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Submitted by ridiculous at 2013-01-31 06:39:25 EST
Rating: 0.11 on 10 ratings (28 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Ok, so I posted some half assed manky shite, about an hour or so ago and have been looking through posts waiting for a reply.

What? Like you don't do it. Is it so wrong to hope to grab a comment from one of those few of you whom I give a flying fuck about in some facet or another?

Anyhow, moving on. As I was reading some, user I can't remember the name of just now's post about growing up and adapting to social pressures and wanting to be a writer and some blah blah, honestly, I was scanning and stopped reading, sorry dude, just didn't get my attention at 0330. Nevertheless, I was reading that post and it occurred to me... In my uber experience, quite a few posts have been what I would call opinion pieces or simply expressions of various thoughts provoked by life, circumstance or even, as is the case with this, other users posts. That made me ask myself a question. What is it about this place that compels me to express my thought processes? Why in the fuck would I give a shit about the opinions of anyone here? Why after a lengthy hiatus and multiple life changing events would I come back here at all? and finally why would I want to share what I think here of all places when I have no desire to do so in the so called 'designated' domains for such things like friends, family members or social media?

In consideration of the foregoing, I fully expect no replies to this but I'll be watching, at least for a couple of hours, and I can't really explain why.


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Submitted by rats at 2013-02-09 22:36:17 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Oh for christ sake.

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2013-02-03 18:19:31 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe at 2013-02-02 04:11:35 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Yeesh get a life guy.

You were most likely drunk when you submitted this, we've all been there. And it will be painful for you to read this post once you've sobered up.


Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-02-01 23:01:20 EST (#)

Poots sighting!

Submitted by Poots at 2013-02-01 22:08:51 EST (#)

It's because you're made of unicorn pussies. Between 100 and 150 thousand unicorn pussies.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-02-01 12:56:04 EST (#)

fag below

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-01 06:05:20 EST (#)

the fact that Pock turned up and made a scene about how could you leave him for this Floosy is most amusing.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-01 05:28:37 EST (#)

I'm so ashamed of this place that when we had an Ubercon UK about 7 years ago, I refused to acknowledge everyone else for about an hour.

I've never told my wife about here and as such, never explained who Pock Hobbert was when he turned up for our engagement drinks.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-01-31 23:16:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"Why after a lengthy hiatus and multiple life changing events would I come back here at all?"
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You have a rare quality called loyalty...

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-01-31 21:12:00 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I have no problem admitting that I love every one of you twisted motherfuckers. Coming here is like checking in on family. We used to do it every single day, now we don't have as much time or we're living our lives or whatever. But every once in awhile, it feels to come here and bang around a bit and check on the caretakers of this dusty, featureless crevice. I do it to see if I have any inspiration to write something, too. Unfortunately, I just can't seem to find it.

ridic: I hope you've been well, you effete swag-bellied applejohn. Feel free to keep posting shit like this. I haven't even seen what other tightly coiled pile you've left on Uber's lawn previous, but we've lowered our standards greatly.

Yes, that IS possible, too. Don't argue with me.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-31 19:00:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

<3 Ridic

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-31 18:59:59 EST (#)

Everyone here knows Shlongy only loves me. Duh.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-01-31 16:45:49 EST (#)

See? Denial.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-31 16:34:53 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Speak for yerself, jeannnneeee

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-01-31 15:33:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

We all keep coming back here because we all love each other but we can't admit it.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-01-31 12:23:01 EST (#)

i too do not wish shlongy gave a fuck








lol skrappypride

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-01-31 11:48:09 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Wish I gave a fuck.

Well, that's not true.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-01-31 10:58:28 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-31 10:34:23 EST (#)

I already know the steak answer.
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Yes you do.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-31 10:34:23 EST (#)

I already know the steak answer.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-01-31 10:24:23 EST (#)

Do you want the after school special answer, or the steak answer?

Submitted by Sage at 2013-01-31 10:16:41 EST (#)

Am I on the list of few whom you give a flying fuck about? Points are contingent upon your answer.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-01-31 10:09:20 EST (#)

"Why after a lengthy hiatus and multiple life changing events would I come back here at all?"
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If I had a nickel for every time I've asked myself that same question in the past three years...

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-01-31 08:43:41 EST (#)

*and
not nad

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-01-31 08:43:14 EST (#)

the fact that Skrap nad I are here being caretakers in this abandoned lighthouse of a website makes us far from "well"

but you too

Submitted by ridiculous at 2013-01-31 08:39:24 EST (#)

Indeed. Good to see you both are well.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-01-31 08:34:34 EST (#)
Rating: 2

a. I'm here
b. I rock so you like most people want to be near, in contact, or associated with me, in some way or form.

c. Uber is a dysfunctional family, but it is our family, like it or not.

+2s to Skrapy, he hit the nail on the head.

Submitted by ridiculous at 2013-01-31 08:16:21 EST (#)

Thank you, sir.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-01-31 07:14:23 EST (#)

Almost everyone needs something in their life of which, should they be discovered to be associated with it, they can be both a little bit ashamed and a little bit proud. And that, ridic, is why Bart created, and you post on, Übersite.

Yes, that is a lot of commas. Soz.


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