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I haz a puppeh.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-02 16:41:31 EDT
Rating: 0.6 on 18 ratings (31 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Her name is Hazel.

That is all.


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Submitted by maiorano84 at 2012-04-13 16:16:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Does as advertised.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-09 17:10:57 EDT (#)

Alter, below.

Submitted by xede at 2012-04-07 15:52:53 EDT (#)

I recommend fumigation.

Submitted by Murphy1844 at 2012-04-07 05:18:38 EDT (#)

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HAHAHA. Adorable.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-03 12:56:07 EDT (#)

I'm pretty certain that my cat can kick that dog's ass.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-03 12:01:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

My two cats each weigh 18 lbs.
Think about that: one of my cats weighs the same or more than the parents of your dog COMBINED.
You didn't buy a dog - you bought a rodent with plastic surgery.
Ok, enough picking...
Cute dog.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-03 11:50:52 EDT (#)

Thermonuclear devices. Also spooky.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-03 11:43:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Rogue Nations, spooky

Submitted by beergut at 2012-04-03 11:42:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I can eat 3 pounds

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-03 11:39:10 EDT (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-03 11:38:17 EDT (#)


Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-03 11:37:40 EDT (#)

Very funny, no1. I am actually just quite petite and can't handle a large dog. Once I tried to walk my boyf's 90lb AmStaff into Petsmart and I was wearing stilettos...THAT was a bad idea.

Silver & monkeys, she's currently roughly 3lbs. Both of her parents were around 9lbs fully grown so I imagine she'll be around that same weight.

Submitted by no1hasdis at 2012-04-03 11:32:16 EDT (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-02 17:15:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What is it with you people and your little bitty microdogs?


In this case I'd say it's because bigger dogs spook horses.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-03 11:30:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That's not a dog; that's a Scooby Snack.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-04-03 09:38:51 EDT (#)

I have cats that could eat that dog. I hope it gets bigger someday.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-03 09:05:00 EDT (#)

Uberboard: "Well, every time you hit 'A,' it's 'Asian ass porn.'" Google!"...I got Amazon, AOL, Amtrak, and Autotrader.

Shlongy...I'd need to see a picture of your peener first, and I'd want an umlaut, today's date and "I <3 Sage" written on it with a pink glitter sharpie (they're water based and extra fine-point, so no worries about fitting all of that on there).

Wildman, I have actually never heard her bark, not even once. She's a growler though; she has a lot of puppeh-rage.

Hussein - I had a kitteh once, his name was Henry. But he died. :(

Hi Yozz, Roadie, Manic, X, & Tiger Lilly! :) xoxo

Sicophant: I never saw Gremlins. But I did Google image search "Gizmo gremlins" and have to say you're not that far off. Pity about Husk's dog.

Hey-o, Skrap! She's very sweet and cuddly and portable.

Hi Bubba & Fallen :)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-03 08:26:40 EDT (#)

Show me your snatch

Submitted by Wildman at 2012-04-03 00:02:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

That little bitch looks like a yapper.
Just seeing that picture makes me want to kick her.


Submitted by Barry Hussein at 2012-04-02 22:54:53 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I prefer cats

Submitted by SB at 2012-04-02 22:49:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Sage is a douche.

Submitted by Yozz at 2012-04-02 20:31:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

You haz a ferret.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-02 19:54:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2012-04-02 18:23:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.

-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness

Submitted by X54 at 2012-04-02 17:45:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

A gen-u-ine Poontang Retriever!

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2012-04-02 17:38:19 EDT (#)

Very cute.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-04-02 17:35:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Fuck...mogwai, not woggle.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-04-02 17:34:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

That is not a dog. That's a Woggle named Gizmo from "Gremlins." What a pussy dog and it screams "cuckold" for any male in its presence. The husk's-also a cuckold-dog/rat got attacked which is kinda sad but prob inevitable. :(

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-02 17:15:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

What is it with you people and your little bitty microdogs?

Submitted by Bubba2341 at 2012-04-02 17:02:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-02 17:01:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Director at 2012-04-02 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Big fucking deal, whoreface. My dog will eat your "dog" in one chomp. 3,000 if I tell him to make it slow and agonizing, which I totally would.


Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks. But you have
to forgive me and treat me like a brother.

Herb: Nope.

Homer: All right, then, just give me the drinking bird.

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?