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The Truth Will Set You Free.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 09:31:54 EDT
Rating: 0.47 on 18 ratings (41 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I think I finally have closure.

I have finally moved on and acquired peace. I am no longer mournful for my merely ostensible loss, and now appreciate what I have gained. At last, I see the silver lining; the sun is shining warm on my face. I can now close this window and open the door to my new reality, for you have allowed me to see that it exists without you.

Contrariwise, I have a pleasant existence in this life because of my time with you. My quality of life improved by being without you, as much if not more than it did by spending time with you.

Truly, you taught me so much. You taught me to - and made me - cook. You demonstrated how to be tough...you taught me sweet MMA moves, and explained how not to take everything so seriously all the time. You inspired me to bake. You taught me how to fish. I'm reaping freedom from the truth you've sown...freedom from sadness, freedom from self-doubt, freedom from all of the weakness, ignorance, and inability that was hampering me.

And perhaps best of all, you proved that unconditional love is totally worth it...that it's okay to let go sometimes, because love is never so vain as to expect love in return. Before you, I wasn't sure I possessed the capacity to love that way, but there are no doubts in my mind now. I learned so much about love by spending time with you, and for that, I thank you.

You know how I feel about you. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, or at least in a hundred ways. I keep my promises, just like you kept yours. The honesty between us always has been infallible. It's because of this honesty that I know you'll understand why I can't be "just friends" anymore. You and I both know that it's better for both of us this way. Or at the very least, you know it's better for me this way.

In spirit, I'll always be your friend. I'll always have your back. I can root for you in the distance, from afar. And I do. I wish you the best. I can be happy for you because I am happy myself. I think we both know that for everything I'm losing by not seeing you, I'm gaining more. I'm not the love of your life; I'm the love of someone else's life, and you know I deserve every ounce of love I give.

Thanks to the truth you never failed to give me, I see it all so clearly now.

Thank you for setting me free, friend.


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Submitted by Sage at 2012-09-20 23:48:39 EDT (#)

A woman got breast implants made out of wood yesterday.

It would be great if this "joke" had a punch line, wooden tit?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-31 02:50:43 EDT (#)

kytc≤µ .jhvht,jhg

Submitted by DaBeast at 2012-08-30 12:52:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Would you also like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony while wielding a coke bottle like you're gonna stab someone in the neck with it? If so, I'll vote for you twice!


Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-27 09:01:08 EDT (#)

Puts the "phag" in "Sphagnum", below.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2012-08-26 20:23:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Needs more Vag

Submitted by Poots at 2012-08-24 20:31:09 EDT (#)

Poopy.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2012-08-24 10:54:45 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

We are all one and blah blah bullshit bullshit

Submitted by lungfish at 2012-08-24 01:54:13 EDT (#)

que?

Submitted by Bestmate at 2012-08-23 16:45:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Boys, do you like my funny smile?

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-08-23 01:31:46 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Your search - I THERNK I FERNERLER HERV CLERSER. - did not match any documents.


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-08-22 21:17:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 19:20:25 EDT (#)

ERVERN FLO
THERGHTS ERERV LERK BERTERFLERS ER
HER DERNT KNER
SER HER CHERSERS THERM ERWER
SERMAHDER YERT
HERL BERGERN HERS LERF ERGERN
WHERSPERIN HERNDS
GERNTLER LERD HERM ERWER
HERM ERWER, HERM ERWER... YER

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Yeah, it works.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-08-22 19:18:01 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 19:15:09 EDT (#)

The "were" is in reference to Layne Staley and Eddie Vedder. Staley died of an overdose years ago and Vedder is one of the few lucky ones who is now clean, at least I think/hope he is.

The past tense also applies to your theory about me. We all have unhealthy addictions at some point in our lives, don't we? :)

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-22 18:30:39 EDT (#)

am addicted.

not really, just like it.

bit like your 'addiction' to Simon.


Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2012-08-22 17:57:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-08-22 17:00:12 EDT (#)

lol @ apollo

http://ermahgerd.jmillerdesign.com/#!/translate

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 16:57:01 EDT (#)

Does Sage really shave her fish whistle?

Who's asking?

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 16:56:17 EDT (#)

*or were addicted, as it...were.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 16:55:56 EDT (#)

Seriousl question for you, Apollo: is this how you speak?

If so, you now have two things in common with Layne Staley and Eddie Vedder: you're all addicted to opiates, and you all over-enunciate your R's.

Either way, what you wrote below is hilarious. I mean, I LOL'ed.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-22 16:32:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I THERNK I FERNERLER HERV CLERSER.
I HERV FERNERLER MAHVERD ERN ERND ERCQERERD PERC. I ERM NER LINER MAHRNFERL FER MAH MAHRERLER ERSTERNSERBL LERS, ERND NER ERPRERCERT WHERT I HERV GERNERD. ERT LERST, I SER DA SERLVER LERNIN; DA SERN ERS SHERNIN WERM ERN MAH FERC. I CERN NER CLERS THERS WERNDER ERND ERPERN DA DER TER MAH NERW RERLERTER, FER U HERV ERLERERD MAH TER SER THERT ERT ERXERSTS WERTHERT U.

CERNTRERERWERS, I HERV A PLERSERNT ERXERSTERNC ERN THERS LERF BERCERS ERF MAH TERM WERTH U. MAH QERLERTER ERF LERF ERMPRERVERD BER BIN WERTHERT U, ERS MAHCH ERF NERT MAHR THERN ERT DERD BER SPERNDIN TERM WERTH U.

TRERLER, U TERGHT MAH SER MAHCH. U TERGHT MAH TER - ERND MAHD MAH - CERK. U DERMAHNSTRERTERD HER TER BER TERGHER TERGHT MAH SWERT M MAHVERS, ERND ERXPLERNERD HER NERT TER TERK ERVERERTHIN SER SERERSLER ERL DA TERM. U ERNSPERERD MAH TER BERK. U TERGHT MAH HER TER FERSH. ERM RERPIN FRERDERM FRERM DA TRERTH YERV SERNFRERDERM FRERM SERDNERS, FRERDERM FRERM SERLFDERBT, FRERDERM FRERM ERL ERF DA WERKNERS, ERGNERERNC, ERND ERNERBERLERTER THERT WERS HERMPERIN MAH.

ERND PERHERPS BERST ERF ERL, U PRERVERD THERT ERNCERNDERTERNERL LERV ERS TERTERLER WERTH ERTHERT ERTS ERKER TER LERT GER SERMAHTERMAHS, BERCERS LERV ERS NERVER SER VERN ERS TER ERXPERCT LERV ERN RERTERN. BERFER U, I WERSNT SER I PERSERSERD DA CERPERCERTER TER LERV THERT WER, BERT THER ER NER DERBTS ERN MAH MAHND NER. I LERNERD SER MAHCH ERBERT LERV BER SPERNDIN TERM WERTH U, ERND FER THERT, I THERNK U.

U KNER HER I FERL ERBERT U. ERF ERV SERD ERT ERNC ERV SERD ERT A HERNDRERD TERMAHS, ER ERT LERST ERN A HERNDRERD WERS. I KERP MAH PRERMAHSERS, JERST LERK U KERPT YERS. DA HERNERSTER BERTWERN ERS ERLWERS HERS BERN ERNFERLERBL. ERTS BERCERS ERF THERS HERNERSTER THERT I KNER YERL ERNDERSTERND WHER I CERNT BER "JERST FRERNDS" ERNERMAHR. U ERND I BERTH KNER THERT ERTS BERTER FER BERTH ERF ERS THERS WER. ER ERT DA VERER LERST, U KNER ERTS BERTER FER MAH THERS WER.

ERN SPERERT, ERL ERLWERS BER YER FRERND. ERL ERLWERS HERV YER BERCK. I CERN RERT FER U ERN DA DERSTERNC, FRERM ERFER. ERND I DER. I WERSH U DA BERST. I CERN BER HERPER FER U BERCERS I ERM HERPER MAHSERLF. I THERNK WER BERTH KNER THERT FER ERVERERTHIN ERM LERSIN BER NERT SIN U, ERM GERNIN MAHR. ERM NERT DA LERV ERF YER LERF; ERM DA LERV ERF SERMAHN ERLSERS LERF, ERND U KNER I DERSERV ERVERER ERNC ERF LERV I GERV.

THERNKS TER DA TRERTH U NERVER FERLERD TER GERV MAH, I SER ERT ERL SER CLERLER NER.
THERNK U FER SERTIN MAH FRER, FRERND.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-22 15:25:33 EDT (#)

hag below

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-22 15:05:07 EDT (#)

Seriously embarrassing eejit below.. wah ha ha..

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-22 12:22:40 EDT (#)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-22 09:53:24 EDT (#)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-08-21 18:03:37 CDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pulsehead is shitter than here.
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If you don't like it, then either improve it or leave.
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thorny can do both at once! he's a multi-tasker!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-22 10:12:03 EDT (#)

Pulsehead is for dicksmokers.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-22 09:53:24 EDT (#)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-08-21 18:03:37 CDT (#)
Rating: -2

Pulsehead is shitter than here.
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If you don't like it, then either improve it or leave. That goes for Uber too.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-22 08:18:23 EDT (#)

It's a post, bop.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-08-21 23:47:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

What the hell is this crap?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-08-21 19:03:37 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-21 14:53:38 BST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 08:35:43 CDT (#)

This is an OLLLLLD post of mine that got published on another forum some 3 years ago.
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That "other forum" isn't quite dead, yet, you know. Could use some of your flair over there.

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Pulsehead is shitter than here.

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-21 17:06:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Also...cooking awesome

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-21 17:04:30 EDT (#)

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-21 15:37:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

i can relate sweetz had a feelin u myt be eating *geezer pie* aww babe keep ur chins up ;) i'll be on later after i soak my fat self in the washtub.. hope i don't fall thru.. prob drop the kids in the pool n call it.. i'm brewing! smell mmmy finger luv! ta for now the blokes on kidshield since sunday last so we got limits :( woo i'm out a breath!!


UberTranslator®

Submitted by Merlina at 2012-08-21 15:37:34 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Tough to be 'just friends' in this situation..

Been there. Take the positives and its a great growing tool.

Hug


Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 15:09:12 EDT (#)

You're so vain - I bet you think this post is about you.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-08-21 14:54:42 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

I never asked you to write 6 installments about me. And...nothing really. It wouldn't take very much to get 6 more installments, but that would just be plain mean and I lack the ability to be plainly mean :)

Tootles.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-21 11:52:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

lol this was fucking awful

Submitted by Floyd Wooderson at 2012-08-21 11:42:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

If you remove the idea/notion that this is about a person, it's really good.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-08-21 11:13:13 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-21 07:19:25 PDT (#)

if this is about Sico, you need to take a long hard look at your life.
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heh.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 10:34:38 EDT (#)

LOL @ below. I actually recently compared the subject of this post to radiation, as in, it's toxic in anything other than minute doses.

Also LOL @ the Uberboard. I'm glad someone took note of the latest in vag terminology.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-21 10:19:25 EDT (#)

if this is about Sico, you need to take a long hard look at your life.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-08-21 09:53:38 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 08:35:43 CDT (#)

This is an OLLLLLD post of mine that got published on another forum some 3 years ago.
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That "other forum" isn't quite dead, yet, you know. Could use some of your flair over there.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-21 09:35:43 EDT (#)

This is an OLLLLLD post of mine that got published on another forum some 3 years ago.

I'm posting it here because Uber is semi-boring and instead of complaining I'd rather contribute, in my own way of course.


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy