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Pictures I Took Recently, What Do You Think?

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:06:06 EST
Rating: 1.63 on 12 ratings (33 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

All were taken with my iPhone and filtered through Instagram. I just took pictures of stuff that seemed cool, I know nothing about the art of photogramaphizing.

Enjoy!

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water.jpg
water.jpg

graduation.jpg
graduation.jpg

joshua tree.jpg
joshua tree.jpg

marina del palm trees.jpg
marina del palm trees.jpg

marina del ray.jpg
marina del ray.jpg

monument.jpg
monument.jpg

my view.jpg
my view.jpg

open road.jpg
open road.jpg

pippin hill.jpg
pippin hill.jpg

rva.jpg
rva.jpg

rva sunset.jpg
rva sunset.jpg

sunset DC.jpg
sunset DC.jpg

the grove.jpg
the grove.jpg

the love.jpg
the love.jpg

veritas.jpg
veritas.jpg

veritas glass.jpg
veritas glass.jpg

dogwood.jpg
dogwood.jpg

beer sample.jpg
beer sample.jpg

black white.jpg
black white.jpg

butterfly.jpg
butterfly.jpg


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Submitted by ridiculous at 2013-01-31 06:09:26 EST (#)

1) Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
2) Guiness is good for you.

Submitted by badassmofo at 2013-01-29 15:26:36 EST (#)

Stop centering your photos.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-28 14:54:40 EST (#)

Dillard's, actually. My leopard print umbrella broke while Christmas shopping and it was the only one left in the store that wasn't just plain old black. I didn't like it at first, but now I love it.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-01-28 14:40:49 EST (#)

My iPhone is stuck on White on black mode and it makes some of these look cool. Where did you get your owl brolly from?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-25 15:50:06 EST (#)

Did Ubersite close for business? Ghost town...

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-01-24 14:12:19 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-01-23 19:57:23 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Nice.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-01-23 19:11:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Way to go!

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-23 18:16:19 EST (#)

I was going for a new low, asswipe.

I really thought that was obvious.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-01-23 16:23:40 EST (#)

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-22 17:40:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:28:37 EST (#)


There's a new brewery opening up in Goochland, VA this spring called Lickinghole Creek. You should go based on the name alone, Shlongy.


Would you be my date?

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ITT: Shlongy reaches a new low.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-23 15:50:19 EST (#)

Well, Goochland is close to Manakin-Sabot which has some pretty good golf (Kinloch, Sycamore Creek, Hermitage etc).

Since I never put out on the first date, the least I could do is point you in the direction of at least 18 pretty sweet holes, right?

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-23 10:30:28 EST (#)

Like when doesn't Shlongy buy all the drinks...what kind of ridiculous question is that?

You'd better put out on the first date.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-01-23 03:14:44 EST (#)

veritas glass - is that your hand???


erm hoof?


either way. ;/

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-01-23 03:13:58 EST (#)

stop doing the holding a glass in your hand and taking a photograph of it though.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-01-23 03:13:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Not bad at all.

Submitted by Quartermain at 2013-01-23 01:08:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2013-01-22 22:05:15 EST (#)

Balding 5'4" 99%er below.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-22 21:59:07 EST (#)

George Eastman Jr., below.

Submitted by S.I. Co. at 2013-01-22 21:23:12 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Sorry, I hate instagram and everything it stands for. You're being penalized for instagram.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-01-22 20:42:00 EST (#)

These pictures sure are pictures.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 19:08:03 EST (#)

Shlongy...you buying? If yes, then yes.

Damn, Über is veird right now. Silvr's pissing and moaning; Director's got a newfound, right cheery disposition. Cue the theme from the Twilight Zone.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-01-22 18:58:07 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 Ars gratia artis.

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-01-22 18:34:50 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This square picture shit gives me bad memories of when my photography was done with a 110 camera. Fortunately, I entered the real world of 35mm photography somewhere around 1986. Landscaped photos, showing more than a 90-degree slice of the environment became the norm. The horizontal craziness got even more wild with the release of the Advantix panoramic 35mm camera in the 90s. And here we are, in the 20teens, and we're back to goddamn 90-degree square motherfucking pictures, now with filters and effects and borders at the touch of a button. Fucking hipsters ruin everything. Instagram is setting photography back three decades.

Blah blah, piss and moan.

Nice pics. Now turn that fucking phone sideways and quit cropping these fuckers into squares, please. Thanks in advance. - CurmudgeonWolf

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-22 17:40:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:28:37 EST (#)


There's a new brewery opening up in Goochland, VA this spring called Lickinghole Creek. You should go based on the name alone, Shlongy.


Would you be my date?

Submitted by Director at 2013-01-22 17:17:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Well, I'm in a good mood. Spent a great weekend with my cousins down in Austin, also getting drunk, and it did wonders for my soul. +2's all around for a week. Then I'll go back to being an asshole. It's, you know, what I do best.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 17:12:21 EST (#)

Getting drunk, apparently. Lots of these pictures involve drinking. I'm weirded out by your positive rating.

Submitted by Director at 2013-01-22 16:58:03 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is a Sage post? Where's the horse face?

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:28:37 EST (#)

There's a new brewery opening up in Goochland, VA this spring called Lickinghole Creek. You should go based on the name alone, Shlongy.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-01-22 16:28:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 for getting a better camera.

Even with an Iphone's cam they still come out off a bit.
Technology hates you.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-22 16:20:39 EST (#)

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:14:29 EST (#)

LOL, below. Never have I ever taken/distributed in any form naked pictures, nor have I sexted. #truth

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-22 16:13:07 EST (#)

You left out the all-important bathroom self-snatch shot, which would have saved this post.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-22 16:08:58 EST (#)

In case anyone is wondering what these are...

1) About to board a ship in DC for an Oktoberfest cruise
2) Broski’s graduation
3) A Joshua tree in Hesperia, CA
4) Some palm trees in Marina Del Ray (LACA)
5) Marina Del Ray boats
6) The Washington Monument, obvi. On the way to the aforementioned booze cruise.
7) My view walking to work on a rainy RVA day.
8) Driving on 29, presumably just south of Charlottesville, VA.
9) Drinking some vino at Pippin Hill Farm & Vineyards, Charlottesville, VA on my 30th.
10) A nice view of the city while waiting inside for an elevator (hence the grainy appearance – the outside windows needed washing).
11) An RVA sunset.
12) A DC sunset, on the Oktoberfest cruise.
13) Pretty sunset at the Grove in LACA.
14) Drinking Starr Hill’s “The Love”.
15) Veritas Vineyards, Afton, VA.
16) Drinking some viogner at Veritas. Glass says “in vino veritas.”
17) Pretty dogwood blooms. VA’s state flower.
18) At a beer tasting, Blue Mountain Brewery, I think. Crozet, VA.
19) My hallway at work. I thought the pattern was cool, considering the theme for the photo-a-day challenge that day was “black and white”.
20) A yellow swallowtail butterfly. Can’t believe I got that close.


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too late to teach this old dog new tricks.

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