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

That means nothing to me....

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-13 14:01:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I figured that I better go with all of my best ammo...

Any additional points for this pic being taken on River Street, in Savannah, during the largest St. Patty's Day celebration annually in the US?

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-13 12:52:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-04-13 17:14:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Any additional +2's for the Dropkick Murphys t-shirt???


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Oh go on then....

Submitted by august_sobriquet at 2011-04-13 12:26:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I <3 Shlongy

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-13 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Sweet shirt, homo.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-13 12:14:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Any additional +2's for the Dropkick Murphys t-shirt???

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-12 22:32:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Not this one, a-hole...

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2011-04-12 21:19:38 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Poems are gay!

Submitted by diavola at 2011-04-12 20:38:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by experima at 2011-04-12 20:38:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-12 18:33:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who has Swampy's account these days? Good to see him back.

Submitted by swamp_donkey at 2011-04-12 18:01:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Strong work.

Submitted by simple_catalyst at 2011-04-12 16:44:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Mr.Bun at 2011-04-12 13:34:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2011-04-12 08:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Of course, this means that Shlongy has to win so wake up your alters and start +2ing.


Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-12 09:36:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL

Submitted by Foolproof at 2011-04-12 09:26:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Damn, I dropped a -2.

Submitted by FatFreddieFlintoff at 2011-04-12 08:15:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ZOMG this should be publicated!!

Submitted by DreamWeaver at 2011-04-12 08:14:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

loafers + no socks = WIN

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-12 08:09:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Of course, this means that Shlongy has to win so wake up your alters and start +2ing.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-12 08:03:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*AWESOME

i spell like a chav tattooist

and I can't wait

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-12 08:02:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wait until you see the picture I attach for the next round...

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-12 07:55:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

where are your socks?

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-12 05:53:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

but this was awseome anyway

cute knees

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-12 05:52:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

auto +2 shlong

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-12 04:39:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Never open your mouth in a Porta-John. Nevernevernevernevernevernevernever.

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2011-04-12 04:15:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I have to admit, the picture IS funny.

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-12 03:19:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Ohhh herby herby herb.... For some reason I expected you to actually come up with something.




Choke on a, how you say, bag of dicks?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-04-12 02:59:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 Porta Potty

Submitted by ridiculous at 2011-04-12 02:12:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

heh

Submitted by Wildman at 2011-04-12 01:35:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Well now, what's it like being the manager/slum-lord of a group of section 8 apartments?

Not so easy money, is it.

Submitted by icarus1987 at 2011-04-11 23:24:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This joke may not be as old as you are, but that's not saying much.

Submitted by Procon at 2011-04-11 22:51:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

meh.

Submitted by Little_Sally at 2011-04-11 22:44:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I mean, generally I would never do something so obvious as to use an alter to adjust somebody else's ratings; but in this case I have made an exception.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-11 21:49:46 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


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Submitted by asmasta808 at 2011-04-11 21:29:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

nice pic, shitty alter

Submitted by willartstorg at 2011-04-11 20:56:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-11 20:38:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I definitely smell SOMETHING...

Submitted by YourNameHere at 2011-04-11 20:19:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i smell a winner

Submitted by Shlongy at 2011-04-11 19:52:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

+ fucking 2.


That's weird. It's like something out of that twilighty show about
that zone.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror VI