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Submitted by pen_name at 2012-03-25 04:35:23 EDT
Rating: 1.5 on 7 ratings (10 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I always use uber as a buffer between porn and my return to upstanding internet. Lo and behold, it has returned! Joy of Joys. Never has my need for self abuse and the resulting shame ever given me so much pleasure.

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Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2012-04-07 05:30:11 EDT (#)

Porn gives me more pleasure, but I try and kill the intervening time between masturbating with sites like this.

In a perfect world, I'd be masturbation all the time, always right on the cusp of you know, but without ever getting there. That, and with a couple double stacks of E rolling through me. Heaven, you ask? And that was the point I think of this post. Heaven, you ask... I just told you.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-04-03 03:54:25 EDT (#)

Most recently reviewed is back? I should test this with a random article.

Submitted by ASO at 2012-03-27 20:01:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hoo boy, I reeeaaaallly gotta piss...

Submitted by ASO at 2012-03-27 20:00:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-03-25 13:47:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-03-25 04:40:35 EDT (#)

I'm not republishing anything. I'm ashamed of everything I've ever written on here.
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I will cry REAL TEARS if you don't publish the reenacment of pee/Harvey Birdman/sluts/whatever it was called.

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I'm solidly with you on this. I still have that on itunes. It comes up while i'm working out every once in a while and I have to stop lifting because I still laugh every time and I dont want to hurt myself.

Submitted by Crystle at 2012-03-26 23:41:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

AH! Pic titles now show...

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-03-26 01:16:09 EDT (#)

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2012-03-26 00:45:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That should be 'Lo and behold'. You're welcome...:/

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I edited the offending typo and await approval by the moderator.

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2012-03-26 00:45:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That should be 'Lo and behold'. You're welcome...:/

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-03-25 13:47:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-03-25 04:40:35 EDT (#)

I'm not republishing anything. I'm ashamed of everything I've ever written on here.
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I will cry REAL TEARS if you don't publish the reenacment of pee/Harvey Birdman/sluts/whatever it was called.










That was you, right?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-03-25 12:40:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

******* **** ** ***'** ***** **** * **** *** * **** ***

Submitted by Director at 2012-03-25 07:39:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Fuck your mother.


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