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Mixed Messages

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-04-12 03:31:41 EDT
Rating: 0.36 on 11 ratings (13 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

(Risky business) Woman says she wants to have intercourse while holding a meat cleaver.

(Hate the game, not the player) Child Is afraid of cookies, yet loves the cookie monster.

(Soft sell) Druggist apologizes for giving you the wrong medication while simultaneously performing an exaggerated jerkoff gesture

(I will break you?) German Olympian loves his sport yet doesn't take steroids.

(Weight loss paradox) Richard Simmons is fat.

(Table for zero) Anorexic chef.

(Therapy needed) Dad says, "I love both of you equally." And then winks.

(Hope they didn't neuter) Woman hates dogs yet pulls her son around on a leash.

(ShitFaced) Guy drinks to forget, while whining on Facebook in between shots.

(Dream I had) Librarian tells you to be quiet while going down on you.

(Meta) I'M Hello FINE how HOW are ARE you? YOU?

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Submitted by Spam at 2012-04-15 07:34:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This will never get any hits.

Submitted by BranDo at 2012-04-14 07:19:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-13 11:06:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I had a bad dream about some evil clowns the other night. I've never been scared of clowns until then, nor have I dreamed about them. I don't know, it was weird.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2012-04-13 06:44:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You made Boshman cry!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-12 18:23:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Solid 0.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-12 17:38:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

this made me cry out my butt

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-04-12 16:42:29 EDT (#)

Really disappointing in the rating. I spent nearly 15 minutes on this at 3:30 in the morning because someone pleaded for a post on uberboard. I'm shunning all of you.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-12 16:09:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"sad clown*

Submitted by Soyware at 2012-04-12 12:40:57 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I remember liking your posts...

Who knows, I don't like some of my own now that I look back

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-12 08:07:22 EDT (#)

(Mixed Messages)Uber says there is a new post, I find this.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-12 07:45:02 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Anagram for pen_name: Peen_Man. You can't make this stuff up.

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-04-12 05:47:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2


Submitted by orphelia at 2012-04-12 03:41:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

See you in hell, candy boys!!

-- Homer Simpson
Homer Badman