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Fill the front page with crap.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-01 05:08:16 EDT
Rating: 1.8 on 7 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Or more crap, rather. An SPT goes by the wayside and there's nothing to show for it. I miss the good old days when people would flood this place with horseshit and assholes would say "one post per day" and you knew they weren't being sarcastic or wry about it, but were really being douchey because their one post about "10 best things to masturbate with" was getting knocked off the front page before they got 30 reviews and 600 hits.

Post some shit. Any shit. A picture of shit will do. Might need to include a NSFW tag--I don't know how graphic the shit will be.

Someone will get called a cunt. Shlongy will say "chief" and drop a -2 (or, in the case of a woman, say something about banging her and drop a -1).

Do it for the children. Do it for the kids who will find your post about a pig with a Dirty Sanchez and decide to take up fucking. Do it for the woman with the uneven tits who will see a post about uneven tits and say, "at least mine aren't that bad."

Do it for Bart, because he killed what was left of this site by taking it off the internet for 10 months and deserves the hate mail he'll get from christian groups who take offense at stories about the pope getting raped by Pat Robertson and Spongebob.


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Submitted by ilikesteak at 2012-06-15 00:16:37 EDT (#)

Rock of ages is going to be a bullshit copy of Rock Star. It needs to be said before it is released.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-06-08 11:36:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

https://www.ubersite.com/m/128037#3063356

You're welcome for.... that.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-03 10:17:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Liar, below.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2012-06-03 06:50:53 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-02 09:43:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey Foolproof...why don't you Uberboard some more personal information, you fucking jagoff.

Leave your address, too. Not to post for the world to see...just so I can pay you a visit.

Fucking coward.
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I don't know what you are on about, old man, but I think you may be deluded. This is the first time I've been back since the website was put back up.

I'm sure you imagine us sitting around thinking of you, but you mean less to me than a pile of dog shit.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-03 00:23:51 EDT (#)

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Submitted by Sage at 2012-06-02 22:56:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-02 09:43:15 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey Foolproof...why don't you Uberboard some more personal information, you fucking jagoff.

Leave your address, too. Not to post for the world to see...just so I can pay you a visit.

Fucking coward.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-06-02 09:25:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-06-02 09:25:01 EDT (#)

I am too busy apologizing to everyone I've ever been rude to

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-06-02 07:11:14 EDT (#)

It's a microcosm of what it once was. It's got like 2% of everything it once had except front page loads, and that's probably closer to 20% (thank you, Bart, for the free Uberboard). Fewer trolls, fewer quality posters, fewer lurkers, fewer everything. I dunno; I say Uber's not dead, it's sort of on the beach relaxing and just hanging for a while. We'll see if more umbrellas pop up or if the tide sweeps away what's left.

Submitted by Foolproof at 2012-06-02 06:05:38 EDT (#)

Nobody gives a shit about Uber anymore. Bart killed it. He took it offline and people found other shit to do.

Well, some people. You still have the lost souls who will always come here because in their real lives they are lonely, pathetic, worthless creatures with nary a person that can stand their company for more than a few seconds.

We call them Shlongy and Sicosemen.

But, yeah, ain't nobody givin' no shit 'bout this place no more.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-02 00:30:21 EDT (#)

It's never too late. Never stop fighting til the fight is done!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-06-01 21:26:57 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-06-01 05:17:47 PDT (#)

at the moment I have 3 posts on the front page, all posted on dif days. So no one post a day violations here. I got little to no motivation or spark to write anymore.

other people got to post, man. I can't do it all.
this isnt FALLENSITE.
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my get up and go has gone up and went.

We need more posters.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-01 12:56:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You got that right, Fido.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-06-01 11:49:56 EDT (#)

done!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-06-01 11:27:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

"Do it for Bart, because he killed what was left of this site by taking it off the internet for 10 months and deserves the hate mail he'll get from christian groups who take offense at stories about the pope getting raped by Pat Robertson and Spongebob."

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-06-01 09:47:37 EDT (#)

Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner's getting all cold and eaten.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart After Dark

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-06-01 08:17:47 EDT (#)

at the moment I have 3 posts on the front page, all posted on dif days. So no one post a day violations here. I got little to no motivation or spark to write anymore.

other people got to post, man. I can't do it all.
this isnt FALLENSITE.


A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek