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Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-16 19:19:48 EDT
Rating: 1.67 on 20 ratings (31 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

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Submitted by Bob_Dole at 2012-11-13 03:45:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Bob Dole gives this the Bob Dole award for... um... lemme look in the bucket here... well Bob Dole is out of awards for interesting stuff so the best Bob Dole has is: 'Nice Hair'.

Submitted by Progr3ss at 2012-10-17 08:32:21 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

+1 would log in after 5 years again to rate.

Submitted by Mountain at 2012-10-10 14:30:18 EDT (#)

Yup. Still look like Robert Englund. But you've lost a lot more hair since I saw you last.

Submitted by Caulaincourt at 2012-09-27 15:38:40 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by rob_berg at 2012-09-20 23:15:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


SWEET DRAWING.

If there is anything I miss about this dump it's doing random shit like this.

Well that and being able to blather on incessantly when the mood hit - arguing with assholes and idiots for hours. God bless all of those wasted hours.

Good times were had.
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You sound as boring as you were back then.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-21 08:30:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Yes, it is...and they were.

But that's ancient history.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2012-09-20 23:15:42 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


SWEET DRAWING.

If there is anything I miss about this dump it's doing random shit like this.

Well that and being able to blather on incessantly when the mood hit - arguing with assholes and idiots for hours. God bless all of those wasted hours.

Good times were had.

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2012-09-19 13:54:29 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Some liberties were taken with the number of hairs on your head.
You should thank the generous artist.

And thank him that there wasn't a sun drawn in the picture, to reflect off your dome and blind us.

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2012-09-14 15:20:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Love it.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2012-09-01 17:32:20 EDT (#)

yeah, the clap.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-01 13:20:05 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I can give you somethin'...

Submitted by Whore of Babylon at 2012-09-01 13:02:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I got nothing.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-01 08:44:39 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Same ol' thing...every day...one day closer to retirement and pissing away my millions.

Submitted by kai070169 at 2012-09-01 07:19:30 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Hey what's up you piece of shit.

Submitted by zach at 2012-08-20 16:31:14 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-17 18:16:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Kicker of all eejit asses

Cool by me babe

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-17 14:25:57 EDT (#)

How's life in that studio apartment workin' out for you, Director? Are you accustomed to the stench yet?

Submitted by Director at 2012-08-17 13:34:28 EDT (#)

Black shoes and white socks: check.

Hook nose: check.

Bald head: check.

Beady eyes: check.

Pathetic look at me, I'm cool, you can tell by my "Fuck you" attitude: check.

Mutant body: check.

Kids, if it looks like a shlongy, and it smells like a shlongy, it must be a shlongy. Then again it might just be some creepy old fuck who hangs around the internet hoping to get laid.

Wait. Right. That's Shlongy. My bad.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-17 13:07:47 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I don't know where you came up with that psychobabblebullshit, below, but it's eerily accurate.

Submitted by Yes at 2012-08-17 10:59:22 EDT (#)

Spatulate: These fingers indicate predominance of the intellect; people with spatulate fingers tend to be witty and interesting, with many layers to their personalities. They are also serious workaholics and can be obsessed with success — but they always make time for serious adventure.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-17 10:13:29 EDT (#)

That picture is disturbing on several levels

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-17 09:22:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2012-08-17 08:39:52 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Its friday and its something that isn't Canadian. Relative +2

Submitted by pen_name at 2012-08-17 03:44:10 EDT (#)


Submitted by WiKi at 2012-08-16 23:40:04 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Does what it says.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-16 23:03:45 EDT (#)

i wonder what you scratched out?

let me run this through the UberTranslator®:

"Dear Shlongy,
Please send the 8x10 autographed glossy as promised as trade for the seventeen hours of work on my computer program that turns real photos into caricatures to make me seem like I have actual artistic talent. I haven't masturbated since our last argument sent me into a homosexual frenzy!
xoxo Rob Berg
PS Would you pleeeease respond to my friend request already? It's been almost four minutes!"

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-08-16 22:52:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

hells yeah

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-16 22:02:09 EDT (#)

I'm trying to take it even lower....

Submitted by Doodles at 2012-08-16 21:37:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

This is what uber is now. I'm cool with that.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2012-08-16 21:19:18 EDT (#)

Picture Title: 'Charlie Brown At 40'

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-08-16 19:24:01 EDT (#)

You've never looked so good, man.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-16 19:19:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Don't blame Shlongy...


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Grampa: What?

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