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Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-04-26 09:59:01 EDT
Rating: 1.5 on 4 ratings (12 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


There is a distinct Heaven or Hell that we will end up in, based on our behavior on Earth. 30.84%
**I know but I can't tell (contract obligations) but organized religion makes a lot of $$ off what you believe on this.**

Do you believe the position of planets in our solar system affect human personality and events??
** No, but there are times when there are Horoscopes are oddly accurate**


Do you believe the spirits of the deceased are genuinely making contact with mediums and others?
**yes, but any medium you can name, is probably a scam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading **

Ghosts? Yes-74.37% (7,383 votes) No-12.04% (1,195 votes) I don't know-14% (1,350 votes)
** yep, can I show you proof? Nope **


Do you believe Earth will be hit by a damaging asteroid in your lifetime?
**already has, http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/15/world/europe/russia-meteor-shower **


Do you believe NASA has censored evidence of UFOs and extraterrestrial life?
** 100%, you lot can't handle a simple election or the concept of religion, and you want the Gov to whip out proof of alien life? HA! fucking riots in the streets.**


Does the pharmaceutical industry really want to cure cancer?
** no money in the cure, money in the treatment**



Do you believe it was right for WikiLeaks to release thousands of classified & secret documents?
** sure, why not **


Do you approve of the use of full body scanners at airports?
** useless tech, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1OSt2Tpmw **


Do you believe the government experimented with time travel and teleportation in the 1960s and 70s?
** Earlier than that, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment **


Bigfoot Angels Psychic Phenomena Time Travel Aliens Mothman Ghosts Past LivesDemonsLife After Death
** probably, duh, yes, more or less, 100%, not exactly, yes, yes, sadly yes, yes **


Do you believe in reincarnation?
** ugh, I dont know If i can take another go-round**


Do you believe vaccines are safe?
** yes, all drugs have risks and reactions, Jenny Mcarthy is an idiot **


How do you think the universe was created?
** a snap of a finger and a lost bet **


What do you think is in Fort Knox?
** nothing, everyone knows that **


Do you believe in life after death?
** There's more that just this **

PS Sage ** http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star-crossed, that's the basic idea **

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Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-04-30 08:03:37 EDT (#)

Roadsong: find the movie "Leap of faith" with Steve Martin.
he plays a traveling preacher that scams people. there is a perfect example of cold reading as he scams a cop to get out of a ticket, right at the start of the film.

I dont have speakers at work but I believe this is the right clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq5csaHc_GE

Submitted by Flack at 2013-04-30 03:22:22 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

There's a lot of shit at Fort Knox. Tanks, guns, soldiers, humvees, Drill Sergeants, a PX/ Commissary, Golf Course, a hospital, helicopters, planes, artillery, slutty military wives, fat military wives, schools, and, occasionally, me.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-04-30 01:58:18 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


"Do you believe the spirits of the deceased are genuinely making contact with mediums and others?
**yes, but any medium you can name, is probably a scam https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_reading *"


I have always wondered about this .. good link.


Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-04-29 13:50:38 EDT (#)

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa

Submitted by orphelia at 2013-04-28 18:15:03 EDT (#)

WTFINRAT

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-04-26 19:54:31 EDT (#)

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-04-26 11:59:41 EDT (#)
Now, FALLEN, you know you can trust anything I send you. If you're worried, just run it through that virus checker I sent you.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-04-26 11:57:04 EDT (#)
There is a TON of new emails from Skrap today.
I haven't opened any yet



the timeless art of seduction

Submitted by Sage at 2013-04-26 13:05:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oh. Well thanks. I guess I was thinking it might have had to do with unrequited love also, in a way.

From the lovee's perspective. As in, maybe the person being loved by someone loves that person back deep down but for one reason or another (fear, other relationships) doesn't ever act on it when they have the opportunity. And then they later regret not doing so.

Or maybe they didn't love that person at the time they once loved them, and then later fell in love only to have the original lover become the lovee, and then that individual is for one reason or another unavailable. Kind of like "the one that got away". I imagine this to be worse than unrequited love because there is regret involved...wishing one acted when they had the opportunity and then that chance passing them by; the love between them to never have been realized.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-04-26 11:59:41 EDT (#)

Now, FALLEN, you know you can trust anything I send you. If you're worried, just run it through that virus checker I sent you.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-04-26 11:57:04 EDT (#)

There is a TON of new emails from Skrap today.
I haven't opened any yet

I'm kinda concerned now.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-04-26 11:41:19 EDT (#)

this is a ruse

i believe skrappy is grooming fallen

10^6 is pedo code

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-04-26 11:27:48 EDT (#)

if every schlub was "in the know" then how can we make ourselves feel more important?

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-04-26 11:18:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Unfounded faith - keeping knowledge hidden and the ignorant afraid since 10^6 BCE.


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