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Submitted by Merlina at 2012-09-14 18:50:32 EDT
Rating: 0.0 on 12 ratings (98 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Not only is the formatting of Ubersite absolutely, utterly shite.. its just..... well its not what it was, Bart..

I see no need to write anything of worth as its not going to be appreciated here.

I see no need to put any daft brain thoughts (rambling as they may be) as this place is full of people that I would quite honestly avoid in the normal world - years ago we would all meet up. Now..? Trolls, kids.. no idea what they are but... too many eejits and too few posts with any quality. Bart.. be honest.

Its over really. Move on.

Not what it was

Ciao all the nice ones.

Peace out. And -2 fecking die. -2namie. -2 needs more rape.



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Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-10-04 09:17:34 EDT (#)

get a new name and post

Submitted by Floyd Wooderson at 2012-10-04 02:34:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Wisdom title. Right place and time.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 04:33:18 EDT (#)

I'm not guessing Whysie…

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 04:27:40 EDT (#)

i had the same guess for your ielts score

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 04:02:19 EDT (#)

Whysie, I'm guessing your 'lucky' number is three.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 04:01:07 EDT (#)

indeed, limpet

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 03:58:11 EDT (#)

Indeed Wildman. Indeed.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 03:53:13 EDT (#)

lol

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-09-20 03:22:52 EDT (#)

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 03:10:42 EDT (#)

Whysenheimer

How many of the following are correct:

i.Whysenheimer is single.
ii.Whysenheimer is paid below the national average in his country.
iii.Whysenheimer is not happy with his lot in life.

Out of three please.
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three

oh wait this is about whysenhymen

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 03:15:21 EDT (#)

i can just picture you in that ridiculous panama hat, so nice and clean before the ridicule


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 03:10:42 EDT (#)

Whysenheimer

How many of the following are correct:

i.Whysenheimer is single.
ii.Whysenheimer is paid below the national average in his country.
iii.Whysenheimer is not happy with his lot in life.

Out of three please.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 03:08:27 EDT (#)

like your school days, eh limpet?

what a brave little man you were!

brava limpet, brava!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 03:01:18 EDT (#)

Jake the snake? Really?

How embarrassing for you.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 02:57:49 EDT (#)

r u still jakethesnake.at.tinywangs.net?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 02:51:04 EDT (#)

Whysie, you've got my email address, send me your CV and I'll see what I can do.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 02:47:41 EDT (#)

I'm not fighting with you Whysie. I'm trying to help you.

And as for your misquotation, it doesn't bother me in the slightest. Some of us moved on since they were 13. Let's see if we can bring you into the ranks of functioning adults shall we?

Have you got a significant other? Do they make you happy?
What's the last job you applied for? When did you last apply for a job? Are you truly happy in the job you have now?
When was the last time you felt happy for a friend or relative who'd got something they wanted?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 02:44:21 EDT (#)

now you're not even trying, limpet

"oh my beautiful, beautiful gay boy"

discuss

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 02:39:14 EDT (#)

There's nothing funny about shit jobs that you can't escape.

We could get other people to help too Whysie if you'd rather an American perspective.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 02:35:23 EDT (#)

lol

(nothing funny happened below)

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 02:32:50 EDT (#)

Whysie, recycling other people's comments since 2006.

The only troll who has stayed since The Great Shutdown, and he's reduced to saying "no you are!" and "lol" when nothing funny has happened.

We've got to fix your personality problems before we can get you a job with sensible working hours. Wouldn't you like to see the sun again Whysie?

Let's have a look at your CV, I bet you've got all sorts of easily fixable mistakes. Ooh ooh, have you written that you like hip hop music? That's a classic mistake.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-20 02:17:03 EDT (#)

lol grammar insult

THANKS FOR THE ADVICE BUBBA

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-20 01:58:03 EDT (#)

Your grammar has gone to shit Whysie. It must be hard to type through the tears.

Submitted by loki at 2012-09-19 18:37:51 EDT (#)

It's BLOCKED at my work
those fuckers

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)

i'm sorry limpet, i forgot you were there

what were you bleating about the roots of your social dysfunction?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)

I'll wait until you're ready to get the help you so obviously need.

I'm off now to cook dinner for my wife, open a bottle of wine and talk about all the things we did today.

Love

Redskies

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 15:07:18 EDT (#)

but we're forgetting your king, limpet, who graced us with that magisterial and plagiarized farewell

to you, orgasmafag, on this, merlina's special day:

there was a fat cunt named merlina
who shat from her hairy vagina
she wasn't concerned
except when it burned
and gave her such nasty angina

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 15:02:08 EDT (#)

I've dealt with some fairly tragic individuals before so I feel qualified to talk some sense into you

When did you first start using the opposite of humour as a defence?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 15:00:06 EDT (#)

you sound like you know what you're talking about, limpet

open up, son

(you've heard those very words before, i suspect)

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 14:56:34 EDT (#)

Were the other boys cruel to you? Is that why you hide in the shadowa now? So that no one can point and laugh at you?

The first step is acceptance. Let's see if you can be brave and make that first little step.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-19 14:55:03 EDT (#)

*grabs a chair and popcorn*

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 14:52:53 EDT (#)

i'll bet you've made a few girls laugh, haven't you limpet?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 14:48:52 EDT (#)

Have you ever made a woman laugh Whysie? I mean honestly, not a pitying chuckle but a real laugh? I bet you haven't. That's why you're so bitter and unfulfilled.

Do you need a cup of tea and a nice chat about how we can turn your life around?

We'll start you on a nice diet. Maybe give you a few books to read that will make you a better person.

Seriously, let's fix you. What do you say?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 14:41:14 EDT (#)

lol king of the fags below

sorry limpet

you'll always be number two

Submitted by Orgasmatron at 2012-09-19 13:59:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

We'll always have Paris, darling.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 13:39:47 EDT (#)

You mean better than you in every respect?

Go and say something amusing. Give it a go you fat cunt.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-19 13:06:50 EDT (#)

merlina is a moron, limpet

you of all people should know this

stock in trade and all that

"my boy, my beautiful beautiful gay boy!" lol

how mortifying. no wonder you're turned out thus

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-19 02:46:09 EDT (#)

hang on whysie, are you flirting with Merlina or picking on her? A little bit of both? What's next, you'll threaten to pull her pigtails?


Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-09-18 17:05:45 EDT (#)

Fare thee well, Merlina.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-18 15:40:13 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

waaaaaaaaaah ubersite was mean to me!

waaaaaaaaaah everyone didn't kiss my arse!

waaaaaaaaaah bart should take it off line cause i'm a whiny cunt!

waaaaaaaaaah i'll lurk every day until he does

lol stfu you gorganic harridan

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-18 14:16:28 EDT (#)

Fuck off this shit is still top of the front page?
*dies*

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-18 12:21:52 EDT (#)

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-09-17 23:37:01 PDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-17 13:52:51 PDT (#)

You can't leave...the plants will all die.
____________

I love this quote. Though I think it may be worded wrong.

~~~~~

SUCCULENT DEATH WILL BE YOUR FAULT IF YOU LEAVE!!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:30:32 EDT (#)

I'm sorry Dervel, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how iodine deficient you are.

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 10:24:39 EDT (#)

I'm from the Fens as much as you're a Cumbrian. Stoopid.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:24:17 EDT (#)

just put your wand away Fallen. You're scaring the younglings.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-18 10:20:03 EDT (#)

see Red gets me.
I'm a wizard, 'arry!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:13:36 EDT (#)

A wizard never punctuates, nor does he spellcheck, he writes precisely what he means to.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-18 10:10:43 EDT (#)

the laws of grammer do not apply to me.
Spelling, punctuation...these are for lesser men.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:10:40 EDT (#)

That should be an em dash, not that hyphen you used.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:09:54 EDT (#)

Site and layout © 2012 Ubersite ® - So no stealing Bart's awesome layout!


you cheeky fenmonkey bastard!



Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:09:08 EDT (#)

was your comment the one about big black cocks?

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 10:07:11 EDT (#)

I've put a sarcastic comment on the Uberboard. Bart is going to cry. Chortle!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:05:31 EDT (#)

What about apostrophes, Fallen?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-18 10:05:01 EDT (#)

commas are the devils work, like flush toilets and candles. Derv is cautious of such things.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:01:55 EDT (#)

You can't expect a little kid to get the hang of commas, oxford or otherwise.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 10:01:08 EDT (#)

I think Apollo is a bin daddy.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-18 10:00:20 EDT (#)

LOL at "fenmonkey"

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 09:58:30 EDT (#)

What's a "bin daddy"?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 09:57:44 EDT (#)

how did it fall off the fridge into the bin daddy?

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 09:55:45 EDT (#)

As well you should be, it's brilliant.

Here, let me stick it on the fridge for you.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 09:42:16 EDT (#)

Extremely proud.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 09:42:08 EDT (#)

MAGNUM OPUS

I'm very proud of my uber work.

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 09:40:20 EDT (#)

CATALOGUE OF WORK!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 09:11:19 EDT (#)

fenmonkey below.

Submitted by Dervel at 2012-09-18 09:10:17 EDT (#)

It's shepherd's not sailors.

Catalogue of work. Ha!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 07:46:16 EDT (#)

lol indeed.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 07:45:52 EDT (#)

you're a fat cunt btw.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 07:44:32 EDT (#)

no response to my comment then eh 'whysie'. Int-er-est-ing

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-18 07:21:51 EDT (#)

lol "catalogue"

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 06:43:57 EDT (#)

*whistles innocently*

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 06:43:43 EDT (#)

I wonder 'whysie' - is there a reason you're not allowed to use your main account any more? Were you forbidden by someone?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 06:42:50 EDT (#)

I'm glad you're enjoying my back catalogue of work. Maybe you can pick up some hints and tips to make your own catalogue better?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-18 06:22:38 EDT (#)

"my boy, my beautiful beautiful gay boy!"

- limpet's da at the school gates

buahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 05:53:57 EDT (#)

I don't think 'yay' is making you any more attractive to Merlina Whysie.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-18 04:23:43 EDT (#)

yay!

write about transformers!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 02:44:54 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

And you're quite right Merlina about this place. I might try and write something this week if I get the time.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 02:44:02 EDT (#)

tell us some more of what you have learned oh wise whysie.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-09-18 02:43:14 EDT (#)

Look at whysie, doling out the sage advice in the hopes of getting into someone's pants. lol.

Submitted by Ducky at 2012-09-18 02:37:01 EDT (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-17 13:52:51 PDT (#)

You can't leave...the plants will all die.
____________

I love this quote. Though I think it may be worded wrong.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-09-17 23:59:47 EDT (#)

don't let 'em get you down, dear. rise above.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-09-17 16:52:51 EDT (#)

You can't leave...the plants will all die.

Submitted by JonnyX at 2012-09-17 15:48:08 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

dont go, we're gonna start up UberMadness any minute now...

Submitted by Sage at 2012-09-17 13:02:06 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Sad to see you go, Merlina. <3

Submitted by hairycoo at 2012-09-17 09:33:15 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-09-17 08:10:38 EDT (#)

I have to agree with DanRan.
Uber is what you make of it, and right now no one is making much of it.
you will be back, no one ever really leaves.

just to be clear, I agree with DanRan on the "you leaving twelve times" not on his love for the cock.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-17 02:23:27 EDT (#)

".... do not dream of the future..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Life would be empty without dreams...

I believe in following my dreams and working to help them manifest.

https://ubersite.com/m/124351

Submitted by Rocky Hollywood at 2012-09-16 22:58:29 EDT (#)

good riddance hairy one

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2012-09-16 11:15:08 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

eat shit

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2012-09-16 05:59:07 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

You're not wrong.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2012-09-15 20:10:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Gtfo you boring old hag. Another whiny fuckwit bites the dust.

Submitted by Bestmate at 2012-09-15 17:08:49 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

Long Johns a great gal for trying.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-09-15 15:30:21 EDT (#)

who are you again?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2012-09-15 11:45:19 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Oh fucking WAAAAHHHH.

This post isn't worth it's real estate in toilet paper.

"I CAN'T BE THOUGHTFUL AND INTELLECTUAL ON UBERSITE ANYMORE BECAUSE OF TROLLS AND PEOPLE SO MUCH LESS INTELLIGENT THAN I AM!"

What a laughable conniption fit.

Someone hand this baby a pacifier so she'll shut the fuck up.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-15 10:32:42 EDT (#)

You know, instead of grumbling and bemoaning the Uber of yore, you could pitch in and post. Nothing stays the same...



ir, I must strongly advise you, do not purchase this. Behind
every wish lurks grave misfortune. I, myself, was one
president of Algeria.

Homer: C'mon, pal, I don't want to hear your life story! Paw me.

Submitted by orphelia at 2012-09-15 01:47:07 EDT (#)

Tee hee. Take care. Happy gardening! :) x

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-09-14 19:26:06 EDT (#)

i LOVE you bart

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-09-14 19:25:23 EDT (#)

but you're right

barty holly has ruined everything

again.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2012-09-14 19:23:47 EDT (#)

this is like the 12th time you've left rob berg

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-09-14 18:53:52 EDT (#)

peaceout


Could this be the best day of my life?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Heretic