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12/12/12

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-12 12:59:11 EST
Rating: 1.63 on 12 ratings (35 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

What has two thumbs and knows how to handle a firearm?

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Submitted by Unabonger at 2012-12-25 13:29:55 EST (#)

What has a mouth and needs a cock in it?

^that girl!

Submitted by Kracka at 2012-12-22 00:38:51 EST (#)
Rating: 2

eh its an ok gun

Submitted by TigerLilly at 2012-12-15 02:34:20 EST (#)

Atta girl

Submitted by Anglophile at 2012-12-14 23:10:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Director at 2012-12-14 16:49:30 MST (#)
Rating: -2

So, not only are you ugly, vain, stupid, ignorant and obnoxious, but you're also greedy.

Why am I not surprised?
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At least she's not from Texas, dumbass.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2012-12-14 21:09:13 EST (#)

that horse is armed!


Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-14 11:03:45 EST (#)

Gun wasn't loaded, Red :( Otherwise...

In response to your proposal, Flack, I'll take this {http://tinyurl.com/d2rgr7} in one carat, please and thank you, and then yes, I will.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-12-14 10:54:31 EST (#)

WAIT. You had a gun in your hands, Sico in front of you, and you didn't give him a friendly blast of buckshot in the face?

For SHAME.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-14 10:53:40 EST (#)

All while photogramaphizing the above picture. Impressive multi-tasker, you are.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2012-12-14 10:13:12 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Attention whore alert! Too bad I was drinking moonshine and playing with my .45 XDS.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-12-14 10:05:24 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-13 09:35:45 EST (#)

Roadie - with any luck, I really will be armed after Christmas. I asked my Dad for a Kel-Tec PF-9 with a laser sight for Christmas, with the promise that if he gets it for me, I'll get my concealed carry permit. He's been asking me to do so ever since I first started living without roommates.
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Laser sights work both ways, Sage. Just be aware. If you must use one, use a green laser. The human eye is about 10x more sensitive to green wavelengths than to reds and blues. Thus the low-power laser dot can also be used as an effective temporary blinding weapon.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-13 16:42:47 EST (#)

you cropped out the litter box in the corner

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-12-13 10:08:42 EST (#)

Excellent father you have.... :)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2012-12-13 09:40:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-12-12 14:44:01 CST (#)

You've got it set on "whore".

(archaic Simpson's reference)
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+2 for that

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-13 09:35:45 EST (#)

Roadie - with any luck, I really will be armed after Christmas. I asked my Dad for a Kel-Tec PF-9 with a laser sight for Christmas, with the promise that if he gets it for me, I'll get my concealed carry permit. He's been asking me to do so ever since I first started living without roommates.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-13 09:33:46 EST (#)

Submitted by skrappyshurtfeelings at 2012-12-13 00:52:20 EST (#)

jesus christ what shitty taste

toy cash register bank on the mantle next to plastic neon sunglasses, fucking maracas, yard sale garbage strewn about

i'll bet the milk crate book cases are just divine

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Not my house, Whysie :)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2012-12-13 03:37:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Way to go! Now for a pocket pistol.... :) Mother always made sure I had one of these, she was wise to do so.

http://www.berettausa.com/products/3032-tomcat-wide-slide/?keywords=25+pocket&perpage=64&pg=1

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I have wished you to be armed since that incident with the creepy attic...

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-13 00:52:20 EST (#)

jesus christ what shitty taste

toy cash register bank on the mantle next to plastic neon sunglasses, fucking maracas, yard sale garbage strewn about

i'll bet the milk crate book cases are just divine

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-12-12 22:43:51 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Yes, I agree. Anything is probable.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-12 21:18:03 EST (#)

Haha @ the allegations that I have only one thumb. Also, neither the gun nor the house I'm in is mine...they belong to a friend of a friend. The hardware is indeed real; I believe it's from India.

Also, my finger isn't ON the trigger...it's right next to it.

Submitted by Flack at 2012-12-12 20:03:26 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Will you marry me?

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-12-12 19:40:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2012-12-12 19:39:54 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-12 17:23:05 EST (#)

With opposable thumbs, anything is possible, Shlongy.
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ONE opposable thumb. The other still allegedly exists according to this pic.

...and get your goddamned finger off of that goddamned trigger before you blow a hole in your fucking ceiling and kill the raccoons living in your attic.

Nice hardware on the shelf above the mantle. Real or replica?

Submitted by OathMeal at 2012-12-12 18:51:19 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Hot.

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-12 17:23:05 EST (#)

With opposable thumbs, anything is possible, Shlongy.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2012-12-12 16:20:54 EST (#)
Rating: 1

But do you know how to handle MY firearm?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2012-12-12 15:44:01 EST (#)

You've got it set on "whore".

(archaic Simpson's reference)

Submitted by EyeInTheSky at 2012-12-12 15:01:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Girl with gun. Hot.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2012-12-12 14:50:21 EST (#)

$5 says she shot off the other thumb.

and will you please ask for a new camera for christmas, worst lense ever.

Submitted by Yozz at 2012-12-12 14:16:45 EST (#)
Rating: 0

What Skrap said.

Also, I deducted 2 points for no mag extension. How ya gonna kill zombies with only 5 on board?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2012-12-12 13:56:58 EST (#)

As a) you have your finger on the trigger, b) you're not looking where the barrel is pointing, and c) the one on your left hand is not visible in the picture, I doubt your answer to both parts of your question.

That is probably not a white trash shotgun, Red.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-12-12 13:56:38 EST (#)

Whysie, not one person cares about you.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-12 13:55:36 EST (#)

fag below

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-12-12 13:51:08 EST (#)

this looks incredibly white trash to my English eyes

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2012-12-12 13:50:57 EST (#)

normally it's the horse being menaced by the gun holding humans, not vice vera

Submitted by Sage at 2012-12-12 12:59:46 EST (#)

This girl.


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