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A La Carte Fiction Contest Entry

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-12 17:23:44 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 8 ratings (11 reviews) (Review this item) (V)

Hi. I'm a Brown Snapper. I've heard all the jokes, so don't bother. Anyway, my neighbor, the gay Manatee, has AIDS, and he's pretty pissed about it.

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Submitted by Ducky at 2013-05-16 18:06:45 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I like the picture. It made me think of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn7JwMnfts



Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-05-16 17:10:28 EDT (#)

I feel like you're mocking my little steroid abusing mongoloid with this entry. That's hurtful.

Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-05-16 17:10:17 EDT (#)


What's wrong with people of colour, weimaraner? My li'l ginger told me he loves getting BBC long and hard in every hole. I wasn't sure what that was, so I looked it up. Apparently it means British Broadcasting Corporation. When I checked it out, they are great champions of racial diversity and equality. You could learn a lesson from them, you old codger!




...I don't know what he meant by the 'in every hole' part. He's an odd boy.


Submitted by Realpolitik at 2013-05-16 08:57:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

matinee AIDS... manitAIDS... manny te'o

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-05-15 02:39:09 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-05-14 19:32:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

yyyyyep.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-05-14 08:05:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Winner.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-05-12 23:12:50 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


Disease, check.
Angry fat neighbor, check.
Manatee, check.

Related pic, check.

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check

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-05-12 22:55:57 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-05-12 18:14:33 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Excellence.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-12 17:27:00 EDT (#)

Disease, check.
Angry fat neighbor, check.
Manatee, check.

Related pic, check.


Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.

Homer: It is?

Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.

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