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Did anyone else read their old shite and feel sick with embarassment?

Submitted by hairycoo at 2013-02-19 09:13:07 EST
Rating: 1.18 on 11 ratings (37 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

It was 9 years ago but jeez what a tool.

Oh well at least Bart was kind enough to give folk control over their 'work'.



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Submitted by Linus at 2017-03-23 22:17:42 EDT (#)

I mostly had a laugh.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2017-03-15 20:05:24 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

oh fuck yes

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-04-16 16:43:19 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

no one gets tired of tits and lingerie

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-02-27 11:28:49 EST (#)

lolimpet

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-27 10:50:38 EST (#)

Sissy, your envy is showing again…

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-27 02:56:08 EST (#)

Oh sissy, who are you being envious of now? You have to get your rampant envy under control!

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-02-26 21:54:14 EST (#)

i read snark's old shit and felt embarrassed for her

Submitted by Snark at 2013-02-25 12:57:52 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Yarp

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2013-02-22 15:41:55 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Yes.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-22 13:11:20 EST (#)

Thanks, below.

Submitted by hairycoo at 2013-02-22 11:36:03 EST (#)

Im giving you all this useful poster for the next time you get into an Internet argument

http://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/pdf/FallaciesPoster16x24.pdf

Submitted by lostRomantic at 2013-02-20 19:15:10 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by TheCrystalShip at 2013-02-20 19:13:57 EST (#)
Rating: 0

50/50, I like some of it, but I see towards the end when my drinking really started fucking me over.

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-02-20 11:14:12 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Yes, pretty much all of it.

"I'd like to go back and talk to that kid. I'd like to try to talk some sense to him."

Of course, I wouldn't have listened.

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2013-02-20 09:21:48 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Fuck that noise.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-02-20 08:47:28 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I look back on my first posts with fondness. The comments helped me a lot. I learned how to format and put a space after a comma here....

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-02-20 08:22:05 EST (#)

Nope.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 07:19:25 EST (#)

No way. Monochrome cartoon ferrets are cool!

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 02:27:42 EST (#)

No. I have no shame.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-02-19 23:43:29 EST (#)

I've saved most of my old work. I forgot to save all the comments, so I'll go back and do that. I legitimately enjoyed writing all of it. Most of the writing formed spontaneously from a concept, a few sentences or a title, and I would flesh out a story based on that. I can't remember most of them as individual pieces because they were just some of my constantly passing thoughts that would ordinarily be forgotten if I didn't write them down.

I'll add little notes here and there to clarify things for future me, though I probably won't need them. Once I have everything saved to my satisfaction, I'll probably delete all of them (Leaving the current post-shutdown work intact). I should have just asked for a .zip file of everything when bart offered it while the site was down.

I'll probably write here more often eventually, but the magic seems to be gone from this place. It's kind of like remembering how hard you tried writing a big paper in middle school, then finding out that they just get thrown away after they get a grade. The memories are fond and what you wrote is generally unimportant, but if you knew then what you know now, you probably wouldn't have put in the same kind of effort.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-02-19 19:49:55 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Not me!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 12:12:55 EST (#)

I believe Bart is referring to Godwin's Law.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 12:02:56 EST (#)

Is the emphasis on the below supposed to be on "dumb" or "Nazi"? I.e., are they a "dumb Nazi" (similar to a soup Nazi), meaning they are Nazi's about dumb people? Or are they simply a "dumb Nazi", meaning they are a Nazi, and not a particularly intelligent Nazi?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Submitted by bart at 2013-02-19 11:58:04 EST (#)

It used to be that you could have a polite orderly argument with someone on the Internet. You would supply a bevy of evidence. The other party would concede. The both of you would shake virtual hands, nod virtual heads, wink, and say "Charming fight, good day to you sir!" and go about your day.

Now, everyone is a dumb Nazi.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 10:42:38 EST (#)

they were important.
The internet is serious bizness

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:30:49 EST (#)

@Sage - Yes and they all seemed SO IMPORTANT at the time.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 10:26:35 EST (#)

LOL @ below. Some of my e-fights *were* pretty epic.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:24:04 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 10:13:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm more embarrassed about all the e-fighting I did with Überers back in the day. I was a spaz.
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Me too. It was kind of fun though.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 10:14:33 EST (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 14:26:03 GMT (#)

*facepalm*

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 10:13:58 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I'm more embarrassed about all the e-fighting I did with Überers back in the day. I was a spaz. So much for the notion that being a pothead calms people down.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-19 10:01:06 EST (#)

Some of it, yeah. Most of it, no. Not that my old stuff is actually good writing or anything like that, just that I'm not embarrassed to the level of nausea about it.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:00:28 EST (#)

YES

Submitted by Spam at 2013-02-19 09:51:34 EST (#)

not really. in fact I sometimes like to read the old shit, gives me an insight into how I was feeling at the time. Like a diary, but with far more trolling.

Submitted by Walrus_King at 2013-02-19 09:45:36 EST (#)

Yup so I cleared it all out, which I kind of regret but I had stuff in there that that I asked to get removed back in 2003, I was pleased to get the opportunity.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 09:26:03 EST (#)

*facepalm*

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-19 09:24:49 EST (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 08:21:50 CST (#)

I dont have anything left in me anymore sadly.
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

*drum fill*

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 09:21:50 EST (#)

No not at all. I wrote amazing things.

I dont have anything left in me anymore sadly.


Marge: Maybe it'll turn out that he was innocent all along.

Homer: Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge. I was there ... the clown's
G-I-L-L-T-Y.

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