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Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 01:00:16 EDT
Rating: 0.0 on 16 ratings (28 reviews) (V)

I am so high right now.

Wife and kids are visiting the inlaws, I have a "staycation" and it has been glorious.

I hope the few of you kids that still frequent this dump are doing well and remaining happy in this fucked up world.


Reviews


Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-21 05:48:23 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


OH MY.

Deleting comments from idiot douchebags is GLORIOUS.

Well done, Bart!

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Hey Skrappy, Sage, BOB and the always excellent RoadSong.

Truth be told I was raiding my archives of weird art that I made as a result of this place... also scooped up a couple old posts for my tumblr. Figured I would say hi whilst I was here... I'm rather amused at the result.

By the way - the person who tattled on me up there on the uber board is awesome... especially because I AM way cooler than that VelevtyElvis guy.

My ego might be perceived as vast... but that's only because I think I'm fairly spectacular.

Keep on flingin' that digital poo, folks. It's what you do best.

: )

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-21 05:05:20 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by redskiescockdadfancyboy at 2013-05-20 18:16:43 EDT (#)

only rob berg could make uber even gayer




STILL GOT IT, DUDE

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>curtsey<

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-20 18:16:43 EDT (#)

only rob berg could make uber even gayer








STILL GOT IT, DUDE

Submitted by Sage at 2013-05-20 14:05:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-20 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Glad you're not dead.

Submitted by skrapmetal at 2013-05-20 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Glad you're not dead.

Hope is a combination of optimism and foundationless belief. I hope that the first thing you did when unsupervised was not get wasted and visit Uber.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-05-20 08:06:49 EDT (#)

Whassup, homo erektus?

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-05-19 23:17:18 EDT (#)

I am still on the right side of the grass and hoping to get the wind in my hair.

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-05-19 09:16:17 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 08:32:58 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

THAT'S RIGHT.

You tell me, Cakes.

also... you know what?

You are also totally winning THIS scrap.

Hooray for you.

Submitted by Cakes at 2013-05-19 06:50:05 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Damn, you were right, V.E. Berg is a little bitch. A snobby one also. F. him! (But why do you care who his Facebook friends are?) I wouldn't be one of his Facebook friends if he paid me.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 06:21:38 EDT (#)

OH FINE.

Carry on, then.

Submitted by Cakes at 2013-05-19 06:16:32 EDT (#)

I was talking about V.E.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 06:11:11 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Oh that little turd JonnyX had no love for me.

Well, maybe a little.

: )


Submitted by Cakes at 2013-05-19 06:05:05 EDT (#)

Also funny that Jonny X loved you under your real name, but didn't know that you were VE -- reading comments. You're cool.

Submitted by Cakes at 2013-05-19 06:02:40 EDT (#)

Velvet Elvis won that one hands down. -- Just watching. PS: you're pic is hot. Also, I know what Ghola didn't, who you really are. BOOM!

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 06:00:53 EDT (#)

...also please don't sting for me.

I mean, do it if you want... but it's kinda gross.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 06:00:02 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Because I am.

... and I know it irritates people like you.

Which makes it fun. That is what is always ends up missing from this website is - most of you folks are so damn serious.

I mean it's good you have taken on the roll as crabby "realist" on this barren website... someone has to do it because God knows there isn't an over-abundance of uppity nerds out there just WAITING for an opportunity to be assholes.

You deserve some kind of cookie... perhaps some penut butter and fried chicken?

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2013-05-19 05:15:30 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Straight up serious. Anybody who actually writes the words “I’m WAY cooler than you” isn’t worth anyone's time.

Dude, you actually wrote that...

And no, the only sting I felt was for you.


Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 04:57:25 EDT (#)

Sure they do... well not some of them, of course, including a fair number of nerds who still infest this dump.

Also - I'm WAY cooler than you.

I hope that stings a little.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2013-05-19 04:38:44 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

"My information on 'real' and 'cool' is classified."


Please keep it that way: no one who is the latter wants to know what you think.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 04:37:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

I really do enjoy the fact you get such a kick out of being a negative little dick.

Fills my soul with glee.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2013-05-19 04:28:31 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 04:26:27 EDT (#)

Facebook is rad.

My information on 'real' and 'cool' is classified. You are not cleared for that.

Sorry.

I wonder if the people you think are cool also think YOU'RE cool.

I'm kinda doubting it.

Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 04:20:34 EDT (#)

Hey Yozz... any time you are in Vancouver you let me know and we will go for booze.

You can find me very easily on facebook.

Submitted by VelvetElvis at 2013-05-19 04:13:49 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

You're excessively uninformed on who’s (real) and cool, and who isn’t on Facebook. – I hear things from people, especially the cool ones that I know in real life.

Submitted by Yozz at 2013-05-19 03:35:12 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Stay sticky my friend


But save some for me.


Submitted by rob_berg at 2013-05-19 03:34:27 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

GOOD.

I'm still mad at you for being a petty internet friend.

>hmmmph<

Submitted by ilikesteak at 2013-05-19 01:08:01 EDT (#)

You totally missed the coloring contest.


Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil?

Devil Flanders:
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect.

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