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This and That

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 14:21:30 EST
Rating: 1.18 on 12 ratings (21 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

I like this…

I don’t like that.

I used to be able to get this, there, from them.

Then one day, they stopped selling this and started selling that.

“I don’t want that, I want this”

I argued

I pleaded

I even called them.

They said “we can get that cheaper than we can get this, and they are almost the same thing”

And I was pissed off.

Then one day,

I was in a place that I never used to buy this, they never sold this in the past

But now…

There this was, right in front of me.

And I bought this, a great big piece.

Oddly this rang up on the receipt

As that…

But that isn’t this

And this isn’t that

But they must have thought it was

And sold this thinking it was that.

But I didn’t care

I had this again

And I was happy.


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Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-06-25 08:43:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

cheese

Submitted by SgtHartman at 2013-02-23 13:26:54 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Jesus fuck I cant imagine what your morning shits must look like. Undoubtedly they resemble a bowl of Trix after eating this cheesy swill and bits of undigested Viagra tablets.

Submitted by Gigantic Cocky McPenis at 2013-02-23 13:05:13 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by EyeInTheSky at 2013-02-22 17:14:31 EST (#)
Rating: 2

I don't like cheese with crap in it like port or chive or cranberries.

*vom*

Submitted by Gigantic Cocky McPenis at 2013-02-22 13:12:56 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-02-22 09:27:17 EST (#)
Rating: 2

"My favorite food is cheese."

--electro

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-22 09:14:51 EST (#)

If you notice 'orrible, you got deleted again.

Also notice, that Shlongy -2ed and yet there his stays. Do you see why?

he commented and then hit me.
I'm cool with that. ratings dont mean nothing in a world where the poster can delete stuff.

He didnt lurk in the shadows for 5 years and then snipe like a coward.
now learn from Shlongy and if you dont like my next post, coment AND rate accordingly.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-02-21 22:31:45 EST (#)
Rating: 1

I'm not sure I really want to try EITHER of them, judging by the looks of the above pictures.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-02-21 19:34:59 EST (#)
Rating: -2

The cheese stands alone.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-02-21 19:01:05 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Spam at 2013-02-21 17:04:25 EST (#)
Rating: 2

A year or so back the girlfriend and I visited the wensleydale factory where its all made. They had thousands of different types you could taste.

This is what my life has become.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-02-21 16:49:50 EST (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-21 15:51:10 EST (#)

The Pursuit of Wensleydale with Cranberries. It's right up there with Life and Liberty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMIKNCiGu-8




o-kay

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 16:21:42 EST (#)

Nah I'm just kidding, fuck you.

If you -2 and commented the first go round, I'd a left it but now...
lurk for another 5 years.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 16:16:12 EST (#)

outstanding see thats all I asked
feedback

If you dont like a post by all means -2 it.
free country and all that.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-02-21 15:51:10 EST (#)

The Pursuit of Wensleydale with Cranberries. It's right up there with Life and Liberty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-02-21 14:46:37 EST (#)
Rating: 2

stiltonwillgiveyouhallucinations.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 14:34:31 EST (#)

most likely a stilton fan

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-21 14:33:38 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Cheese.

'orrible are you a Brit?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 14:31:56 EST (#)

not my picture, dogs must like it too.

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-02-21 14:29:50 EST (#)

The proper stuff looks like it's been chewed by a dog

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-02-21 14:26:24 EST (#)

wow im drunk with power.
sorry 'orrible, some lame ass alter cant -2 a post with out any critique


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