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Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 16:03:15 EST
Rating: 2.0 on 10 ratings (10 reviews) (V)

a new one if you feel like piling on an old man

mrs shlongy knows all about that

it's an annual event at casa del shlong

or guess skrappy's weight

within a thousand pounds

winner receives an all expense paid trip

around skrappy

the bus leaves january 2nd

and returns...

these jokes write themselves


Reviews


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 16:26:01 EST (#)
Rating: 2

one more for the metric system

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 16:04:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

okay that's it

make sure you express yourself in the reviews!

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:39:24 EST (#)
Rating: 2

he got that flesh eating virus and now he only has 93 years to live

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:37:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

when he goes camping the bears hide their food

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:36:11 EST (#)
Rating: 2

whenever he goes to the beach people keep trying to roll him back in the water

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:33:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

skrappy got arrested at the airport for having ten pounds of crack

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:27:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

make a few fat jokes about skrappy

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 15:27:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

give myself a few +2s

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 00:37:10 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i think i'll review this a few times

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2012-12-27 00:36:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

i'm going skiing over new years so i may be a couple of days early

but poppy's going down

on barbara

his grandaughter, not his wife

don't be gross


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III