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this whole redskiesloves cock thing and the skrappyisetc thing is fuking stupid and number one reason this site never took back off. everyone should delete their comments on your posts. its gay as fuck and not even slightly amusing or witty.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-18 01:01:22 EDT
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Submitted by fuck you at 2016-12-16 09:50:37 EST (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2013-09-15 17:25:09 EDT (#)

shuttup foo's!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible at 2013-09-15 08:36:25 EDT (#)

tl:dr

drink up thee zider

Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-08-29 10:20:25 EDT (#)

Oathmeal below.
























Who else could run such a horribly unfunny alter?

Submitted by Mr T pities jonnytexmex the old child toucher at 2013-08-27 11:14:33 EDT (#)

alter below

Submitted by grÜeMaster emeritus and uberlord supreme at 2013-08-26 19:34:32 EDT (#)

lol stfu

Submitted by Shlongy at 2013-08-26 12:52:29 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Fag below

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-08-25 19:49:44 EDT (#)

alter below.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-08-24 11:00:36 EDT (#)

Yes it is

Submitted by TaylorSwift at 2013-08-20 15:06:33 EDT (#)

Is this the original apollo88?

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-08-18 13:16:26 EDT (#)

Huh, unintentional trolling for the win, I guess.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2013-08-17 20:01:41 EDT (#)

I remember when whysenheimer and theuniter were apparently me. I notice most of you knuckle dragging retards haven't gotten any smarter over the last 10 years.

Submitted by Sphagnum at 2013-08-17 19:53:39 EDT (#)

Who are all these fucken nobodies you're referring to you fat headed, British cunt?

Submitted by Tom Sorrell at 2013-08-01 05:40:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-30 15:07:10 EDT (#)

I'll show the guns again, but a face post... I don't know about that. I'm about to be known in entertainment, so I cannot. But I will prove I'm not method, or Apollo, etc.. It'll be in California, by a sign, so you know I'm not bullshitting. I am a real person. Sage.. you look sexy as always, love horses, used to ride em' back in the day. haha

Give this young stallion a ride, my pony...

Submitted by firefly at 2013-07-30 13:41:17 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

Submitted by Director at 2013-07-30 12:19:17 EDT (#)

This is a very large pot of cockfuckery. Which is amusing enough, in a way, to bring back a po boy like me sometimes, but really, in the grand scheme of things...who DOESN'T like potassium?

Submitted by Sage at 2013-07-29 21:14:16 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I agree with the masses, Perk. Show thyself.

Teh Sage has spoken.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-22 20:19:48 EDT (#)

Doodles was the name of the giant chicken costume at the Chick-Fil-A I worked at when I was 16. Everyone wanted to be Doodles ("be Doodles" = wear the costume and dance around on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant) because Doodles got paid twice the usual hourly wage. I never got to be Doodles. Sexism, you know.

Submitted by Spam at 2013-07-22 18:06:42 EDT (#)

Fuck, just remembered, that was Hairy wasn't it?

Submitted by Spam at 2013-07-22 18:05:13 EDT (#)

Wasn't doodles the Guy that did that Getting Fucked on Ecstacy when working in a bank post? Can't remember all the details but that was awesome.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-22 14:54:07 EDT (#)

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-22 17:27:40 BST (#)

Doodles is cool. He's A List approved.
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Don't remember his posts to be honest.

Did Thicko get banned for having another public mental breakdown?

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-22 12:27:40 EDT (#)

Doodles is cool. He's A List approved.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-22 12:24:53 EDT (#)

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-07-21 09:57:06 CDT (#)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-20 17:42:32 EDT (#)

And I am the one whom has to prove I am real? ridiculous...
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But whom killed him and why?

hhahah! you noticed!! :)


Submitted by Unabonger at 2013-07-21 17:05:00 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

I see you're contributing here and I like it.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-21 16:21:35 EDT (#)

Thicko hero worships Doodles.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-21 13:25:25 EDT (#)

Alter until proven real. Go.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-07-21 11:56:34 EDT (#)

TIL doodles is a faggot.

Submitted by Sacrilicious at 2013-07-21 10:57:06 EDT (#)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-20 17:42:32 EDT (#)

And I am the one whom has to prove I am real? ridiculous...
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But whom killed him and why?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-21 10:48:22 EDT (#)

I can't actually remember anything you've ever done
doodles. Were you the one who impersonated other users?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-21 10:47:09 EDT (#)

Being called bland by Doodles? What next, being called unstable by Oathmeal, or classless by Sico?

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-07-21 10:43:05 EDT (#)

P.s. I feel like an irc channel would be good for uber, it's mostly just 8-14 people talking on a random post a day anyway.

Submitted by Doodles at 2013-07-21 10:41:14 EDT (#)

Apollo isn't perkman. I know for a fact. You're all retarded, especially whysie. Why the fuck did you choose to troll the blandest person here? Ffs, red skies is blander than oatmeal. He is like top Raman without the flavor packet bland.

Oathmeal's Mommy is enjoyable as of now.

if Ubersite were the series of Myst games, we would currently be in Uru, you can see the splendor of the past, but it is now just a relic of a bygone time. Tbh, most of the time that I want to take a digital stroll down memory lane I just go to the way back machine.

Side bar: did you know pulse head is still up? Because it is. At least uber isn't THAT dead yet, although we are close.

You cunts enjoy your Sunday

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-20 17:42:32 EDT (#)

Jeanneee- Don't be that stupid. I am real. Hey, "Football Head" (Apollo) don't you have some crappy soccer to watch? you tea drinking, knickers wearing, pantie wearing, Red Coat?

Apollo, you annoy me. But clever how you got them to believe you within about 2 secs. Insane really.

And I am the one whom has to prove I am real? ridiculous... I think a lot of you ride the short bus...

Oathmeal, I'm coming for Sage... she needs a real man, with a saddle for her. haha

I'll think about posting a real pic..., I'll think about it.

Blow me up! uber!

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-20 08:24:14 EDT (#)

Impressive performance. I wish I had your restraint and dedication. My tendency, with anything really, is to either get carried away and blow my wad right out of the gate, or just get bored really quickly and flit on to something else. Anyway, bravo.

Submitted by kitchens_closed at 2013-07-20 08:05:11 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by lungfish at 2013-07-20 01:17:42 EDT (#)

Caul fucked his cousin?

Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-07-20 01:01:03 EDT (#)

I'm very proud of you for being able to so comfortably display your incredibly deep penile fixation in front of everyone.

You've got to be the best you that you can be, and if that includes a deep love for all things wang, then by god you need to embrace it.

Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-07-20 00:01:41 EDT (#)

Me below.

Submitted by Oathmeal's Mom at 2013-07-19 23:46:34 EDT (#)

Perkman reminds me of my retarded ginger son, just a lot smarter. And he's sure to have a bigger penis...because how couldn't he? Jeannee, you should def hook up with him!

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-07-19 23:22:49 EDT (#)

I thought the Perkman character was great. He got a little contrived towards the end, but it was always fun to unleash pseudo-rage on the clueless frat boy. It was a pretty long run for an alter, too.

I must say, well played, sir.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 21:43:31 EDT (#)

that's not me on the uberboard btw


Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 21:42:49 EDT (#)

Alright, I'll stop it now.

I cna't beleive I kept this going for 6 years.

The funny thing is, every time I admit it, I then do another post or comment and everyone forgets it was me.

This was originally a parody of 'ReallyBored' if y'all remember him? He was a decent lad, had good craic in Vegas, he was one of the normies, but he was very, very frat.

So I thought I'd come up with a semi-retarded frat boy who claimed to be in med/law school despite being barely literate.

The dreams of him wanting to become a writer/speaking to TV producers was intended to get people to finally have enough of it and call me out.

Jesus.

It appears that enough of these entitled idiots exist laboring under the Dunning–Kruger effect in modern day America that even a parody can seem real.

Every day is a school day.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 21:35:50 EDT (#)

How could that possible be offensive Jeannenenenenene?

It's like saying your Ford Focus looks like a Ferrari. Massive upgrade and compliment.


Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 21:32:57 EDT (#)

most heated.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-19 18:57:34 EDT (#)

I don't see any other way. You know how it is around here. Until you prove otherwise, you're a hydrocephalic British expat with a penchant for masquerading as an unrepentantly entitled bro. (No offense.)

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-19 17:55:05 EDT (#)

a picture of Perkman.. again? were doing this... I'll think about it.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-19 17:11:04 EDT (#)

We're going to need proof of life, here. High-res photo, your face, today's paper. No cock, please and thanks.

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-19 16:53:27 EDT (#)

Oathmeal- Man, I think your mental instability should be assessed.

I'm real, always have been. Maybe my persona "Perkman" is a more intense version of the real me... think the way Larry David is in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

I don't know what else I need to do to prove it. Awhile back (those that remember) when the fat loser Jaypig was here, I sent out a post with a very muscular, dare I say, "sexy" arm with a sign that said, "Jaypig is fat" or something (been years), I watched his mental downfall.

I recall being called at Ubercon's by "MyNameisTim" ( I miss that big headed fat boy), as well as when Jaypig went and was completely destroyed by Apollo (Good show! Good show you Hey Arnold "Football Head"), Caul, as well as others. I am not an alter.

If I was an alter, I must be truly dedicated to this, it's been almost what? 6 years? or more? that's a long time. If I am an alter than of whom? give me names? Because I know I am not.
,
I remember the old uber(original "Saved by the Bell" Class) which included ETS, The retard fat kid, when bart used to post, when most heated was actually something to be wanted (Bart please fix that), The love thing between MyNameisTim and that one red headed chick, the shenanigans of Uber users having sex with each other at Ubercon's... the greatest post I ever read "Wild Australian Cows" etc.. Method (was semi cool)... I was there during the "Saved by the Bell New class" which included Linus, Sage, SgtHartmann, Jeannee (An oldie but a goodie from the original class), Caul, Jaypig etc.. when we all watched his mental demise... Uber is a harsh mistress...

But I am real, my story hasn't changed because... we'll it won't. It's my story. I am a former Jock Baseball player, frat boy, that went to college in California, who used to pick on our fat bud "James", whom hasn't done coke, but was addicted at a point to Oxy's (after I blew my knee out) that did try his hand in Pre-med (lost interest, went to school with literally every section of Asia), whom is going to go to Law school in a year, that is writing and having meetings with T.V. personal to make some of my "stories" into shows.. that's the truth.

Thanks' for making me feel like my life is so "Awesome" that I have to be an alter. I feel like Sean Connery, or some else equally as cool like the Dos Equiss guy. haha, plus Oathmeal... I think if Sage met me, she'd fall in love with me over you. I always like the sexy horse look (grew up around horses), and Sage seems fun.

Everyone else. It's still " Perk, "The Perkiest of Men" Man"... haha. When I get known for writing that's when I will cease ubersite... until then. I'm going to keep it "real"... real as a hooker wanting 45 bucks after a BJ... that real... haha

Submitted by JonnyX at 2013-07-19 16:06:44 EDT (#)
Rating: 0

so...is it time for UberMadness, then?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-19 13:17:06 EDT (#)

I never got banned. I did get an alter from badassmofo one time though, about 7 years ago, and had a grand time with it for about 3 days before it got permanently banned. I can't remember what the user name was. Probably something racist.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-19 13:08:13 EDT (#)

Remember the good old days of uber when people still got banned?

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-07-19 12:41:14 EDT (#)

Whysie does seem to have a fetish about Bubba and about Redskies. Silly and childish.

https://www.ubersite.com/m/128811

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 11:49:04 EDT (#)

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-07-19 15:32:43 BST (#)
Rating: -1

High quality drama? All I saw was a lot of name calling and someone who seems seriously obsessed with Bubba.
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So obsessed that my name is set to I Have A Bubba Fetish permanently?

Or so obsessed that I use yet another alter to try and get a rise out of people?



Whysenheimer (and his innumerable alters) is the one with the obsession. I'm waiting for him to come out and admit who he is to absolute disinterest from everyone.

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 10:58:42 EDT (#)

oops

Submitted by apollo88 at 2013-07-19 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

Oathmeal, I'll say it one more time, I'M NOT APOLLO I'M A REAL BOY

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-07-19 10:32:43 EDT (#)
Rating: -1

High quality drama? All I saw was a lot of name calling and someone who seems seriously obsessed with Bubba.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-07-19 10:10:26 EDT (#)
Rating: 2


I must say, that this is some high quality uber drama. The likes of which haven't been seen in a while.

Well done, Gerbilface. Well done.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-07-19 09:47:33 EDT (#)

Perkman you are running a shitty, outed alter. Its novelty is and has been for many months, exactly naught.

What is more concerning than even Whysenheimer's pathological mental problems is your own insistence on keeping up what is now a completely exposed and poorly fabricated sham.

You are fake. You suck at what you're trying to do, and it's boring.

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-07-19 08:03:44 EDT (#)

It's comforting to know that of all the Uber things that change, I can count on Dervel to say something that I just don't understand.

Never change Dervel, you magnificent bastard.

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-07-19 06:28:31 EDT (#)

A lot of people around here have a cat whose breath smells of cat food.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 05:13:40 EDT (#)

"gay as fuck and not even slightly amusing or witty."

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 05:07:19 EDT (#)

"gay as fuck and not even slightly amusing or witty."

Submitted by Perk "Grownman Perkiness" man at 2013-07-19 05:03:10 EDT (#)

Oathmeal- I do not have a "Football Head" and I hate soccer as it should be called!

(I'm not Apollo, shit dick. I'm an actual person)

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 05:02:02 EDT (#)

I also like it when you try and be intellectual. It's amusing to see.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 04:58:01 EDT (#)

Submitted by redskieslovescock at 2013-07-19 09:57:38 BST (#)
i know you are but what am i?
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Pathetic…

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 04:55:16 EDT (#)

Do that lisp thing again Thicko, that was ever so witty and original.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 04:48:30 EDT (#)

How many alters do you have again Thicko? Is it one for every time a woman rejected you?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 04:47:43 EDT (#)

Fucking hell Thicko, your tendencies are showing very clearly aren't they?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-19 02:37:54 EDT (#)

Ah TheUniter. I remember you. Shit reviews, bombing the entire front page in one go with insults like Bubba. Glad to see some things never change!

Submitted by Poots at 2013-07-18 21:52:55 EDT (#)
Rating: 1


Submitted by Poots at 2013-07-18 21:46:21 EDT (#)
Rating: -2

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-07-18 15:19:59 EDT (#)

Look at CaptainThorns wandering in out of the mist to drop a relevant link-whore.

Well played Thorny.

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-07-18 15:01:27 EDT (#)

I have been saying Apollo = perkman forever.

But NOOOOO...no one listens to Oathy.

Submitted by CaptainThorns at 2013-07-18 14:40:28 EDT (#)

Even more relevant now than at its inception: https://www.ubersite.com/m/79919

Submitted by SilvrWolf at 2013-07-18 14:35:47 EDT (#)

Re: Perkman - https://www.ubersite.com/m/128797#3085019

It seems to have slipped by.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-18 14:23:05 EDT (#)

Method's gone, man. Let it go.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 14:01:51 EDT (#)

Perkman is Method isn't he?

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 13:43:06 EDT (#)

Yes Thicko, she'd be very proud of you. You're operating at the very peak of your potential.

Submitted by Anglophile at 2013-07-18 13:05:07 EDT (#)

I think ETS was misguided, but I won't go as far as mentally disturbed. Are you a psychologist? Can you say that with any degree of professional acumen, or is it merely an opinion?

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-18 12:38:44 EDT (#)

My beloved Uber is a relic, a dinosaur, a lost cause! *weeps despondently in a corner for misspent youth*

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 12:18:50 EDT (#)

The drama was always good too though. When Caul admitted that he'd fucked his cousin and all the shenanigans Method used to get up to. Good times.


Now all gone.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 12:17:41 EDT (#)

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-07-18 17:12:47 BST (#)

if Uber today became the old format, could it compete in todays internet?

~~~~~

*ponders
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No. If I want to banter with someone I can do so on facebook much more easily than on Uber. Back in the day it was all very interesting but sites like Reddit are infinitely better than Uber.

If the schtick that Uber had was 'writing' well unfortunately the reaction of most is to mock any attempts, and the dearth of trolls and crap alters that are here ruin any chance of anything better.

I only ever came on Uber for the banter with people like Dervel, Apollo, Method and Berty. The fact that you could see some genuinely mentally disturbed people like ETS, Bubba and JonnyX and think thank fuck they live in a different country.

Submitted by RoadSong at 2013-07-18 12:12:47 EDT (#)

if Uber today became the old format, could it compete in todays internet?

~~~~~

*ponders

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 12:11:12 EDT (#)

Whysenheimer has genuine mental problems. Did you see when he had that meltdown on the Uberboard? It would be amusing if it wasn't so desperately pathetic.

I think if someone could actually give him a job where he doesn't have to wear a name tag and a hat he might be more reasonable and maybe grow up a bit. I'd offered in the past to go over his CV for him but honestly these days I don't have the time or the crayons to explain where he's gone wrong with his life.

Did Sico ever get a decent job or is he still mixing paint for The Man?

It's all rather school reunion. "Oh look, it's Sico, he's still dressing like a fifteen year old and claiming he's Italian."

Submitted by OathMeal at 2013-07-18 11:38:35 EDT (#)
Rating: 1

This is all one person. Whysenheimer.

He is also Oathmeals Mommy, his latest asinine incarnation.

While his sense of humor is that of a 3rd grader, he's not doing anything that goes against a defined TOS.


Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB at 2013-07-18 08:55:56 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I concur with Fathead.

However, uber is obsolete, like an old Playstation sitting in the closet. Every once in a while, some of us will hook the old box up for shits, giggles, and nostalgia.

Submitted by Sage at 2013-07-18 08:31:10 EDT (#)
Rating: 2

I've been thinking this for some time now. For that, I *guess* you deserve points.

Never forget, apollo!! https://www.ubersite.com/m/128472#3071791

:D

Submitted by FALLEN at 2013-07-18 08:17:27 EDT (#)

so, if Uber today became the old format, could it compete in todays internet?

Submitted by Dervel at 2013-07-18 07:37:48 EDT (#)

The true golden age of Ubersite was when it was an advert for a cooking webpage.

Root needs to be moved back down the order.

Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 07:30:28 EDT (#)


Submitted by redskieslookfake at 2013-07-18 02:41:38 EDT (#)

I don't mind the having a stalker, but it is a shame that I've got such a deeply unfunny one with no wit or originality.

I'm sure Thicko(IHARF) is giggling away that he's been given some attention, while he fumes that his original account got such mediocre ratings and that no one ever liked his work.

I think the reasons for Uber failing are various and obvious. The fact that Bart produced something which is actually uglier than the mid 90s CMS than the original Uber, the fact that there are fewer features than there used to be, the fact that you can't scroll large comments on the iPhone or see most recently rated (you're quite right Bart, there wasn't a single way to get around that), the fact that most heated and other lists were removed because of the incredibly taxing requirements on the server, the fact that the vast majority of people on here are alters of Oathmeal or Sico, the fact that Bubba is still stealing oxygen, the fact that Facebook does everything uber does and much more.

All in all, Uber was interesting once but the structure, the content, the styling are all sadly worse than they've ever been.

Submitted by Fucking foul at 2013-07-18 01:15:35 EDT (#)

agreed


Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

-- Homer Simpson
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