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Giant head found floating down the Hudson River

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-04-30 18:09:27 EDT
Rating: -0.45 on 9 ratings (18 reviews) (Review this item) (V)


Come on Ubersite.

Jesus, a few years ago I'd have awoken to lots of variations of this.

I am disappoint.

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Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:50:46 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-05-02 06:18:07 EDT (#)

Incoming message from the big giant head.

Submitted by Wisher at 2013-05-02 01:40:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Thanks for the heads~up on this post.

Well Apollo, we all lose our heads at times. ~~ Big head “jokes” b/t us are so passé~~~ like calling you “Head Zeppelin” back in the day, & asking, “did you get rope burns at the Macy’s Day Parade?” All that was said in loving jest {don’t let that go to your head!}~~~even though your forehead should be called a fivehead, & if someone gave you a swirly, your face wouldn’t even get wet.

All this was a bit childish, like an adult that still plays with a Mr. Potato Head~~ speaking of Mr. Potato Head, I hope those royalty checks are still coming. ~~~~I know it’s a pain toting that nogginator around, with your feet not even getting wet when you shower, but keep your head up~~~ that helps me get 5 bars on my cell phone, even though it caused Pluto to be downgraded from a planet.

Hope all’s well in Texas, where everything is bigger. They wear a lot of hats out there, so when you try to buy a hat, don’t get a price, get an estimate.

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-05-01 22:30:36 EDT (#)

Give up on the news. There's no real benefit in watching it or reading it.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-05-01 21:09:20 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-05-01 16:18:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 0


Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-05-01 14:53:53 EDT (#)

I thought there was chocolate inside ... Well, why was it wrapped in foil?

-- Homer Simpson


Styrofoam Balls Free Ship

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-05-01 13:46:13 EDT (#)

Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.

-- Homer Simpson
Another Simpsons Clip Show

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-05-01 13:39:24 EDT (#)



Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-05-01 13:39:04 EDT (#)

lol @ noobs with obv gags.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-05-01 11:43:40 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-04-30 18:41:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

It is adorable that you think you're still at all relevant.


Awww, Oathy!!! You really know how to make a girl smile :)

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-05-01 09:47:47 EDT (#)

Who spread garbage all over Flanders's yard before I got a chance to?

-- Homer Simpson
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-01 03:30:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

fag below

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-01 02:27:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-01 02:27:39 EDT (#)

I'm not saying anything unless you mention a result

Submitted by Spam at 2013-04-30 19:30:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

The problem here is that the head, while massive, is still proportionally accurate and so not really comparable to the comically bulbous dome we've come to know and love.

Were this to be the floating cranium of a decapitated autistic child, squashed-in features all bloated and puffed out from weeks of salt-water osmosis, it would have been HILARIOUS.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-04-30 19:15:34 EDT (#)

Who ARE you?

PS. Fag below.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-04-30 18:41:04 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

It is adorable that you think you're still at all relevant.

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Great