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Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 09:54:17 EDT
Rating: 1.12 on 17 ratings (41 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I took this picture while driving down I-64 yesterday afternoon. I have my own opinions on the subject, but I thought it would be funner to refrain from sharing those in lieu of seeing what the Uber masses thought about it.

GO.


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sorry polar bears.jpg
sorry polar bears.jpg


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Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-26 16:20:56 EDT (#)

I was afraid of that, below. Hence refusing to Google, and all. But thanks for the clarification.

Submitted by Director at 2012-04-26 16:03:55 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

No, fucking stupid whore dogs. I meant her cunt. Shut yer cunt/hair pie/vagina. We don't want any little versions of your filth running the earth.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-26 11:21:34 EDT (#)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-04-25 14:13:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i thought he meant pie hole and was just sloshed

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See now, that makes sense.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2012-04-25 14:16:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What I remember about you:

- You fucked a wigger called sicosemen
- You have a horse face
- You're looking for a man who'll buy you a big house

That is all.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-04-25 14:13:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i thought he meant pie hole and was just sloshed

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-25 11:29:39 EDT (#)

What's a hair pie? Sounds suspect, I'm definitely not Googling.

Submitted by Director at 2012-04-25 07:23:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Shut yer hair pie, whore.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-20 17:09:16 EDT (#)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-04-20 15:00:24 EDT (#)

You've had several car wrecks, haven't you?

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Yes, actually. But none where I've been the driver!*

*except for that one time in a parking garage...trying to navigate a car with a shitty turn differential and a broken right wrist just doesn't work. The "victim" was a pole :(

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-04-20 15:00:24 EDT (#)

You've had several car wrecks, haven't you?

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-04-19 23:33:23 EDT (#)

Could be a Bi-polar bear after he realizes they are not family.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-04-19 22:29:14 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

OK, time to ask bart to shut down Uber again.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-04-19 18:57:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck grizzly bears. Polar bears get what they want because they earned it.

Submitted by Mill8178 at 2012-04-19 18:42:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wait a minute... Polar Bears.... The number 108... Was this a viral marketing campaign for 'LOST'?

Submitted by X54 at 2012-04-19 18:42:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"Oil companies love polar bears, too."

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2012-04-19 18:05:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

He cries every time you fuel up your SUV


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-04-19 17:49:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Auto +2 contest.

"Bear grease-the original Bio fuel"

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 17:00:12 EDT (#)

...annnnd, a braaaand neewww caaaarrrrrr!!!!!

Submitted by The_Taste_of_Monkeys at 2012-04-19 14:48:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"If you let us drill in the arctic we promise everyone will get a polar-bear skin coat!"

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 14:06:34 EDT (#)

Submitted by MrBobby at 2012-04-19 12:26:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My eye was caught by the 'heil' on the bottom, and 108 on the top.
Heil 108 polarbären am autobahn,wie farhen nach nergens.

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Healing 108 polar bears on the highway...something something?? In Englisch bitte.

Submitted by Chroniclysm at 2012-04-19 13:48:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"1203 polar bears were used to produce this oil. Fuck whale oil. We have a new plan."

Submitted by Soyware at 2012-04-19 12:28:22 EDT (#)

Now we rob you AND guilt you.

Submitted by allowbot at 2012-04-19 12:26:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

My eye was caught by the 'heil' on the bottom, and 108 on the top.
Heil 108 polarbären am autobahn,wie farhen nach nergens.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 11:45:12 EDT (#)

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2012-04-19 11:10:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"Mama, why are there trees growing out of your back?"

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This made me larf.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 11:44:12 EDT (#)

Silvr...it was taken via my iPhone camera and I used Instagram and applied, I believe, the "Hudson" filter.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 11:43:31 EDT (#)

Although they don't *directly* kill polar bears to produce oil...whatevs.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 11:42:54 EDT (#)

That would only apply if there were fillies on the truck, dude. And if we wanted to stick with the ironic theme, maybe horses on an Elmer's glue truck would be fitting?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-19 11:13:41 EDT (#)

flash cube....
*feels old*

dont forget the flipflash

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-19 11:11:21 EDT (#)

Ba-dum-DUM!

I was actually going to mention the photography the first time but the Nazi-killing bear rage overpowered my short term memory. That is indeed some of the finest picturing 1982's technology can provide. Did you use a flash cube? <----- <<some readers are actually too young to remember those, google it, ya little punks.>>

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2012-04-19 11:10:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"Mama, why are there trees growing out of your back?"

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 10:45:54 EDT (#)

Oh and that would probably be my neighbor driving the truck. I'm pretty sure he fits all of the below criterion. Wait...he's short too, right? Nevermind...he's Jewish...of COURSE he's short.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 10:44:50 EDT (#)

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-19 10:28:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The polar bears are inside the trailer battling to the death with the Nazis. An unmarried, balding, middle-aged Jew is driving the truck. He kidnapped the Nazis from their compound in Idaho. No one knows where he got the bears. His name is Jim. The Jew, not the bear. One of the Nazis could possibly be named Jim as well. But we'll never know. We'll never know...

Caption: "Gasoline. Driving polar bears to extinction, one tanker at a time. Suck it, eco-bitches."

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FTW.

So far, at least.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 10:44:15 EDT (#)

I'm just surprised no one mentioned my sweet photographizing skillz.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-04-19 10:35:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-19 10:29:40 EDT (#)

finally a reasonable explanation, i was getting a headache.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-04-19 10:28:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

The polar bears are inside the trailer battling to the death with the Nazis. An unmarried, balding, middle-aged Jew is driving the truck. He kidnapped the Nazis from their compound in Idaho. No one knows where he got the bears. His name is Jim. The Jew, not the bear. One of the Nazis could possibly be named Jim as well. But we'll never know. We'll never know...

Caption: "Gasoline. Driving polar bears to extinction, one tanker at a time. Suck it, eco-bitches."

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-19 10:09:08 EDT (#)

well lets not jump to any conclusions.. it could be nazis in the trailer with polar bears driving.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-04-19 10:03:37 EDT (#)

I don't really have a caption, but I did recall that there was a guy in Indianapolis a while back that had a bunch of red and silver stickers that said "SIEG" made up and was sneaking around truck stops putting them on those trailers. Apparently they went all over the country for months. Funny stuff.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 10:01:52 EDT (#)

Yes, sort of. It's an oil truck with polar bears on it. Inconclusive as to whether or not Nazis are operating said vehicle.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-19 10:01:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

or perhaps 1203 explosive polar bears?

talk about evolution..

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-04-19 10:00:29 EDT (#)

is that a truck filled with explosives and polar bears? and perhaps nazis? my money is on the polar bears.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-04-19 09:55:59 EDT (#)

Two things...

"Uber caption contest time" is somewhat of a tongue twister.

Also, I was kind of singing it in my head to the tune of "peanut butter jelly time!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA



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