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Fuck Danger Ranger and several oterhs

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-07-11 23:38:46 EDT
Rating: -0.12 on 19 ratings (76 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I hate him so hard.

I want to beat him more than the English just beat the Aussies in the one day series. 4-0 with a washout. I thought this was the warm up for the Ashes where we'd see all these new fast bowlers we'd be scared of. Scary stuff indeed.

Oh and fuck iddqd whist I'm at it. Yeah I said it. Whilst. Fuck you Americans who don't say whilst. While just doesn't cut it sometimes.

Shandythedogs email got hacked and I started getting spam from him, the penis enlargement pills, russian brides and viagra deals were all a lot more welcome in my inbox than his pointless drivel.

Who else?

Yes Ricky Ponting. Fuck him. Fuck him like the banking cartels fucked the LIBOR. Topical.

News? I'll give you news. A GLORIOUS NEW ERA is ahead for Liverpool Football Club. Another one. Just like the one 18 months ago. And 5 years ago. Oh and 4 years before that. BUT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT. Tremble before us Messi, Ronaldo et al. WE'RE GETTING JOE COLE BACK. Quiver and quail ye may, but his legs may not be 100% gone. Maybe only 90%. Scary stuff.

somrhting something

have I insulted clamidaphelia yet? if not something about housing benefit cuts and her stupid face and yo-yo udders.

also danger ranger is scared of everything. especially commitment. despite what he said that night in budapest. don't fall for it lads. the pain fades but never entirely goes away.




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Submitted by Shlongy at 2016-12-17 19:19:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I changed my mind.

Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:51:00 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-08-30 21:10:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Brit in Texas?? -2,000,000,000 at least. Go home, moron.

Submitted by corn nugget at 2012-08-30 20:55:30 EDT (#)

that below is just me bragging, aj style. Pretty sure.

Submitted by corn nugget at 2012-08-30 20:54:54 EDT (#)

lol for some reason this made me think of when I tried talking to you and shandy over the phone on the same night. I couldn't understand either of you. Plus you were both super drunk and/or something.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2012-07-31 13:47:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

WOW.

SOCCER AND CIRCLEJERKING.

HOW NOVEL.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-07-20 05:20:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This shouldn't be negative. What nonsense!

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-07-19 17:36:28 EDT (#)

those bitches in afghanistan that have acid thrown on their faces remind me of you, wisher, my darling.

you look like you've had several strokes. And not the good, paedo, kind you used to get when in foster care. The bad, hypoxic kind.


Submitted by Wisher at 2012-07-18 18:44:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Reminds me of Uber's old HATE MADNESS comps, in the way that Epcot Center reminds me of you.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-07-17 14:20:12 EDT (#)

are you talking about soccer again

Submitted by PrincessToadstool at 2012-07-17 01:55:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

still haven't come up with the ability to create original content, huh?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-14 00:51:41 EDT (#)

Submitted by Skrappy Found a Homeless Family in his Cloaca at 2012-07-13 16:40:03 CDT (#)

lol if someone gets embarrassed by his own lameness and stupidity, it will now be known as getting "thorned"
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You're too late for that. My college cohorts were using the phrase "Thorns" for stuff like that back in the mid-late '90s. :P

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 19:10:52 EDT (#)

lol

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 18:34:52 EDT (#)

Wyseinhummer will always be the awkward kid who desperately tries to act cool, humiliating himself at every turn.

You surpassed JGreening for creating alters before Uber closed down... can only assume that 89.7% of the activity here now comes from you.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 18:04:29 EDT (#)

dr got totally thorned!

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-07-13 17:59:08 EDT (#)

now that I've finally stopped orgasming over seeing my own name and have read the whole post and not just the CAPS...which i find strangely enticing....like cock i guess..

i find it very hurtful.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 17:43:37 EDT (#)

someone needs to make a list

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 17:40:03 EDT (#)

lol if someone gets embarrassed by his own lameness and stupidity, it will now be known as getting "thorned"

ex. "look at that moron who tripped over his own shoelaces and fell down the elevator shaft, totally thorned"

or

"that dumbass made an alter and got caught after one comment. thorned.

related: "munsoned"

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 17:36:33 EDT (#)

i'm very confused

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 17:28:04 EDT (#)

Know your world clock!

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 17:27:40 EDT (#)

10.30pm

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 17:19:50 EDT (#)

That's the last thing you should be questioning, Orphelia, especially when there's the more pressing matter of neglecting your kids to play online.

;)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 17:09:57 EDT (#)

thorns..since uber came back i've posted 14 times, step up to the plate.

speaking of which Pheely....*drums fingers on desk*

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 17:08:43 EDT (#)

Submitted by CT at 2012-07-13 17:07:19 EDT (#)


How about you ALL knock it off and either write something entertaining and constructive, or don't. Getting rather sick of this tripe.
____

he started it!!!
:)


Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 17:07:55 EDT (#)

I would start questioning why someone feels the need to try and attack people on a failing website to try and make themselves feel better but I don't have the time too many men to chat to la lal la la

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-13 17:07:19 EDT (#)

How about you ALL knock it off and either write something entertaining and constructive, or don't. Getting rather sick of this tripe.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:56:47 EDT (#)

In my vocabulary choad is a term of endearment.




Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 16:50:54 EDT (#)

wow you dont get it do you.
ok master writer please allow me to spell it out. like the all knowing Shlongy said so well below me.

"Flame wars, alters, trolls, beave-shots and Shlongy are the only thing that can save this website."
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I respond to you so you will respond to me, any activity is good activity for ole Uber. Even the word association post is activity.

as for me taking it as a slight, well.. you did call me a choad.
that's not very nice.
did you mean that in a lovey-dovey way?
I'm not really up on all the ney flirt words.

any way if you did get under my skin, I'd just ignore you. We are all for the most part nameles/faceless internet people and what we say doesnt really matter at the end of the day.

it's your serve.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-07-13 16:50:49 EDT (#)

:(

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-07-13 16:50:00 EDT (#)

ITYW, STFU.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:48:07 EDT (#)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 16:28:02 EDT (#)

lame lol
......................

Says the woman who spends more time online conversing with strangers than she does with her brood of offspring. I've heard all about you, my dear. Take care of your kids so their fathers don't have to take care of you.

You'll be the sole reason for the UK passing the one child law like China.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-13 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Flame wars, alters, trolls, beave-shots and Shlongy are the only thing that can save this website.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:38:32 EDT (#)

You really are a dime short, aren't you, son. Last time I lurked was in the 90's when you were probably still suckin mamma's titty. I had an account from early 2000, and to be fair would write circles around you. Fortunately for you, I focus my efforts elsewhere these days.

Taking my previous response to yourself as a slight, dear Fallen? That says more about your character than mine. I didn't come to bust apollos balls, you dimwit. I came to tell my functioning alcoholic friend to pull his socks up and write something that WE can get our teeth into.... You wouldn't understand though, buddy... apollos worst reviews outshine the very best of your stories.

Why is it that being tactless an honest on the internet is called being a troll by clueless idiots like yourself. I'd call people leaving disgusting comments on memorial pages etc. trolls... get some perspective, moron.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 16:28:02 EDT (#)

lame lol

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 16:20:43 EDT (#)

thats more like it, you know after lurking here for twelve years i expected a little better trolling. because that is what you do right?
troll?
I mean you call out an old timer like balloon head who's almost never here, two chicks that dont give any shit unless they are attacked first and some suicidal noob that was probably an alter anyway.
you said it yourself..you made this account to bust Apollos balls.
to troll.

fuck, after a decade you would think you would have evolved into a little more by now.

nice soft ball insult to me, do you think thats going to piss me off?
I've been called worse by better.

damn where's Sico when I need him.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:16:39 EDT (#)

KindaNews....shame you've become old-hat.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 16:10:44 EDT (#)

lol even thorny's alter hates him

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:08:20 EDT (#)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 12:44:06 EDT (#)

lol

someone is on their period.
....................................

I'm taking bets on you missing another 9 of them over the next 12 months, hey, Princess Welfare... lol

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 16:04:36 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 12:40:37 EDT (#)

so..ITYW, if you're you cant stand the users here why even stay? or comment?
are there no other sites for you?
internet's a big place.
..........................

I'm not Captain Thorns. Fuck you!!

Who said anything about disliking the users here, Fallen? The people I've mentioned below are the only users I have any time for, especially apollo. I'm trying to give him some advice, as an old friend and past collaborator would.

I've visited this part of the local internet since 2000 and will continue to do so. Had to set up a new account just to tell fathead to step his game up (can't even remember what email was used when I first signed up here over a decade ago.)

So, Fallen, I guess you're the metro dude who tries to get on with everyone and turns into a moody dick when the girls won't play after you've pulled their hair. Shit job, buddy, but some choad's got to do it.


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 15:56:08 EDT (#)

lol thorny made the ityw alter to call people out and got caught the first day just like bubba and his "niece"

buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what an effeminate moron

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-13 15:40:55 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 14:34:09 CDT (#)

there's only six of us working all of the active users.
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*cue "Master of Puppets" by Metallica

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 15:34:09 EDT (#)

there's only six of us working all of the active users.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-13 15:30:58 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 12:47:48 CDT (#)

thorns is ITYW??
no?
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Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 12:43:31 CDT (#)

Wait... What? Is I'll really Captain Thorns?
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Just read through this post now. I have no idea who ITYW is; he/she is not me. Probably the same person controlling Dan_Ran, whysen, and whatever other alters are running amuck nowadays on here.

To be frank, I don't even know if I can count on more than ten fingers the number of legitimate users still posting as themselves on here. Sad state of Uber.



Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-13 15:02:32 EDT (#)

I keep seeing the title to this post as "Fuck Danger Ranger and several otters".

Otters are dicks.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 13:59:38 EDT (#)

thorns was never that cranky.
he had his moments now and again but this seems a little more venomous

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 13:53:16 EDT (#)

No I said is thorns I'll

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 12:26:53 EDT (#)


That really made you laugh, Kinda?

A few group interventions are needed around here.

Danger needs to realize that she doesn't love him and never will, probably why she fucked off half way round the world.

Peon ought to know by now that her flirtatious banter makes our nads crawl up into our esophagus, making us retch.

Orphelia reads like white trash. Is that what you're aiming for, sugar?

And to the user whose lack of imagination conjured up Bolander needs to get laid or go outside more. Or both. CT.


UGh

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 13:47:48 EDT (#)

thorns is ITYW??
no?

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 13:43:31 EDT (#)

Wait... What? Is I'll really Captain Thorns?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 12:57:58 EDT (#)

lol thorny/ityw doesn't seem to like girls

why are you getting those injections, then?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 12:52:19 EDT (#)

thorny takes estrogen treatments

lol "phoning it in" to ubersite

buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 12:44:06 EDT (#)

lol

someone is on their period.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-13 12:40:37 EDT (#)

so..ITYW, if you're you cant stand the users here why even stay? or comment?
are there no other sites for you?
internet's a big place.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 12:26:53 EDT (#)

That really made you laugh, Kinda?

A few group interventions are needed around here.

Danger needs to realize that she doesn't love him and never will, probably why she fucked off half way round the world.

Peon ought to know by now that her flirtatious banter makes our nads crawl up into our esophagus, making us retch.

Orphelia reads like white trash. Is that what you're aiming for, sugar?

And to the user whose lack of imagination conjured up Bolander needs to get laid or go outside more. Or both. CT.


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 11:55:14 EDT (#)

lol below

"be remembered"

hahahahahaha

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-13 11:38:02 EDT (#)

You've been phoning it in since 2005 or since you moved over here. What you should do now is make like (V)ethod and get the fuck out of here.

People have come and gone over the years because in one way or another they've outgrown this place. Now it's evident that this corner of the internet has outgrown you, 'pollo.

Be remembered as that funny Brit with an edge or be known as that boring British dude who moved to Texas. Your choice, my compadre.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-07-13 09:02:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

who in the name of hermes thrice greatest is 'joe cole back'?

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-07-12 14:33:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Is this guy real, or just a moron?

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-07-12 13:24:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Insightful trivia here, bud.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-12 09:35:51 EDT (#)

that big head can only focus on so many things at once I guess

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-12 09:34:42 EDT (#)



"Oterhs"?

___
And yet he could still spell clamidaphelia. Lol

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-07-12 09:30:25 EDT (#)

Steve Smith is going to be the next big thing!

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-12 09:29:17 EDT (#)

"Oterhs"?

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-12 09:14:01 EDT (#)

Lol you plonker

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-12 09:13:32 EDT (#)

isn't this guy like a greek englishman that lives in texas or some such thing?

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-07-12 09:06:46 EDT (#)

i have no idea what the fuck you just said

Submitted by MickGinny at 2012-07-12 08:53:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck you for using this word: whist.

you should know better.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-12 08:31:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Hey! I have an alter down there!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-07-12 06:00:23 EDT (#)

silly me, you're just Sico aren't you? That explains everything.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-07-12 05:57:43 EDT (#)

Whysenheimer. Are you aware that you're not funny? It's really quite painful seeing you commenting away without a modicum of wit or humour.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-12 05:17:56 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

fuck you pussy

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-07-12 03:50:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for telling Dan Ran the truth. The ozzie woofter

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-07-12 03:50:35 EDT (#)

I would like to thank you again for purchasing Andy Carroll. That's done wonders for our club I must say.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 01:13:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

AUTO +2 "whilst" - "Quiver and quail ye may"

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-11 23:53:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I actually say whilst in conversation.
And Ponting's a filthy nonce.
That is all.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-11 23:47:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've missed you and your silly queen's english

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-11 23:46:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Cunt


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