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ESPN's Mobile Site Blows Goats

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-06-30 11:35:33 EDT
Rating: -1.63 on 9 ratings (20 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It really does. All I want to do is obssess about football a couple of months early while I sit at Panera and smoke my cigar but apparently that's some sort of crime or something. Of course, the fact that my big gorilla fingers are at odds with current tablet designs doesn't help.




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Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-14 08:33:23 EDT (#)

Gilbert Gottfried reads 'Fifty Shades of Gray' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-13 02:17:27 EDT (#)

I was thinking of deleting this thread, since it is admittedly light on content. But I think I'm going to keep it around as a place to stash all the various kinds of Internet fuckery I run across that deserve a wider audience but don't really deserve their own posts.

Like this gem: http://twitter.com/tumblrtxt

Twitter is, by and large, a vapid and pointless wasteland, but I think it might have just redeemed itself.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-12 22:45:19 EDT (#)

Yep, that's the one. I'm not good at googling things, apparently. On the other hand, it did give me an excuse to use the phrase 'Yellow Peril' and make a tentacle joke.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-12 21:55:52 EDT (#)


Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-12 21:02:58 EDT (#)

In other Internet-related woes, I'm trying to search for pictures of The Shadow. For some reason, all I'm finding are anime pictures (most of them poorly drawn) of Sonic the Hedgehog. This is clearly some sort of fiendish cultural appropriation. Is nothing sacred to the Yellow Peril? Is no cultural orifice safe from their wriggly and invasive tentacles?

Submitted by PrincessToadstool at 2012-07-05 19:42:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Poots at 2012-07-02 18:53:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This was like taking a big bite of the ol poo poo pie with creamy shit sauce on top.

Submitted by annon at 2012-07-02 16:14:58 EDT (#)

uber is ded

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-02 07:10:13 EDT (#)

de-americanizing of this post
1. ESPN -cable TV nework of sports. Where sporting events are televised and people discuss sports
2. football- American football, touchdowns, quarterbacks, all that.
3. Panera- coffee shop/bakery type chain. bread, bagles, sweets. smoking is not alowed.
4. cigar- thing not to be smoked at a Panera resturaunt.
5. big gorilla fingers- sausage fingers usually attached to the hands of people that like ESPN
6. tablet- i-Pad, Kindle, nook

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-01 20:11:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Says who?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-01 17:17:59 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're better than this.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-01 11:04:02 EDT (#)

stop being gay plz

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-07-01 10:03:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

yeah happy canada day america

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-01 09:57:12 EDT (#)

too american for me to understand

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-06-30 19:48:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Auto +1 "big gorilla fingers are at odds with current tablet designs "

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-06-30 17:38:23 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-30 15:29:21 CDT: This is a serious writers forum, numbnuts.

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I already wrote about how I was a serious writer writing serious things seriously. I've moved on, because my artistic vision needs room to grow and develop.

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Submitted by Mill8178 at 2012-06-30 15:50:54 CDT: More please!! Ooh! How about a rant about the simplistic layout and lack of fancy graphics on Craigslist? Only instead of a cigar and Panera, might I be so bold as to suggest a hookah in the waiting room of your local Jiffy Lube?

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I don't use Craigslist because A) I'm not a serial killer and B) I can afford to buy furniture.

Submitted by Mill8178 at 2012-06-30 16:50:54 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

More please!!

Ooh! How about a rant about the simplistic layout and lack of fancy graphics on Craigslist? Only instead of a cigar and Panera, might I be so bold as to suggest a hookah in the waiting room of your local Jiffy Lube?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-06-30 16:29:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

This is a serious writers forum, numbnuts.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-06-30 14:02:05 EDT (#)

Because you hate football?

Because I misspelled 'obsess'?

Because I'm a smoker (as well as a joker AND a midnight toker)?

Because the title made you think of the love that dare not baaaah it's name?

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-06-30 13:26:26 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't have to tell you why I'm giving you this -2, right? You already know, I hope.


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