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Has Wisher drowned? Can aliens even swim?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-28 21:16:43 EDT
Rating: 1.07 on 15 ratings (49 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I know her grotesque bulgy eyed features are reminiscent of some aquatic creature but theriously, has she been swept off Dolphin Island where her trailer is?

I like watching storms on TV, safe and sound with a glass of a delightful NZ Sauv Blanc a little kush.

It was pretty cool when Hurricane Ike back in 2008 was coming, having a street party and watching the news as the storm came in.

The calm before the storm, the winds picking up, going out to inspect damage when the eye came over and everything became spookily calm. The power going out at 10pm then not coming back on for three fucking weeks in Houston, in summer. Wall coverings peeled off, hard wood floors warped due to no A/C.

Ah, memories. I never did find my satellite dish.

Looks like rain will be the main issue in no'rleeans as this bitch is going to hang around longer than Electro at a jelly bean party.

TWC said that the power is out at Hillbilly Island where Wisher first landed, so we won't know if she's alive for several hours. The champagne's on ice.




you used to have to hover to see these and the hover never worked on safari for me ps I secretly want to rape wisher. for science.jpg
you used to have to hover to see these and the hover never worked on safari for me ps I secretly want to rape wisher. for science.jpg


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Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:50:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey at 2012-09-01 19:35:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Meant to +2 that....

Submitted by lowsodiummonkey at 2012-09-01 19:34:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Nice file name.

Submitted by loki at 2012-09-01 15:47:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

comments have scroll bars on them now
WTF is Bart up to with that?

cheers old bean
it's just humid as shit here or as we think of it "summer"

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-31 03:05:10 EDT (#)

yay!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-31 02:53:45 EDT (#)

Working a shitty night shift job are we Whysie? Look how well life turned out for you!

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-31 02:42:24 EDT (#)

loves bubba below

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-31 02:07:11 EDT (#)

What I've got is a strong dislike for unfunny people, hence Bubba and Whyseie both leave me bored.

Seeing Whysie banging away at a pop culture reference that is neither popular or cultural is desperately unfunny.

I'd sooner go to a Michael Macintyre gig than talk to either of them.

Submitted by Wisher at 2012-08-31 00:27:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Haha. I should check Uber more oft. ~~~ Good to see you’re still around & still as "funny challenged" as in days of yore, Helium Head. We only had high winds/lots of rain.

{“Ah, memories. I never did find my satellite dish.”}

Possiby the eliptical gravitational pull of your homo~humongoloid head sent it sailing off into the stratosphere, which would account for the unusual weather changes of late. ~~~~kisses W

PS: That restraining order is still in effect. Also, would you tilt your head east? ..... thanks, my cell phone now has five bars.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-08-30 19:48:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Redskies seems to have a Bubba fetish.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-30 19:46:46 EDT (#)

no Brian, gayswholikegays come to your bedsit all the time.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-08-30 16:55:51 EDT (#)

I go to gayswholikeguys all the time.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-08-30 15:17:45 EDT (#)

jesus i think limpet has gone round the bend

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:56:37 EDT (#)

Also, you are fat

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:45:19 EDT (#)

Ok shortdick. Whatever you say shortdick. Isnt it about time you were off to cry yourself to sleep or play counterstrike again?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:26:10 EDT (#)

Now what are you talking about? Have you been keeping secret files on me? You need better intelligence gathering equipment. And material, because you are Bubbaesque


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:22:19 EDT (#)

Reckon that hit a bit close to the mark there Whysie. Why not log into one of your other alter accounts?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:16:37 EDT (#)

I'm most flattered that you remember pictures of me. Are you a fan of anyone else as well?

Who is Mr Limpet btw? Is he some Americunt thing? Is it something that amuses you?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:12:36 EDT (#)

I'd get a picture of you only I don't go to www.gayswholikeguys.com

I'm sure there's a reason you don't have a picture of yourself on uber

Is it because you're very handsome?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:00:58 EDT (#)

or boys. I'm not judging.



















I'll let the courts do that.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 14:00:26 EDT (#)

you still sound like Bubba btw. That's probably one of the things that's putting off the women.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 13:59:47 EDT (#)

Ah, the short dicked gobbler of cock is all embarrassed now aren't you Whysie?

Oh dear oh dear.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 13:26:13 EDT (#)

are you single Whysenheimer?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 10:10:12 EDT (#)

Dervel. Top 4, bottom 4 predictions please.


Chelsea
Man City
Man Utd
Arsenal


Aston Villa
Norwich
Southampton
Reading

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-08-30 10:07:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Top 4!

Best comment in years. Hilarious.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-30 10:01:30 EDT (#)

wtf is the dribbling auld fool going on about?

ref footy - top 4.


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 03:54:09 EDT (#)

Old people shouldn't write 'lol'. No one should write 'lol.'

Also, are you accusing me of chronophilia?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 03:51:38 EDT (#)

I have no idea what you're talking about. Are you having a spastic attack?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-30 01:57:15 EDT (#)

Same tenuous grip on reality. Same deep failure to understand humour. I'm diagnosing Bubbaitis. That's a chronic condition I'm afraid.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-29 15:52:03 EDT (#)

You sound just like Bubba. That's never a compliment.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-29 13:20:52 EDT (#)

What pictures are you bleating on about? Who are you again?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2012-08-29 12:19:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Jon Stewart made a Bar Mitzvah joke about Hurricane Isaac on the Daily Show last night (Mazel tov Yitschak, you are now a hurricane in the eyes of God) that actually got laughs. In Tampa.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-08-29 11:02:30 EDT (#)

It's Nawlins, or NOLA, not "no'rleeans".

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-29 09:24:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'd like to talk football now Apollo, now we know Wisher isn't neck deep in hurricane water (that's about 3 inches btw).

Have you actually got any wingers who are deserving of the shirt? Do you think this season is going to be "Your Year"?


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-29 09:21:32 EDT (#)

what was the name of that guy at your work Sico who knows how to do his job? Don't you call him "library" or something equally witty. Tell me, do you call your bald colleague 'baldy'?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-08-29 09:20:28 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

junior chemist humour below

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-08-29 08:27:01 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Insightful...you write...like me.

Submitted by St.Giles at 2012-08-29 08:08:03 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-08-29 01:02:01 EDT (#)

Yes, she has gone to a higher elevation off the island. She says she "would have stayed put if not for the kitties"!!


Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-29 00:17:57 EDT (#)

@roadsong

Oh good, she's ok.

Yeah, the eye is off shore in the gulf, still sucking up water and energy.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-29 00:17:02 EDT (#)

Weather Channel has gone down. Weird.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-08-29 00:16:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wisher says that for the first time EVER, the storm is getting worse since hitting land.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-08-28 23:56:32 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

"longer than Electro at a jelly bean party."
+2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-08-28 23:55:52 EDT (#)

This is also a huge storm. With tropical force winds extending nearly 200 miles from the center and a slow track, this has the potential to bring devastating flooding. Not to mention that the track of the storm is helping to push massive amounts of water up the Mississippi River basin (which includes N.O.).

This should be a good test of post-Katrina levee strengthening.

Hope the folks down there tuck in tight and hang on. The next 24 hours are going to be a rough ride.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-28 23:38:06 EDT (#)

don't be seduced by the cat 1.

it has essentially stopped and will be there for 20 hours. TS Allison did that in Houston, mass flooding. 94% of all deaths by Tropical Cyclone in USA have been by drowning.

But still, perspective, its not Katrina, but low lying non-levee protected places are still getting a dangerous pounding.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-28 23:11:39 EDT (#)

Actually just seen that Dauphin Island, one end, is under water. Hope its not the poor end. :(


Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-08-28 22:57:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

We got 2 or 3 inches of rain from the "outer bands" today and I'm already sick of it.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-28 21:33:08 EDT (#)

also, lol

http://m.fanfiction.net/u/3448592/apollo88

obviously that is not me, the quality of the work is far too high, there never used to be many apollo88's on the interwebs to the point where I stopped using it on other sites in case the uber stalkers followed me (at the height of the kristen_fetish, method et al shenanigans), it wouldn't do to link my masterpieces here to the horse porn blogs I frequent.

now there's lots of them, even a quite famous gamer dude by the looks of it.

interesting only to me. thanks for listening.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-08-28 21:17:51 EDT (#)

huh, why are edits moderated but not posts? Don't get it.

Edited to add the ? in the title.



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They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbor --

Homer: Shut up, Flanders.

Flanders:
Okely-dokely-do.

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