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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 14:36:01 EDT
Rating: 1.62 on 16 ratings (25 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I will shit my pants, bake it at 400º for 35 minutes, and then eat it. when its completed, it's novel length.

I will rip the larynx out of a mountain lion with my own teeth. Once entirely removed from the lion, the larynx is novel length.

I will do 100 pushups while emptying the contents of my beer helmet (which holds 8 beers, each one novel length).

I will dress up like a baby and sing lullaby's to death row inmates. (crimes ranging from being a faggot to reading novels)

I will shave my face/neck/chest so that I have a handle bar moustache that goes from my nose to my waistline, then i'll set it on fire and shove a tow truck up your mother's asshole. (which, i'm told, is novel length)

I will convince Molly Hatchet to cover Loverboy songs. (specifically, their classic 'how to be a faggot'

I will grow a mullet and walk around naked, shitting on everyone/thing in sight. including novelists.

I will replace all the movies in the redbox machines with a gay porn Scruggs made with some faggot he knows. Scruggs porn name is Novel Length.

I will post pictures of my intergalactic moped and all the space narcs i've met in my travels. The picture book will be Novel Length.

so until then, suck a novel length scrotum.


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-06-03 15:33:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

scooby snax

Submitted by Moonwhiskers at 2012-06-23 00:32:23 EDT (#)

Hey, WIldman, I'm watchin you

Submitted by black_nugget at 2012-05-06 13:13:30 EDT (#)

novel length, I wish.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-04-18 21:29:35 EDT (#)

intergalactic moped = Scooty Puff Jr. WITH racing stripes... It's all about the racing stripes.

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2012-04-18 19:28:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

how very Bosh of you

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2012-04-18 15:15:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Scruggs porn name is Novel Length. "

Bosh as can be!

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-18 14:12:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I will convince Molly Hatchet to cover Loverboy songs. (specifically, their classic 'how to be a faggot'

*******

I was expecting all lines to have some sort of novel inference. I was disappointed that this line did not include one. Fix it immed, or there will be consequences.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2012-04-18 11:24:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-04-17 19:14:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

When I post it's a novelty. A shitty one, but still novel.
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Ditto

Submitted by Soyware at 2012-04-18 10:31:41 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

...then i'll set it on fire and shove a tow truck up your mother's asshole. (which, i'm told, is novel length)


Dear sweet god I must post something now!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-18 00:06:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"I will dress up like a baby and sing lullaby's to death row inmates..."

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2012-04-17 23:55:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

So bosh.

Submitted by Yes at 2012-04-17 22:38:18 EDT (#)

anything I say would just ruin this fine post. Sorry.

Submitted by lungfish at 2012-04-17 19:38:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sure...I'll log in.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-04-17 19:14:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

When I post it's a novelty. A shitty one, but still novel.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-17 18:57:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is better than that other dipshits' post.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-17 17:09:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Scruggs porn name is Novel Length."

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 15:40:48 EDT (#)

i forget exactly, i think i read it in a novel somewhere.. but i agree with you

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-17 15:40:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

How long is a novel length scrotum? That might be a bit uncomfortable.
You know, after a while...

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 15:18:00 EDT (#)

thats a good quote, did you read it in a novel?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-04-17 15:16:30 EDT (#)

Marge: You don't have to join a freak show just because the
opportunity came along.

Homer: You know, Marge, in some ways you and I are very different
people.

Homerpalooza

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-17 14:59:03 EDT (#)

novel idea

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 14:57:34 EDT (#)

i appreciate the reviews guys, but lets try to keep them under novel length.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-17 14:54:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

this post is novel length and Bosh.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-04-17 14:47:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Uber's mrkII first bandwagon? Awesome. Ish.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-17 14:45:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2



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