Rice...really good if you're craving 3000 of something.Submitted by Ducky at 2012-06-10 00:33:31 EDT
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For the last couple of years I have been lumbering around Indonesia, China, Korea, Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam, Japan – and Canada (of course!). Canada excluded, I figure I can cross "follow the path of every old dirty mans perverted sex tourism dream" off of my bucket list. I have LOTS of things on my bucket list.
Okay okay I don't have a bucket list I don't even have a proper mailing address but if I DID, that would be on it, and subsequently I would be able to cross it off.
I assure you though, as a mostly not overly pervy, not overly old (well not according to my students who think I've been around since Christ was a child), and not overly male erm…person – I was only there for the culture, the scenery, and to check out the locals – NOT IN A SEX TOURISM WAY BUT IN A SOCIOLOGICALLY CURIOUS WAY. I have managed to buy a plastic bag filled with moonshine, whiskey with snakes floating in it, some strange drink made of vitreous fluid and tequila, and eaten ice-cream out of a small novelty latrine. I’ve danced on beaches, in treehouses, and down the street. I've been asked if I wanted to see a woman thread a needle with her lady bits, watched people eat live octopus, gone sailing with strangers who turned out to be lovely, bribed a guard to let me up to the top bit of Angkor Wat before it had opened for the day, let fish nibble my massively oversized feet, and have just generally been enjoying life.
On my latest Indonesian adventure, five of us were preened, bitten (no skin breaking), pissed on, and ransacked by monkeys. In inadvertent retaliation, one of our group became sick and somehow managed to vomit directly ON one, but they ended up besting us overall by stealing our breakfast each morning and throwing my CAMERA into a pool *shakes fist ruefully. I chased it with a stick but it ran up a tree and I'm too fat for that sort of shit so I just gave it a really really stern glare. They are such sneaky little fuckers.
I think all 12 of you are fantastic. I have said as much on the uberboard, which I think we can all agree clearly makes it genuine.
Here are a bunch of pictures from different places...all attached withOUT sending a picture of tubgirl to my mother you cheeky fuckers. I spelled Khao wrong in one of the file attachments, but I assure you I did it ON PURPOSE, and NOT by accident and am just too lazy to fix it. The pictures that look like something out of Tron - made entirely with ice and taken close to the Russian border last New Years...it was the coolest, and one of the coldest places I've been.