Mixed MessagesSubmitted by pen_name at 2012-04-12 03:31:41 EDT
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(Risky business) Woman says she wants to have intercourse while holding a meat cleaver.
(Hate the game, not the player) Child Is afraid of cookies, yet loves the cookie monster.
(Soft sell) Druggist apologizes for giving you the wrong medication while simultaneously performing an exaggerated jerkoff gesture
(I will break you?) German Olympian loves his sport yet doesn't take steroids.
(Weight loss paradox) Richard Simmons is fat.
(Table for zero) Anorexic chef.
(Therapy needed) Dad says, "I love both of you equally." And then winks.
(Hope they didn't neuter) Woman hates dogs yet pulls her son around on a leash.
(ShitFaced) Guy drinks to forget, while whining on Facebook in between shots.
(Dream I had) Librarian tells you to be quiet while going down on you.
(Meta) I'M Hello FINE how HOW are ARE you? YOU?
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