Meh and Meh and Meh and some more MehSubmitted by DaBeast at 2012-12-18 22:05:49 EST
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Ever notice that the chicks that were pissed over the Bill Clinton getting oral sex in the Oval Office scandal were the very same chicks that looked amazingly like Monica Lewinsky, dark haired, dark eyed, fat as a friar? They really weren't pissed off about Clinton getting down in the double-O. What pissed them off was hearing the fuckton of fat chick jokes after they'd looked in a mirror and spotted the resemblence themselves. The look on Clinton's face after those jokes started flying were interesting too because you could tell he was irritated. Probably for the same reason that I was: I woulda let her blow me, too.
You can tell a lot about a person by keeping track of what offends them. Me, I was offended when Bart took down Ubersite, hid it at the bottom of his porn stash, and forgot about it for half a year. I know that a lot of stuff wasn't working and I know that Bart wanted to tweak it. I don't care. It wasn't broken because we were still using it so it didn't need fixing. I know that if it were worth a damn, it could take a hit like that and keep right on waddling down the Internet highway to hell - which it's doing, so yes, it's worth a damn. I don't care. It wasn't broken. I'm still offended. Do you know how difficult it is to get a really nasty, raunchy, trunkload fulla assholes, creeps, geeks, and freaks into one place without them actively trying to kill each other? I'll tell you how difficult - this place is the only one I know. Where else can you get quality hole-hopping Shlongy interacting with fabulous DanRan, idiotic Doodles, snide Fallen, pissed off Skrapmetal, perma-geekgasmed Frankthebear, faraway RoadSong, surpising S.I.Co., that megahick SilvrWolf, Sage's blinding teeth, the whatever-the-fuck-he-is rob_berg, the snarky Orphelia, that Dresden mockup Famine, George Michael's evil twin Culaincourt, curious TigerLily, weird loki, the on-again/off-again Merlina, Pungasmic Quartermain, the permanently unemployed ridiculous, cheeky redskieslookfake... sinple.catalyst, ghola, monkeyswithguns, damnit, there's too fucking many. Fuck the ones I can't remember, you don't post often enough, it's your fault. It's like taking every last inmate of a maximum security insane asylum and stuffing them all into a small room. There's no furniture in the room, no windows, the door gets barred behind them, the solitary light fixture is a good 15' above on a bland, white ceiling in a vanilla bean colored room. There's no tv, there's no phone, there's no internet. There's only a room chock fulla mental dysfunction. When they aren't busy beating one another with their fists, their feet, or their cocks, they're yammering at different pitches about the crazy in their heads to the room at large and anyone in it that might possibly be interested. It's madness. It's hilarious. It's sobering. It's insane! It's Ubersite. Why the hell did you have to try to FIX it?
Newtown, Conneticut has the market cornered on tragedy. What pisses me off is that it's being politicized into a debate on gun rights. The guns that were used were legally registered, they belonged to to a law abiding citizen that kept them safe in her home. That gun owner did nothing wrong insofar as the guns themselves were concerned. This shouldn't be about guns - it's the old turkey "guns don't kill people" two-step. The little ratturd that did this plotted it out, meticulously, and then enacted his stupid ass plan. It isn't the gun's fault. What happened is the fault of the gun owner. Not because she owned guns but because she didn't do something about her progeny before something like this happened. You don't secrete a child from the world for whatever reason and then expect that kid to turn out normal. If she was protecting the world from him, then he shouldn't have been at home, he should have been in an asylum or in the ground. Period. You get the right to bring life onto this planet, then you should also get the right to eject it when it goes Fubar and makes Frankenstein's monster look cuddly. And if she, possibly, had guns because he scared the hell out of her, then the first thing she shoulda done with the first gun was blow the little fucker's head right off his neck. If I buy a gun for protection, then I'm gonna go protect myself with it as soon as it's in my hot little hands. Nobody ever saw the kid anyway. She coulda offed him, buried him in the backyard, and nobody woulda noticed a damned thing - and, thinking about it, that mighta been her plan. She just wasn't quick enough. Stupid bitch. This shouldn't be a gun debate. This should be a retroactive abortion debate.
And meh. For the moment, I'm done.