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A.D.D: Fucking Tourists...

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-15 15:14:56 EDT
Rating: 1.83 on 22 ratings (22 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

“They always smell like cheeseburgers.”

“Shut up they do not. That’s just a stereotype.”

“Well maybe not yours but every one of mine seems to.”

“God you’re such a bitch. Hold on. Your tag’s showing”

“Thanks, it’s not only that they are so loud and fat too.”

“They are not ALL fat, besides the fat ones tip better.”

“Well cant argue with that, they’re done quicker too.”

“Omg don’t make me laugh, I’ll fuck up my make up. OK ready?”

“Yep let’s go. Oh look first of the night, HA and fat too.”

“Shut up…
HEY baby, you got girlfriend in Vietnam?”



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Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2011-04-21 08:59:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-04-18 13:17:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I +2ed you because I was stoned and thought it would make you happy, and at the moment I was like, yeah I can be down with that.

Then, I saw posts I liked more and I did what I have always done in contests 2+orso years ago which were equally as inconsequential as this one.

Basically, haiku being haiku, brother.

Relax.

I need to post so you can get some easily justifiable -2 therapy in

Submitted by FALLEN at 2011-04-18 13:05:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

I liked you better when you contributed to this site. you remember when you used to post and just werent a fly-by comenter/troll?
It's not really a contest, no one cares actualy. FJ did it so people would post and they did.
yea FJ!
but you decided after +2ing my post that you liked (I assume you didnt do it just to cave in to peer pressure)that you would wander back and drop two -2's just so you could sabotage my chances at winning this non contest.
feel free to find any obscure part of this reply and take it out of context when you reply back, because I'm sure you will. Sadly for you I will not reply again as, just like our last little e-spat, I have already tired of you.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-04-18 12:56:50 EDT (#)
Rating: -2



Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-04-18 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-04-18 12:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sorry, but apparently this is a competition and it's my stony day off with no responsibilities, which means unimportant things like this ADD competition suddenly have value and now I want replen, x54 or that one dude from Detroit to win.

Now ignore me so I don't have to respond to anything stupid, please.

Submitted by haikumikoo at 2011-04-18 11:43:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2011-04-18 09:51:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Psygns_of_the_Tymes at 2011-04-18 03:59:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2011-04-16 15:22:19 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

A hooker in Olongopo City pointed to a bar across the street from the one we were sitting in and said this to me: "You like fug de real pussy you stay outta dere. Dey all Benny-boys in dere."

I stay de fug outta dere you bet.

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Wise move.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2011-04-17 16:10:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Replen at 2011-04-16 11:02:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2011-04-16 10:22:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A hooker in Olongopo City pointed to a bar across the street from the one we were sitting in and said this to me: "You like fug de real pussy you stay outta dere. Dey all Benny-boys in dere."

I stay de fug outta dere you bet.

Submitted by Flack at 2011-04-16 09:42:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Soul brother too bou-coup!

Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-04-16 03:12:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have a vivid imitation lol

Submitted by lostinwonderland at 2011-04-16 03:10:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No comment

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2011-04-15 18:26:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

About the title: I consider that my night job.

Submitted by orphelia at 2011-04-15 18:10:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i love you long time

Submitted by TexasGalDrew at 2011-04-15 17:49:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Maybe I'm not old enough to get this, but Fallen writes good stuff, so...

well fuck it's just some forgotten edive out along the backwaters of the intertubings.

Submitted by X54 at 2011-04-15 15:39:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Boom boom long time.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-15 15:30:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

MAKE SURE YOU ONLY FUCK THE ONES THAT COUGH SGT BERG!!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2011-04-15 15:22:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by SgtHartman at 2011-04-15 15:20:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

ME SO HORNY G.I.


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