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micro penii

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-23 15:36:47 EDT
Rating: 2.0 on 1 rating (1 review) (V)

a poem by whysenheimer

limpet and the roidster circle each other warily, burning lust evident in their slitted, feral eyes
...and micro-penii

their fallacious bravado and mutual insouciance but a mask to shield their passion for each other
...'s micro-penii

once more the timeless art of seduction rears its purplish, blood-engorged head on uber, love amongst the retards'
...micro-penii



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Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-05-23 15:37:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

plus fucking two!


Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.

Pump Jockey:
It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump.

Homer: Whew, I was afraid it was my transmission.

Homer's Triple Bypass