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Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2013-05-08 00:35:52 EDT
Rating: 1.2 on 10 ratings (33 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Well, it's true. I do have one up my ass, but I have a perfectly good explanation -

It helps my posture.




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Submitted by JonnyX at 2014-06-03 15:36:25 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2014-02-04 06:05:40 PST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh forensicgirl3...how I miss you.

Submitted by Average_Dan at 2014-02-04 09:05:40 EST (#)
Rating: 2

Oh forensicgirl3...how I miss you.

Submitted by joedaddy at 2013-05-14 21:21:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

preparing yourself, in the attempt to experience proper friction, can best be achieved by locating a "tuna can" dick man.
they're out there, you just have to do a field measurement and grab-a-hold of one.
good ruck

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-05-10 22:16:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

As much as I love innuendo, I actually am trying to build an awesome chair.

The seat will definitely move on trunnions. I'm not sure how I'm going to make the legs and arms individually height adjustable without using support dowels as predefined height stops unless I make them all operate on a screw advance system, but I'm not 100% on how well it will function in actual usage. Still not sure how I want the back to pivot, or in how many places I want it to move.

Pretty sure that I'm going to have everything that contacts the body padded with cork instead of attempting a vague contour in the wood, or just throwing a shitty cushion over top of it. As awesome as picking up upholstery as a skill would be, it's probably not worth it just for this project.

It's a work in progress.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-10 17:11:53 EDT (#)

5 faggy reviews in row








b'low

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-10 16:40:30 EDT (#)

bosh

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2013-05-10 16:35:17 EDT (#)

likewise, sir!

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-09 17:18:57 EDT (#)

Glad you're not dead too, below.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH at 2013-05-09 13:09:10 EDT (#)

that's pretty bosh

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-09 07:02:16 EDT (#)

I also offer Thicko my most enthusiastic contrafribularities.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-05-08 20:17:39 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Photo please! :)

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 17:23:21 EDT (#)

lol i knew that would bring back my little puppet



two in a row, too!




dance limpet, dance

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 17:01:12 EDT (#)

It's ok Thicko, you can rely on your good looks.



oh… wait…





Not funny.
not clever.
Ugly as fuck.

I believe that's your third strike. You have to go sit on the short bus now Thicko.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 17:00:07 EDT (#)

Poor thicky Sissy, too stupid to realise when he's lost.

Again…

…and again.

And again.


Don't you wish you'd studied harder when you were young Thicko, to make up for your lack of natural intelligence?


Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 16:41:45 EDT (#)

lucky limpet


sage interrupted another good thrashing


study up for next time, please


you've been quite disappointing lately

Submitted by Sage at 2013-05-08 16:12:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Blondes unite!

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 15:40:25 EDT (#)

poor baby needs to vent








he misses his bubba

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 15:35:46 EDT (#)

You sure it's not because I was laughing so much at you Thicko?

Nurrrr, do you count real good too?

One day they'll recognise your intellect and give you the job you really deserve.




















Working in a laundry.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 15:30:54 EDT (#)

lol you can always tell when limpet gets really mad



he reviews twice in a row




"my boy, my boy, my beautiful gay half-cocked fancyboy!"

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 15:24:23 EDT (#)

To this day, Sissy still can't work out why he did so poorly in exams. I know I'm smart I am!!


hahahahahaha

Thicko!

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 15:20:04 EDT (#)

diacritical?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha


You really are thick as pig shit aren't you? You poor ignorant fucker.

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 15:03:58 EDT (#)

lol how excessively diacritical of you, limpet



such a fancyboy




"my boy, my boy, my beautiful gay fancyboy!"

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-08 13:22:53 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Don't you mean résumé Sissy?

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-08 12:21:16 EDT (#)

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2013-05-08 10:53:27 EDT (#)

I'm kind of proud that someone has enough hate for me to pull me out of obscurity on this site.






proud. jesus. will you be updating your cv?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 at 2013-05-08 10:53:27 EDT (#)

Skrap - I was but I need to have some work done to the scooter. I need to have it lowered too.

Jeanneee - It came from out of nowhere. I'm kind of proud that someone has enough hate for me to pull me out of obscurity on this site.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-05-08 09:44:43 EDT (#)

Rectal sticks? Isn't that a side at Wendy's?

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-05-08 08:08:29 EDT (#)

What's the worse that could happen, Jeanneee?

*sound of Photoshop starting up*

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-05-08 08:06:28 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Huh?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-05-08 08:02:19 EDT (#)

Don't encourage these people.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-08 07:58:47 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Glad you're not dead. Still in the wind?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger at 2013-05-08 07:39:16 EDT (#)

:(

Submitted by asmasta808 at 2013-05-08 04:03:22 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

no it's not. u keep it there cause u lovooove cock blocks and dun want no of those gay marriage nazis fuck u in the endo

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-05-08 00:47:26 EDT (#)

You know if you'd just ask, I do offer a friendly replacement service for that condition.


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