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R.I.P MCA

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-04 14:01:23 EDT
Rating: 1.81 on 21 ratings (38 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

You gotta fight...
for your right....

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Submitted by Spam at 2012-05-12 04:03:05 EDT (#)

B-Boys were fucking terrible anyway.

Submitted by Snypavat at 2012-05-11 07:34:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

If dis gonna be dat kinda party, Ima stick mah dick in the mashed potatoes.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-07 17:22:10 EDT (#)

*basks in E-fame*

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-05-07 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-07 17:17:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOVE ME YOU FACELESS BASTARDS
SHOWER ME WITH YOUR EMPTY POINT SYSTEM

...wait, this is FALLEN's post, not mine.
fuck.

LOVE FALLEN YOU FACELESS BASTARDS!
SHOWER HIM WITH YOUR EMPTY POINT SYSTEM!!!1

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2012-05-07 10:55:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Such a sad day.

Submitted by black_nugget at 2012-05-06 13:12:21 EDT (#)

lol

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-06 12:29:20 EDT (#)

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees rocked last night on the telly. Twas rather disturbing. For a minute I thought the Red Hot Chili Peppers were going to rock on with a sock on when they started taking off their shirts....

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-05-06 12:22:27 EDT (#)

One down, three to go.

Submitted by FATMANTPK at 2012-05-04 18:37:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2012-05-04 17:52:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This might be the first time I'm too sad for RIP posts :'(

Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-04 17:41:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Want you to sign your contract
Want you to sign today
Gonna give you lots of money
Workin' for MCA

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-05-04 16:02:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm camwhoring next week with a pic from the gig saturday.
I suspect the rating will be less than my recent post which I really thought was rather funny.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 16:00:47 EDT (#)

Sir Digby Chicken Caeser hasn't got shit on my mad detective skills.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-05-04 15:58:24 EDT (#)

Misfire...LOL was for MWG.

I still heart you though, FALLEN.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-05-04 15:58:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

LOL @ below. I totally see it.

The hotdogs must be Hebrew National brand, if they're participating in Jewish rituals.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-04 15:56:02 EDT (#)

good job MWG.
you got all my hidden jew paratrooper hotdog clues.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 15:52:29 EDT (#)

Okay, upon further review, the candles all look like something other than candles. I suspect he did this on purpose, but I'll let the author confirm or deny that.

The bottom right candle is a monkey who lost his cymbals and wind-up.
The bottom left candle is a turtle with a suntan.
The other 4 are hot-dogs with parachutes, all with different expressions.
Hot-dog with a parachute #1 (top left) is startled by something.
Hot-dog with a parachute #2 (middle left) is straining to poop. (What do hot-dogs poop? More hot-dog?)
Hot-dog with a parachute #3 (top right) is exhausted. (It's hard being a paratrooper hot-dog.)

Hot-dog with a parachute #4 (middle right) is a midget hot-dog (vienna sausage) who is smaller than his backpack, and is frustrated with his lot in life. It's currently contemplating suicide, and the police are on their way to pick him up and take him to the hospital where he will be evaluated and treated accordingly.
His future is filled with prescriptions for anti-depressant medications, years of therapy, and a deep sense of ennui. on Feb. 15th, 2018, he will successfully kill himself by taunting a full sized German shepard, who proceeds to devour him with little respect for the fact that he is a anthropomorphic hot-dog.

I'm still uncertain as to why they're all sitting atop poles, but I suspect it's some weird Jewish ritual.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-05-04 15:49:56 EDT (#)

Orpheliz, would you camwhore soon for us? Make sure it's recent. I don't know whether I should commend you or make fun of you until I see your corpulent corpuscule: wide blood cell. See what I did there? Actually, I didn't do that; it was a crossword clue answer today.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-05-04 15:45:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*Gutted

Submitted by Sage at 2012-05-04 15:43:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

RIP :(

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-05-04 15:37:37 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Aw, man!

Submitted by black_nugget at 2012-05-04 15:25:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I have so many amazing Beastie Boy memories...so sad. Tonight I fight for my right to Party. Or not. I will probably stay in again.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER at 2012-05-04 15:13:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Damn Shame. I still remember the first time I heard the Beasties. I had been trapped in So. Missouri for about 2yrs (where I formed my intense HATRED of country music) and my new neighbor from Cali introduced me to them by playing "Paul Revere". I was 11 and to this day when I say "I did it like this.." I still have to forcibly restrain my self from adding "I did it like that, I did it with a
whiffleball bat"

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 14:30:02 EDT (#)

It really puts a new perspective on when he says:
"My name is MCA, I got a license to kill,
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill."

Indeed sir, you obviously were the illest.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-04 14:25:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yep-fuk cancer
i have lost several loved ones to the "big C" who were in their 40's

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-05-04 14:17:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Bummer. You have a poopy upper lip, Chip.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-04 14:15:42 EDT (#)

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 14:12:27 EDT (#)

ubmitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-04 14:07:03 EDT (#)

Bottom right candle looks like a squirrel in a vest impaled on a pencil.

Also: Fuck cancer right it it's fat sweaty ass.
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Looks like one of those monkeys with cymbals toys to me. Minus the cymbals of course.
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Good eye. I defer to your superior monkey knowledge.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-04 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You never fail to disappoint.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-04 14:13:22 EDT (#)

*comment about Hurtys sex life*

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 14:12:27 EDT (#)

ubmitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-04 14:07:03 EDT (#)

Bottom right candle looks like a squirrel in a vest impaled on a pencil.

Also: Fuck cancer right it it's fat sweaty ass.
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Looks like one of those monkeys with cymbals toys to me. Minus the cymbals of course.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-05-04 14:12:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Your candles look like matches.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-04 14:07:03 EDT (#)

Bottom right candle looks like a squirrel in a vest impaled on a pencil.

Also: Fuck cancer right it it's fat sweaty ass.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-05-04 14:05:31 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's what I was thinking....well done.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 14:05:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-05-04 14:04:54 EDT (#)

I was just getting ready to do the same thing, damn you! But seriously though, that's a fucking shame.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-04 14:03:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Why, MCA!?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-04 14:03:28 EDT (#)

fuck cancer


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival