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Skraps war on dimes

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-25 13:49:15 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 7 ratings (9 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

“Hey Thanks for coming on such a short notice. I was really in a bind here.”

He opened the door on a sunny afternoon and the repairman entered the room. Placing his tool box on the ground, he shook Skrap’s hand.

“You know me; It’s my duty to please that booty.”

“Um…cool? Usually I fix things myself”
Proudly twirling a pair of needle nose pliers on his finger.
“but this here has got me vexed something terrible.”

The Repairman said nothing and gave Skrap a glare.

So..let me show you the washer Mr…um?”

“Zeus” he replied picking up his toolbox.

“Zeus? Like..”

“Yeah, Zeus, as in father of Apollo? Mt Olympus? Don’t fuck with me or I’ll shove a lightning bolt up your ass.”

Slightly shaken he leads the repairman to the washer. He proceds to look inside as Skrap offers him some refreshment.

“ Hey Zeus, can I get you some lemonade?”

“No thank you.” His reply echoing from within the machine.

“You sure? MLW made it this AM. It’s delicious.”

Pulling his head from the machine with an even sterner glare than before, Zeus replies.
“Hey sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn’t know because I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.”

Sticking his head back in, a few moments go by and he begins to say something that Skrap cant quite make out.

“ I’m sorry, what?”

He reemerges from the washer visibly angry as he addresses Skrap.

“Say What again! Say it one more time, I dare you. I double dare you!”
He holds out his hand, and in the grips of his pliers is a small metal disc.
“Here’s your problem.”


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Rating: 2

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Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-09-16 10:46:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

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Submitted by X54 at 2012-05-30 22:09:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ha ha! I always enjoy a title that suddenly makes sense at the very end of the story.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-27 15:09:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

SCHTICK ALERT!!

Champagne Salmon with Poblano Salsa Fresca

YOU'LL NEED:
2.5 lb Salmon fillet, skin on
Small (~200ml) bottle of Brut Champagne or sparkling wine
2 limes
1 bunch green onions, chopped
1 bunch cilantro, stems removed and leaves chopped
3 cloves garlic, minced and crushed in salt
2 large or 3 medium tomatoes, diced & drained
1 poblano pepper, seeded and minced
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
2 tbsp butter
salt
medium-grind white pepper (sub very finely ground black pepper)
medium-grind black pepper

TO MAKE THE POBLANO SALSA FRESCA
-Roll, cut, and juice 1 lime into a glass bowl
-Add tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, poblano, cilantro, and 80% of the green onions to the bowl
-Stir, add black pepper to taste
-Cover and store in refrigerator 1-2 hours before serving

TO MAKE THE CHAMPAGNE SALMON
-Lay out fish on aluminum foil, skin side down
-Fold edges of foil up to make a tray
-Pour champagne over fish
-Sprinkle with salt and white pepper to taste
-Slice remaining lime thin enough to cover ~50% of salmon flesh, lay slices on fish
-Sprinkle remaining green onion over fish
-Place butter in smallish pieces over fish
-Cover with more aluminum foil, sealing all edges well
-Vent top of foil with knife in a few places
-Cook fish on grill 250F until steam is seen venting, then raise heat to 400F for 5-7 minutes or so
-Salmon flesh will separate from skin with a spatula (with care) when serving

Serve fish hot right off the grill with refrigerated salsa as a side. Combining both in a single bite will provide contrasting temperatues, textures, and degrees of spiciness.

Suggested sides: steamed fresh Green Beans, Cucumber-Radish-Grape Tomato salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette

If you have leftover salmon, you can puree it with some cream cheese and make an excellent sandwich spread or schmear for crackers - top it with some of the salsa

Enjoy!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-05-25 16:19:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

That's right! Director don't need none of yo' asses! He knows the score; the Internet is no place for niceties, mutual respect and having fun. It's for vitriol, snark and telling everyone how they're gay and he's not.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-05-25 14:21:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Quick draw and it's all aces

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-05-25 14:14:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I am impressed. Once again you have cut through the haze surrounding the issue and exposed the real core of the problem. I have indeed had enough of these muthafuckin' dimes in this muthafuckin' AKSO washing machine. So well have you brought the real problem to light that I am going to pull out the dime passing screen and add a couple pieces of stainless wire across the slots so that NO MORE SNAKES CAN GET INTO THE MUTHAFUCKIN' PL... *ahem* dimes, erm, and washing machine. Yeah.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-05-25 13:55:33 EDT (#)

so it makes some sort of sense
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