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Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-10-22 13:41:32 EDT
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Y HALO THAR UBERSITE
Hygiene is important.
If you don't like puzzles; feel free to not solve any. - feel free to FIND them first!
Mystic may refer to: A person who practices mysticism, or a reference to a mystery
not enough for you to try, though, right? - i always try
Slamdance cosmopolis. Enlighten the populace.
Didn't this used to cost a dollar? (I can edit my posts!??? What's happened here.)
Shlongy is still around!!
SilvrWolf is still here? Jesus, who was that guy who had a cabin in the woods?
Seriously, didn't this shit used to cost money?
Why would I ever write a single post when I can just put it right here at the top??
Anyone remember that "Bart Cilfone" song...?
Still here. Still have the cabin in the woods. I also have one vote for King, it seems.
dusty, featureless crevice-stop peeping in my window
who was that guy who had a cabin in the woods?-eh, RoadSong is still here keyboarding from a shed
RoadSong has cabinS in the woods. I have only one that the 'rents still dwell within.
didn't this shit used to cost money? - now you can let er rip!
I also have one vote for King, it seems. - Make it two votes
"Make it two votes." - Sweet! That's a majority, then. All hail King Jeremy, The Wicked.
(I can edit my posts!???-U can also DELETE assholeish comments
"If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable, I'd do it.
And one time at summer camp I kissed a girl on a dare, but then she drowned.
You are my heroine! And by heroine I mean lady hero.
I don't want to inject you and listen to jazz.
No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess
tell your gay mom I said thanks!
You wanna party? It's $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling. End of list.
it's actually a rape whistle, but the whistle part fell off
white guilt, which is supposed to be used only for good, over-tipping and supporting Barack Obama
I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons.
you can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless
ust embrace the fact that you are lucky enough to be a happily married man.
You've got stability, a great marriage, devoted kids.
Work has been crazy, and I went through a bad break up
this plastic bag that represents my death
I don't know how, but you're gonna get me another sandwich.
I'm gonna cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin! YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS."
The Clinique lady says I have witch undertones.
Oh that word bums me out. Unless it's in between the words 'meat' and 'pizza
dusty, featureless crevice-stop peeping in my window
I have been sexually rejected by, not one, but two guys who later went on to clown college
When you have a serious offer email me at tatertotfreak.at.hotmail.com
throw me overboard
Shlongy is ready to make a jizz deposit
All hail King Jeremy, The Wise and Wicked.
When you have a serious offer email me at tatertotfreak.at.hotmail.com
RoadSong has cabinS in the woods.- a tree bashed one this year
I'm gonna cut your face up so bad you'll have a chin! YOU'LL ALL HAVE CHINS.
If I could push a button and five people in the world would die, but I'd get free cable, I'd do it.
Carl McGowan is a paedo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNjgzzmMYu8&feature=player_embedded WHYSENHEIMER'S IDOL
For whomever was asking about the "Bart Cilfone" song: https://www.ubersite.com/m/82301
Steak
celine dion coverbands can eat multiple bags of dicks.
I'll write a script tomorrow to do all that automatically.
Dear Whysenheimer. Were you also JonnyX?
Hahahaha oh dear Whyzy.
Did Redskies get the girl you wanted?
tension, apprehension, and dissention have begun
Work has been crazy, and I went through a bad break up-I still love u, kiss, kiss, kiss, schmutzzzhere
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Welcome to Ubersite, RoadSong!
Uberboard
I love all this mystic shit. Makes me laugh that people believe that. What next, druids?
Makes me laugh that people believe that. - you have to see it to believe it
Monstra mihi magicae
I'm not going to press charges, but I assume you'll want to
punish him.
Druidibus? Institution ab civili servos ad irridenda vitia credulo.
Pláudite mánibus aliter prædictas Fatales erit mori!
If you see something, then there is no faith…
If you see something, then there is no faith… ...and if you don't, then there is no proof.
Religion hates questions. Science loves questions. So, what if God created science?
just throw down some animated colored twirlies! - Art for art's sake? Nah. Art for puzzle's sake.
My dog tags read "DRUID - REFORMED" for the religious preference. True story.
We reformed Druids face east and drink six-packs of beer. You may worship at our wooden idols.
Of course Perkman is an alter, but it's not like there's really any other action around here.
A Narwhal "horn" is actually a tooth that grows through the upper lip of the whale..
What next, alien under the bed?
Clap your hands, otherwise the fairies will die!
*clicks heels together
My dog tags read "DRUID - REFORMED"- tree lover
If you see something, then there is no faith-ah yes, faith and fangz
Perkman is an alter.- a homeless alter?
Druids? Installation by civil servants to the fun of the gullible.- dumbass comment you nonbeliever
What next, howling at the full moon TONIGHT?
Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.- *looks in mirror, no reflection
knock that shit off - peep peep peep
my peep is pink
Art for puzzle's sake. - yesss
We reformed Druids face east and drink six-packs of beer.- pass the chips
Monstra mihi magicae - you have seen enough
Anyone who thinks otherwise never looked at the drawings of DaVinci
I like to imagine you actually saying the words outloud in a ghostly voice with closed eye while rub
fuck OFF puzzle-fuckwit
And stFu roadsong
Step aside, everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
If you don't like puzzles; feel free to not solve any. Challenging your brain is bad anyway, right?
fuck OFF puzzle-fuckwit - they were interesting
fuck OFF puzzle-fuckwit - they were interesting - not enough for you to try, though, right?
"So, what if God created science?" - That's a religious question... so it's bad.
No, YOU fuck off!
Wiper of all ass (+2)
I prefer a two-staged approach: the mit transitioning into the roll.
*clicks* balls together
People think I'm an alter, I don't think my "cock" is an alter when it's in you're moms mouth..
Honey Boo Boo has a HAMBEAST of a mother! (borrowed from fallen)
she picks her nose and farts
*clicks* balls together - +2!
You said it, you weirdo.
dumbass
I should have said "Frankenstein's monster." I am full of regret.
he doesn't even open the four pack
The event of this Gypsy season
buahahahahahahahahahahahastfupussy
Ummm, I, uh, never...never mind.
I have several old Sony DSC-F717s that will, with the flip of a switch, drop the internal IR
I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.




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Submitted by Fucking foul at 2018-12-05 20:02:36 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Honey Boo Boo's mom is skinny now

Submitted by Unabonger at 2018-10-29 23:33:17 EDT (#)

You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III

Submitted by RoadSong at 2018-10-28 14:16:01 EDT (#)

Merlina 珞

Submitted by Merlina at 2018-10-27 16:35:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I'm still here too honey

Submitted by Bestmate2 at 2018-10-26 17:07:51 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

“She picks her nose and farts.”
Well what can one say? The language of Shakespeare, filtered down into the magma of core idiocy. Faith proclaims that adherence to the reality of love of one’s fellow man, is a basic necessity. Your muttering’s have disavowed such ambition.


Homer: Well, the evening began at the Gentleman's Club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Ya
happy?

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