Fill the front page with crap.Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-01 05:08:16 EDT
Rating: 1.8 on 7 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)
Or more crap, rather. An SPT goes by the wayside and there's nothing to show for it. I miss the good old days when people would flood this place with horseshit and assholes would say "one post per day" and you knew they weren't being sarcastic or wry about it, but were really being douchey because their one post about "10 best things to masturbate with" was getting knocked off the front page before they got 30 reviews and 600 hits.
Post some shit. Any shit. A picture of shit will do. Might need to include a NSFW tag--I don't know how graphic the shit will be.
Someone will get called a cunt. Shlongy will say "chief" and drop a -2 (or, in the case of a woman, say something about banging her and drop a -1).
Do it for the children. Do it for the kids who will find your post about a pig with a Dirty Sanchez and decide to take up fucking. Do it for the woman with the uneven tits who will see a post about uneven tits and say, "at least mine aren't that bad."
Do it for Bart, because he killed what was left of this site by taking it off the internet for 10 months and deserves the hate mail he'll get from christian groups who take offense at stories about the pope getting raped by Pat Robertson and Spongebob.
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