What did you do over Über vacation?Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-03-23 13:54:31 EDT
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What have you done while Über was down?
Nothing monumental I'm sure, and considering you folks, certainly nothing admirable, but I'm curious all the same.
I have, in no particular order:
-Welcomed my first born son into the world.
-Installed wooden laminate flooring in parts of my house. I'm hiring someone to do the work next time.
-Quit getting high all the time and rediscovered things like ambition, spare energy, short term memory, and my bank account.
-Convinced my employer to pay for an education, to become an accountant.
-Convinced my employer to buy me an Ipad2, "for work."
-Purchased several new firearms in preparation for nothing in particular.
-Started feeding a herd of feral cats in my neighborhood, and subsequently watched the songbird population plummet.
-Discovered several new websites to waste time on. I won't list them here as I know how much you all hate links.
-Shaved my balls. They're like fleshy eggs now.
That's all I can think of.
What adventures have you been on?
What new websites/entertainment options have you discovered in the interim?
Have you contacted anyone else from here to tell them it's back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, -2 die.
I can just delete your comments now, so ratings really don't matter anymore.
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