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Badder Poetry.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-06-29 01:51:27 EDT
Rating: 1.88 on 9 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

His penis, so big.
Veiny, thick.
It hangs down over my head.
I awaken, startled. I slap at it.
It reverberates. Pendulates. His laugh emasculates.
I scramble for a weapon, he holds his.
Yellow. Everywhere. Screams marry into the staccato rhythm.
Splash, splash. Laughter. Rivulets of yellow course over my couch.
Why? Why?
Why not? He shakes; he gathers the meat and stows.
Flesh disappears behind black. An obelisk of hate.
My priest, drunk.








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Submitted by Average_Dan at 2012-07-17 10:05:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

YES!!

Submitted by annon at 2012-07-02 16:18:58 EDT (#)

lol.

uber is ded

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-01 17:21:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-06-29 19:13:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

humongous fag below

really big

plus he can't afford a smartphone

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-06-29 08:35:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

um...

Submitted by monkeyswithguns at 2012-06-29 08:19:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wut?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-06-29 07:42:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm stealing "An obelisk of hate" for something later.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-06-29 07:19:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

*DIES*

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-06-29 04:17:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Ps this is right up dan ran the gays street

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-06-29 04:16:49 EDT (#)

Omg a bandwagon!!!! Simple catalyst has a poetry biz!! How rude! Be nice

Submitted by simple.catalyst at 2012-06-29 02:05:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

and so it begins...


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