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Chatting With Orphelia

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 14:03:15 EDT
Rating: 1.13 on 19 ratings (36 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

And my hair was just starting to look better too...

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Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-07-24 23:43:25 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

Sounds pretty desperate...

Submitted by Replen at 2012-07-23 17:59:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Did you want whale sperm with that?

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-07-22 00:02:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

It did make me smile.

Submitted by Darth_Famine at 2012-07-21 10:54:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I laughed

:P

+2 for accuracy


Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-20 08:25:40 EDT (#)

I never offered you bus money, you're scotish you would have spent it on beer or fried mars bars.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 06:32:50 EDT (#)

I dunno :( something will pop up ;)

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2012-07-20 06:24:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

No she isn't. Are you not going back after summer? What are you going to do next?

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 06:17:57 EDT (#)

Yeah um finished at nursery though but not got new job yet. Trained the new woman up and she better than me :(

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2012-07-20 06:11:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is that cos of school holidays?

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 06:04:36 EDT (#)

Thanks for pointing out as of end of today I don't have a job :(

Lol

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2012-07-20 05:50:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We do so have buses. Not only buses - MEGABUSES.

You are fine at correspondence, I mean you've got six kids, three pugs, a fiance and a few toyboys to look after - it's a miracle you manage to communicate at all. FALLEN should be grateful for what he gets and not wheenge about it.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 05:31:39 EDT (#)

FJ you're so mean. Anyway I think fallen is poiting out - anyone who knows me gets it - I'm useless at correspondence. It's always on my mental list of things to do but I never seem to get round to it.


Plus I think he wanted the chance to draw that canny looking skull.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 05:29:38 EDT (#)

They don't have buses in Scotland.

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-07-20 05:16:14 EDT (#)

Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-07-20 04:51:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

totally!!!!!!!!!1one eleven won.......


it's the ! without the shift key, like if I was losing my shit and pushing the exclamation point like a child and let my finger off the shift key and kept pushing the key that makes both an exclamation point and the number one. it indicates sarcasm in internet jargon.

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Who pissed in your honey kix?

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2012-07-20 04:54:00 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Remember the time you emailed me (how the fuck you got my email address I'll never know - it's an old one though, so don't try to get in touch again) and you were like 'oh my god fj I've not heard from her in three days. Have you? Do you know where she is? Have you got her phone number? Can you call her? Do you know where she lives? If I buy you a ticket will you get the bus to her house and see if she's alive?' Ha.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-07-20 04:51:16 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

totally!!!!!!!!!1one eleven won.......


it's the ! without the shift key, like if I was losing my shit and pushing the exclamation point like a child and let my finger off the shift key and kept pushing the key that makes both an exclamation point and the number one. it indicates sarcasm in internet jargon.

Submitted by SPECIALk at 2012-07-20 04:29:46 EDT (#)

oh dear

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-07-20 04:09:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Pity rating. Go in peace, my son.

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-07-20 03:04:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

heh

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-20 01:52:13 EDT (#)

What happened to flackys post?
I messaged you flack anyway on fb

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-20 01:24:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-07-19 23:35:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm kinda digging the cobwebs here.

I do think it's a tragedy that she leads you on as she does. I can just see you waiting patiently by your monitor, waiting for that moment when she appears again...

Actually, that sounds a little pathetic. I'm sorry. It's not really your fault, you see. It's all HER fault! She's the one who promises tomorrows that never come! She's the bad person here...

Fucking tease. Harlots have no shame, especially not Uber harlots.
You would do well to remember that, my friend.

Okay, I'm done. I just started typing and this is what became of it. I'll apologize when I'm sober.

Submitted by (Brotherbabycakes) at 2012-07-19 23:20:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Is this a warning?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 17:29:17 EDT (#)

oh no never, not once. nope you never have.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-19 17:22:22 EDT (#)

I have never used a single goddamn jesus jollyrancher christ yanky doodle dandy word ever, homeslice

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 17:17:21 EDT (#)

I gave you yank words in trade.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-19 17:15:44 EDT (#)

Submitted by Flack at 2012-07-19 16:45:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


At least she talks to you.
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AHA!!!

fallen just steals my words :(

Submitted by Flack at 2012-07-19 16:45:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

At least she talks to you.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-07-19 16:40:36 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

fascinating

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-07-19 16:12:54 EDT (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 14:14:51 EDT (#)

worst evarrrrrrr e-communicator, damned lucky you're cute.


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And if my poop smiley face picture didn't make you barf, this surely should!

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-07-19 15:37:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 14:15:37 EDT (#)

tomorrow, got it. Ill go wait by my monitor. :P

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-07-19 14:14:51 EDT (#)

worst evarrrrrrr e-communicator, damned lucky you're cute.

Submitted by Professional_Peon at 2012-07-19 14:14:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

At least the face eating zombies didn't get you.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-19 14:08:09 EDT (#)

Ps totally mail you tomorrow! ;)

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-07-19 14:06:43 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh fucking lol no one here will believe I'm the worlds worst e communicator!



Marge: I know we didn't ask for this, Homer, but doesn't the Bible
say, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brothers, that you
do unto me...?"

Homer: Yes, but doesn't the Bible also say, "Thou shalt not take
moochers into thy hut?"

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