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Who Wants To See A Wet, Naked Beaver?

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-12 21:01:09 EDT
Rating: -1.3 on 10 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)



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Submitted by simon at 2012-07-26 03:18:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This isn't the same beaver. Your post suggested a singular beaver.

There appears to be three different beavers here.

I propose you re-post this with the amended title "Three naked and wet beavers in various poses"

Just an idea.

Submitted by I'll at 2012-07-19 06:26:03 EDT (#)

You've even plagiarized the filenames, Chad.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-13 19:33:55 EDT (#)

This is still funny. It was funny last time I did it, and it's funny now.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-13 12:41:44 EDT (#)

Where is that roger and bob skit?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 11:57:47 EDT (#)

lol have you been trying to make yourself "stupider" thorny?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-13 11:55:18 EDT (#)

"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."

- CS Lewis

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-13 11:08:06 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

fag below

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-13 10:23:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Gee how original

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-07-13 09:26:41 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

gross.

Submitted by Wickett at 2012-07-13 05:16:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I can't wait to see which direction you go with hairy clam or big cock.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-07-13 05:09:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Not so much 'Oi!' as 'Oy.'

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-07-13 04:17:07 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-13 03:29:06 EDT (#)

I'd rather see a silly shrew

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-13 00:36:41 EDT (#)

You should shoot him and make him into stew. There's good eating on a groundhog.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-13 00:00:18 EDT (#)

well I don't know nothing about a burrow. As far as I know he lives under my shed in a hole he dug to china. I would be defensless from the bunnies and other cute furry things that live under there. That's why they are still there. I don't know how to get to them other then hiring a crane to move the shed, and that ain't gonna happen.

So I figure I will let them live out their days unless there is a zombie apocolypse and I need to use them for food.

The problem with trapping is it is not very rural around here at all, and I would feel bad taking them away from their home. There is only the one groundhog so I figure we are okay baby wise. I've been here 8 years and have only ever had one. I think the poor guy is to fat to get under my fence anymore, so he would probably be dead in a day if I dropped him off in the woods.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 23:53:30 EDT (#)

Is the hog doing damage to your place besides digging holes? Turtle Man used big heavy leather gloves to catch a couple of groundhogs by hand, but I sure as hell wouldn't try it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz0MctqMNhk

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 23:49:20 EDT (#)

she can't here for shit so I just pulled a Bosh and nodded in agreement and did a complicated hand guesture followed by a peace out sign.
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heh

Oh hells yes they could bite! I think you could trap it with a Hav-A-Heart trap placed near the burrow..

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-12 23:48:35 EDT (#)

That sounds like my backyard pet for sure. Hes a pudgy fucker!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 23:46:44 EDT (#)

"The groundhog is the largest sciurid in its geographical range, typically measuring 40 to 65 centimeters (17 to 26 inches) long (including a 15 centimeter tail) and weighing two to four kilograms (4.5 to nine pounds). In areas with fewer natural predators and large quantities of alfalfa, groundhogs can grow to 80 centimeters (32 inches) and 14 kilograms (30 pounds)."

30 LBS of whistle pig!

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-12 23:44:24 EDT (#)

My neighbor used to yelling at me for leaving my dog out overnight. I tried to tell her it was a groundhog or something but she can't here for shit so I just pulled a Bosh and nodded in agreement and did a complicated hand guesture followed by a peace out sign.

I would try to get a pic but during the day he hides under my porch from my dog and I'm pretty sure he would bite me if I got near him. HE'S A WILD AND FERAL BEASTIE!!!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 23:40:16 EDT (#)

A groundhog ran in front of my truck in Kentucky. I had never seen one before but the people in the other truck that stopped to keep from hitting it told me it was a big groundhog. It did look like a beaver too. I wish you could get some photos. I would like to see it!

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-12 23:25:46 EDT (#)

I have some kind of creature living under my shed that resembles your beaver... but it has a poofy tail so idk what the fuck it is....

Do groundhogs get beaver sized???

Anybody??? Anybody???

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-12 22:20:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the good ole GOTCHA! heh

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-12 22:00:28 EDT (#)

Have you ever just wanted to smack a beaver?

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-07-12 21:18:59 EDT (#)

We have those on our nickels because we are progressive and shit.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-12 21:05:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Scott Bolanger AKA "Jeffs" pulled his entire body of work from Uber at 7:32pm. LOL

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-07-12 21:05:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-07-12 21:01:41 EDT (#)

I don't care who ya are, that's funny right there.


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salmon, that's your business. But I'm not gonna take it! Who's with
me?

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