If 50 people I actually remember post...Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 14:36:01 EDT
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I will shit my pants, bake it at 400º for 35 minutes, and then eat it. when its completed, it's novel length.
I will rip the larynx out of a mountain lion with my own teeth. Once entirely removed from the lion, the larynx is novel length.
I will do 100 pushups while emptying the contents of my beer helmet (which holds 8 beers, each one novel length).
I will dress up like a baby and sing lullaby's to death row inmates. (crimes ranging from being a faggot to reading novels)
I will shave my face/neck/chest so that I have a handle bar moustache that goes from my nose to my waistline, then i'll set it on fire and shove a tow truck up your mother's asshole. (which, i'm told, is novel length)
I will convince Molly Hatchet to cover Loverboy songs. (specifically, their classic 'how to be a faggot'
I will grow a mullet and walk around naked, shitting on everyone/thing in sight. including novelists.
I will replace all the movies in the redbox machines with a gay porn Scruggs made with some faggot he knows. Scruggs porn name is Novel Length.
I will post pictures of my intergalactic moped and all the space narcs i've met in my travels. The picture book will be Novel Length.
so until then, suck a novel length scrotum.