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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:43:16 EST
Rating: 1.33 on 24 ratings (83 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Bart created Ubersite in 1999. People posted funny stories and MSPaint pictures for years and then Bart took it all down for several months. It came back in 2012 and it was different. Someone is obsessed with Redskieslookfake, for a mysterious and unfathomable reason, and that's really about all that's going on. The end.


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Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-10-17 17:49:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

the end, indeed.

Submitted by Unabonger at 2013-06-05 16:12:51 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

You misspelled 'Unabonger'.

Submitted by lisa at 2013-05-30 11:30:23 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Totally_useless at 2013-04-08 21:03:59 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Electro at 2013-04-02 04:09:17 EDT (#)

Don't forget Block People Productions!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-03-08 16:13:40 EST (#)

You win. UGH.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2013-03-05 04:10:42 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is the most heated post in 6 years.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-28 10:51:25 EST (#)

+1 (made me smile), below.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-28 09:37:49 EST (#)

Yes really bitch. REALLY.

Submitted by rats at 2013-02-28 00:59:26 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Oh for christssake. Really. REALLY?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun at 2013-02-26 13:44:34 EST (#)
Rating: -1

Sounds about right.

Submitted by EyeInTheSky at 2013-02-22 17:30:30 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ahh the good old days had some funny stuff

Submitted by maiorano84 at 2013-02-22 15:41:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

When the highlights include a picture of a vagina and a sock-covered cock, you know your website is destined for mediocrity.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-02-21 15:02:54 EST (#)

Ditto, below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-02-21 13:28:31 EST (#)

fag below.

Submitted by scourge at 2013-02-21 12:48:53 EST (#)

sounds about right

Submitted by F.J.Bell at 2013-02-20 16:18:16 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Shit went down.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 12:01:28 EST (#)

Oh dear Sissy. When an unemployed person tries to give me grief about my job…

I'm finished for the day now. Have a lovely evening Sissy. I know I'm going to. :)

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 11:55:48 EST (#)

valediction


lol!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 11:55:15 EST (#)

Look at your fancy talk too! Did you swallow a dictionary (as well as many many cocks) Sissy?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 11:50:26 EST (#)

Submitted by Redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 16:24:06 GMT (#)

have you had your bio done yet sissy?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 11:24:06 EST (#)

have you had your bio done yet sissy?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 11:12:31 EST (#)

ha!


Submitted by Spam at 2013-02-20 11:09:48 EST (#)

The only part of mine I disagree with is the word 'writer'.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 10:46:11 EST (#)

my bio is Rubbish :( Though I do like the transformers

Submitted by Spam at 2013-02-20 10:27:44 EST (#)

These bios are hilarious.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 10:16:06 EST (#)

That's the one. :)

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 10:02:14 EST (#)

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 09:41:25 EST (#)

Plant food. It produces large vegetables...

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Captain potato?

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2013-02-20 09:53:13 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Ohhhh its shit. Its made from Uber-users souls?

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 09:41:25 EST (#)

Plant food. It produces large vegetables...

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2013-02-20 09:19:20 EST (#)
Rating: 2

BTW what the fuck is an "uber-bio"?

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2013-02-20 09:15:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Seems legit.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-20 09:07:17 EST (#)

Dont worry Dervs, we won't invade.
Fen mud gets all stuck in the tank treads.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 08:52:32 EST (#)

Americans and oil. Tssk.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-20 07:56:06 EST (#)

I thought I smelled tractor oil in here...

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 07:49:29 EST (#)

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 07:39:42 EST (#)

Someone is obsessed with Redskieslookfake, for a mysterious and unfathomable reason.

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Some people horde dusty old, half-rolls of wallpaper.
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In the olden days my mum would use the left overs to line kitchen cupboards.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-02-20 07:39:42 EST (#)

Someone is obsessed with Redskieslookfake, for a mysterious and unfathomable reason.

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Some people horde dusty old, half-rolls of wallpaper.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 07:01:06 EST (#)

https://ubersite.com/uberboard/all list of all recent uberboards.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 05:58:19 EST (#)

Still no bio for me? What a bastard.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 03:01:46 EST (#)

Submitted by Redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 02:57:43 EST (#)

How come Ridiculous got an uber bio before me?? I'm a little bit sad to see Oathmeal writing his own. That's fairly… well…
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I'm dreading what mine will say :(
I haven't seen oathmeals.

I'm exciting to see what they make of flash Harry.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 02:57:43 EST (#)

How come Ridiculous got an uber bio before me?? I'm a little bit sad to see Oathmeal writing his own. That's fairly… well…

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 02:56:16 EST (#)

*shudders*

Bubba-clones. It's like an inadvertently terrifying episode of the X Files which just taps into some childhood fear.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 02:54:06 EST (#)

Surely there is no one quite like bubba though.
It's such a puzzle.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 02:49:08 EST (#)

There is a certain bubba-esque approach though. The poor humour, the poor taste and the general inability to realise when he's failed. If it's not bubba, it's bubba-like. That's never a compliment.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 02:47:59 EST (#)

Then it's not bubba because trust me bubba loathes me.
Ps like a woman who gets a bitch slap on a Friday night for cooking her drunken husbands fried egg wrong, you know you like it really. ;)
He/she seemed to prefer skrap and silvr first.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-20 02:42:12 EST (#)

He always comes to your defence Ophelia. I think he's struggling with his feelings for you.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-20 02:29:41 EST (#)
Rating: 2

For every insult w throws at red, red gives at least one back.
It is a fucked up relationship, I'd say they both get something from it.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-02-19 23:23:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I remember when you were a total bitch.

Time hasn't changed that much.

Hugs?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 20:43:07 EST (#)

Well Shlongy, as my post makes no mention of "foreigners," "retards," "fatasses" or "homos," I really fail to see how it's at all similar to yours. But I'll offer my apologies for the sake of not making waves.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-02-19 19:57:29 EST (#)

https://www.ubersite.com/m/127737


Please refer to the first couple of paragraphs.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-02-19 19:51:32 EST (#)
Rating: 0

Ummm, I think I did this exact post many, many years ago. I'm not happy that you did not footnote.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-19 18:23:49 EST (#)

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-19 12:51:19 EST (#)

Fun anagrams of "redskiescockdad":

Does Cracked Kids
Sods Creaked Dick
Rode Sacked Dicks
Sack Eroded Dicks
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Schticknapper. 8> <8

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-02-19 15:20:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Your story checks out!

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-02-19 14:54:50 EST (#)
Rating: 1

Someone would create an alter just to argue with it?

Unheard of!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 14:41:02 EST (#)

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 14:13:22 EST (#)

Sometimes I think maybe Whysie is Redskies' alter. It's a lot funnier that way.
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Indeed. Of course it's not difficult to be a lot funnier than what it is now, which is unspeakably lame and not at all funny.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 14:13:39 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sage at 2013-02-19 14:13:22 EST (#)

Sometimes I think maybe Whysie is Redskies' alter. It's a lot funnier that way.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-19 14:13:21 EST (#)
Rating: 2

*guffaws at the comments*

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:39:13 EST (#)

"me think limpet fag"


I'll just stand and applaud your wonderful sentences. They're so original!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:37:37 EST (#)

You 'have to everything'?

You speak English most good there! Heap um education!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 13:36:41 EST (#)

Now the thread makes no sense, yay!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 13:34:41 EST (#)

Yes, thanks for reminding me

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:32:54 EST (#)

who is this limpet again? It's hard to keep up with your in jokes

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:28:24 EST (#)

I love how Whysie thinks that making 'yo dada' jokes is clever. Really shows the calibre of person…

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 13:23:06 EST (#)

Grandpa?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:20:04 EST (#)

No you weren't

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 13:19:48 EST (#)

Whose? Mine?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 13:13:50 EST (#)

no we're not sissy.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 13:09:27 EST (#)

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-19 12:51:19 EST (#)

Fun anagrams of "redskiescockdad":

Does Cracked Kids
Sods Creaked Dick
Rode Sacked Dicks
Sack Eroded Dicks

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-19 12:38:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee at 2013-02-19 11:37:22 CST (#)

*shakes fist impotently*
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No, you're doing it wrong. More stroking, less shaking.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 12:37:22 EST (#)

*shakes fist impotently*

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-19 12:27:28 EST (#)
Rating: 2

This is so good it makes me want to record a new song for you, Jeanneee, and Uber...


...but it wouldn't likely get done until I'm middle-aged.


Nice historical recap, BTW.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 11:41:32 EST (#)

For sure. And some of us even got married!

Submitted by Gigantic Cocky McPenis at 2013-02-19 11:38:22 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I think a lot of people got laid too. Which is nice.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 10:52:49 EST (#)
Rating: 2

+2 nobody likes Whysenheimer.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:52:24 EST (#)

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 10:49:54 EST (#)

I think I did that already
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I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU OK

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:51:51 EST (#)

Oh and redskiescockdad stalker person, if you post comments I will delete them because I hate you.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 10:49:54 EST (#)

I think I did that already

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:49:00 EST (#)

Feel free to add details in the comment thread as you see fit.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-19 10:47:19 EST (#)

needs more.
and there is a noticable lack of me being awesome in the story.

"2005 : FALLEN joined, Uber became awesome-er"

like that.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-02-19 10:47:08 EST (#)

No shit. My advice, not that you asked, is to keep your pets indoors and your blinds closed.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-02-19 10:44:40 EST (#)

:( I attract stalkers. Stupid ones.


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